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Reviews by 'Mark'
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Movie fan
with a total of
30
reviews published to date.
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Welcome To The Sticks (2008)
Exile becomes slapstick fun.
Sep 17, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Visitors, The (1993)
Poof is pauper's progeny.
Sep 28, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Very Long Engagement, A (2004)
Am�lie in the Trenches.
Oct 1, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Mug dupes Cop.
Jan 1, 2011
Unscored
Vote
Trainspotting (1996)
Drugs, unemployment- so cool!
May 31, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Thunderbolt And Lightfoot (1974)
Whacky heist, Bridges whacked.
Sep 17, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Swimming Pool (2003)
High point, Rampling's muff.
Sep 17, 2010
Unscored
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Scooby-Doo (2002)
70's canine nostalgia trip.
Sep 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (1991)
American accent eleventh century?
Jul 4, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Railway Children, The (1970)
A trainspotter's wank-fest.
May 31, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Operation Valkyrie: The Stauffenberg Plot To Kill Hitler (2008)
Good German screws up.
Sep 9, 2010
Unscored
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No Reservations (2007)
Chick(en) on Aaron's menu.
Dec 16, 2010
Unscored
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Night Porter, The (1974)
Sex-crazed Nazi reunion fable.
Sep 11, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Mickey Blue Eyes (1999)
Fop becomes Sicilian rogue.
May 30, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Magnum Force (1973)
Harry blasts Soul's vigilantes.
Sep 17, 2010
Unscored
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Lives Of Others, The (2006)
Two-timing tart ruins careers.
Dec 16, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Live And Let Die (1973)
Moore's best, fab music.
Sep 10, 2010
Unscored
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Killing Zoe (1993)
Gay robs Gay Paris.
Jan 1, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Horse Whisperer, The (1998)
Depressed horse? Who cares?
May 31, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Germinal (1993)
Depardieu's gut, not proletarian.
Sep 17, 2010
Unscored
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Female Agents (2008)
Torture, Tits, Tarts, Traitors.
Dec 14, 2010
Unscored
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Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Never gatecrash strangers' orgy.
Jul 11, 2002
Scored 4/5
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English Patient, The (1996)
Magyar mislays moonlighting Mrs.
Sep 17, 2010
Unscored
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Downfall (2004)
Austrian's final sleepover party.
Dec 18, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
D�ner De Cons, Le (1998)
Matchstick enthusiast foils toff.
Sep 17, 2010
Unscored
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Cross Of Iron (1977)
Sam's Soviet Slow-mo Shoot-em-up.
Dec 18, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Blue Max, The (1966)
Fokker flyer cuckolds Mason.
Sep 17, 2010
Unscored
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Betty Blue (1986)
Gallic crumpet wants baby.
May 31, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(1)
American, The (2010)
Clooney-inspired propaganda for Abruzzo.
Dec 16, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Am�lie (2001)
Modern Paris it ain't.
May 31, 2002
Scored 2/5
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