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Reviews by 'Yonbear'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
332
reviews published to date.
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Picnic At Hanging Rock (1975)
Close encounters with picnickers?
Dec 30, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Under Siege (1992)
Great tits save ship.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Seedy villains juice heroes.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(5)
On Golden Pond (1981)
Fonda fonder of Fonda.
Mar 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Wicker Man, The (1973)
Woodward added to fire!
Feb 16, 2005
Unscored
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(5)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Grail lost in shrubbery.
Mar 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Strictly Ballroom (1992)
Little ballroom in tights!
Dec 1, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Ben-Hur (1959)
Indy 500 Roman-style.
Mar 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Flippant French fling Friesians.
Mar 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Hook (1991)
Hollywood destroys childrens story!
Mar 12, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Superman (1978)
Believeability flies out window.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Troy (2004)
Fighting in sand Pitt.
Dec 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Bonnie And Clyde (1967)
Bonnie, Clyde's car air-conditioned.
Jan 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Absolute Power (1997)
Clint hides in closet.
Jan 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe And Find True Happiness? (1969)
Mercy, forget Hieronymus Humpper!
Feb 22, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Cast Away (2000)
Hanks creates, patents fire!
Feb 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Ford, Connery get tanked!
Mar 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Le Mans (1971)
Steve McQueen prangs Porsche.
Mar 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Short Circuit (1986)
Sheedy proof: artificial intelligence!
Apr 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Woman In Red, The (1984)
Red dress thrills nerd!
May 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Deliverance (1972)
Camping provides 'arrowing experience.
Jan 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Mutiny On The Bounty (1962)
Mutinous Marlon's maritime mayhem.
Feb 19, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Van Helsing (2004)
Frightened Friar fights fear.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Walkabout (1971)
Jenny Agutter goes bush.
Mar 13, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Great Race, The (1965)
Great Leslie meets fate.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
King Rat (1965)
Corporal King is scumbag!
Feb 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Zombie psychiatrist confuses kid.
May 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Van Helsing (2004)
Hairy Helsing hashes horrors.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Goldfinger (1964)
Goldfinger invents laser surgery.
Dec 31, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Nutty knights' noble quest!
Mar 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Taking Of Pelham One Two Three, The (1974)
Clever heist, electrifying finish!
Nov 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Dances With Wolves (1990)
Fresh air affects Costner!
Mar 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Sam makes call underwater.
Sep 19, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Dr. Dolittle 2 (2001)
Bear smarter than vet!
Mar 18, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Easy Rider (1969)
Captain America dies free.
Mar 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Scarlet's dream blows away!
Dec 23, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Hunting Party, The (1971)
Kidnapping leads to death.
Dec 18, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Ice Age (2002)
Bad tiger changes stripes?
Dec 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Ice Age (2002)
Mighty mammoth minds munchkin.
Dec 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Jaws (1975)
Paranoid Piscatorialist Panics Public!
Dec 18, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Exploiting dinosaurs- BIG mistake!
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Kung Fu Panda (2008)
Po uses his noodle!
Oct 4, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Legends Of The Fall (1994)
Brad boring, bear clever!
Jan 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Lost World: Jurassic Park, The (1997)
More dinousaurs- BIGGER mistake!
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Magnificent Seven, The (1960)
Bandits meet seven gunfighters!
Oct 5, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Mao's Last Dancer (2009)
Defecting Dancer defies Dynasty.
Dec 18, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Frogs find Crowe tough.
Jun 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Perfect Storm, The (2000)
John West rejects George.
Apr 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Tuxedo, The (2002)
Bugger suit, more Jen!
Oct 13, 2011
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Bachelor Party (1984)
Doped donkey dances, dies!
Sep 12, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Cast Away (2000)
Basketball smarter than Hanks.
Feb 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Cast Away (2000)
Many uses for ice-skate.
Jan 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Deliverance (1972)
'Camping' trip redneck style.
Jan 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Die Another Day (2002)
Hairy Bond, hot Berry.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Godzilla (1998)
Lizard creamed by Frogs!
Apr 21, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Southern belle loses war.
Dec 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)
Indy discovers unknown son!
Jan 30, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
King's Speech, The (2010)
Colonial conquers Colin's Calamity.
Mar 25, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Le Mans (1971)
Steve's day long race!
Oct 5, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
Mel votes Tina out!
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Magnificent Seven, The (1960)
Seven gunfighters become three!
Oct 5, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Small kid frightens monsters.
Apr 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Moonraker (1979)
Bond has weightless whoopie!
Dec 31, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Replacements, The (2000)
Wannabes win football match.
Jan 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sister Act (1992)
Spiritual souls save singer.
Feb 16, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Unforgiven (1992)
Clint revives western movies.
Mar 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Van Helsing (2004)
Jackman does creature feature!.
Feb 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
We Were Soldiers (2002)
Two sides to Vietnam.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Wild Geese, The (1978)
Betrayed mercenaries get Goosed.
Oct 22, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
Bond flies mini chopper.
May 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Junior scientist creates monster.
Nov 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Big Red equals dead!
Jan 3, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Ben-Hur (1959)
Heston carries the cross.
Jan 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Cast Away (2000)
Hanks hankers for home!
Nov 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Days Of Thunder (1990)
Cruise, Kidman, big headache!
Mar 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dirty Harry (1971)
Heavy calibre Eastwood flick.
Mar 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Dr. No (1962)
Bond cracks crazy quack!
Nov 24, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Easy Rider (1969)
Fonda fingers feral farmer.
Dec 30, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Easy Rider (1969)
Fonda chopped on chopper!
Apr 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Goldfinger (1964)
Paint job kills babe!
Dec 31, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Great Race, The (1965)
Best bunfight on film!
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Heartbreakers (2001)
Hackman ruins Weaver's plot.
Jan 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Hunting Party, The (1971)
Western teacher- student scandal.
Jun 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Voracious velociraptors vanquish villains!
Oct 18, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Kindergarten Cop (1990)
Kids worse than tumor!
Feb 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Last Samurai, The (2003)
Tom sharp with sword.
Apr 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Legally Blonde (2001)
Witless witnesses - Witherspoon wins!
Mar 17, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Little Fauss And Big Halsy (1970)
Randy Redford rides bikes.
Nov 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Davey Jones' heartless Pirate.
Feb 24, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Poseidon Adventure, The (1972)
Surf 1, Ship 0.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Soylent Green (1973)
People sandwich on rye.
Feb 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Superman II (1980)
Superman has triple trouble!
Dec 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Titanic (1997)
Leo's long cold ride!
Dec 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Tuxedo, The (2002)
Hewitt gotta love Jennifer.
Sep 17, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HAL hobbles space race!
Nov 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Bear, The (1988)
Big Bear, little bear!
Jan 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Cast Away (2000)
Hanks for the holiday!
May 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Cleopatra (1963)
Liz hides in carpet.
Feb 21, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Day The Earth Stood Still, The (2008)
Keanu destroys classic's reputation!
Oct 7, 2010
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Flight Of The Phoenix, The (1965)
Toy designer builds plane!
May 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
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