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The all-time top 100 reviews (and beyond) as voted by site visitors.
101
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
When Jesus came.
AC
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(85)
102
Wedding Singer, The (1998)
Groom With A Drew.
Sean
Vote
(85)
103
Secretary (2002)
Typist gets bum rap.
lemmycaution
Vote
(85)
104
Deliverance (1972)
Warn Beatty!
lemmycaution
Vote
(83)
105
Ben-Hur (1959)
Speedway with real horsepower.
thefoxboy
Vote
(82)
106
Con Air (1997)
Boeing. John Malkovich.
Koli
Vote
(82)
107
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Frodo visits Shelob's website.
Alan Smithee
Vote
(81)
108
Monster (2003)
Charlize no angel.
lemmycaution
Vote
(80)
109
Few Good Men, A (1992)
Jack in the box.
Sean
Vote
(80)
110
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Ice sea, dead people.
Sean
Vote
(79)
111
Elephant Man, The (1980)
A Merrick Unbeauty.
SixFourian
Vote
(79)
112
March Of The Penguins (2005)
The Emperors Hike Back.
Sean
Vote
(79)
113
Donnie Darko (2001)
Bunny bugs.
randall
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(79)
114
Wedding Planner, The (2001)
J-Lo's prior experience useful.
Conan The Westy
Vote
(79)
115
American Pie (1999)
Passion Of The Crust.
noncentz
Vote
(78)
116
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
'The King And Eye'.
Dante
Vote
(78)
117
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Leo 'tard.
noncentz
Vote
(78)
118
Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
E.T., foe gnome.
noncentz
Vote
(78)
119
King Arthur (2004)
Guenevere lanced a lot.
thefoxboy
Vote
(77)
120
Kurt & Courtney (1998)
Kurt CoBang.
thefoxboy
Vote
(77)
121
Cast Away (2000)
Rest of cast's away.
randall
Vote
(76)
122
Memento (2000)
Don't reveal shocking beginning!
randall
Vote
(76)
123
Cleopatra (1963)
My Pharaoh Lady.
lemmycaution
Vote
(75)
124
Babe: Pig In The City (1998)
Piggy back.
SixFourian
Vote
(75)
125
Apollo 13 (1995)
Bacon in tin can.
thefoxboy
Vote
(74)
126
Godfather, The (1972)
Sonny, bloody Sonny.
lemmycaution
Vote
(74)
127
One Hour Photo (2002)
Robin: Thief Of Prints.
Corduroy Pillow
Vote
(74)
128
Smilla's Feeling For Snow (1997)
Harris on fjord.
noncentz
Vote
(74)
129
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Thieving Las Vegas.
thefoxboy
Vote
(74)
130
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Shut yer Trapps.
Conan The Westy
Vote
(74)
131
Silent Movie (1976)
'One word film' review.
Downtown
Vote
(73)
132
X-Men (2000)
Halle hath snow fury.
benj clews
Vote
(73)
133
Godfather, The (1972)
Bed. Head.
Josh the cat
Vote
(73)
134
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Vader downs a Guinness.
Sludge
Vote
(73)
135
Grapes Of Wrath, The (1940)
A Farewell to Farms.
lemmycaution
Vote
(73)
136
Best In Show (2000)
Sit happens.
thefoxboy
Vote
(73)
137
Wild Wild West (1999)
Smith and Western.
bife
Vote
(72)
138
Truman Show, The (1998)
Orwell, But Ends Well.
SixFourian
Vote
(72)
139
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
11 out of 10.
bife
Vote
(72)
140
Bourne Identity, The (1988)
First Bourne.
randall
Vote
(72)
141
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Gone With The Wind.
thefoxboy
Vote
(71)
142
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Runaway women gorge themselves.
AC
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(71)
143
All Nude Summer (1998)
Summer of 69.
thefoxboy
Vote
(71)
144
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Manhattan on the rocks.
randall
Vote
(71)
145
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Rules set in stone.
Josh the cat
Vote
(70)
146
Back To The Future (1985)
20th Century Fox.
benj clews
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(70)
147
Elf (2003)
Elfish bastard.
noncentz
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(70)
148
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Hanks: You've Got Grail.
demonic
Vote
(70)
149
Splash (1984)
You've Got Tail.
thefoxboy
Vote
(69)
150
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Kissed me, Kate?
lemmycaution
Vote
(69)
151
Secretary (2002)
Spanking the flunky.
lemmycaution
Vote
(69)
152
Aliens (1986)
Queen attacks Ripley's Bishop.
Cheese_Ed
Vote
(69)
153
Zoolander (2001)
War of the poses.
Corduroy Pillow
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(69)
154
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Luke. Pa. No hand.
Mr Savoir Faire
Vote
(69)
155
American Pie (1999)
Pie Who Shagged Me.
thefoxboy
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(69)
156
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
A Knight To Dismember.
Joe Blevins
Vote
(69)
157
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Ho cuisine.
randall
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(69)
158
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Hamlite.
randall
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(69)
159
Signs (2002)
Farmageddon.
noncentz
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(69)
160
Fight Club (1999)
Boxing, Helena.
SixFourian
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(69)
161
Nude Law Enforcement (1993)
Raw and Order.
thefoxboy
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(69)
162
Terminal, The (2004)
Tom waits.
noncentz
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(69)
163
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
When Hairy Met Sulley.
RockGolf
Vote
(69)
164
Groundhog Day (1993)
Different shit. Same day.
Montgomery
Vote
(69)
165
Lost In Translation (2003)
Blief Encounter.
lemmycaution
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(69)
166
Lost World: Jurassic Park, The (1997)
Raiders Of Lost Park.
thefoxboy
Vote
(68)
167
Fish That Saved Pittsburgh, The (1979)
Cod help us.
bife
Vote
(68)
168
Chastity Belt, The (1967)
'Thighs Wide Shut'.
lemmycaution
Vote
(68)
169
Chocolat (2000)
'The French Confection'.
RockGolf
Vote
(68)
170
Men In Black II (2002)
Aliens, Smith and Jones.
noncentz
Vote
(68)
171
Carnal Knowledge (1971)
Hymen and Garfunkel.
randall
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(68)
172
Urine (1999)
Streaming video.
randall
Vote
(67)
173
Oh, God! You Devil (1984)
Burns burns Burns.
AC
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(67)
174
Misery (1990)
Caan cancels dancing lessons.
thefoxboy
Vote
(67)
175
Scrooged (1988)
Murray Christmas.
noncentz
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(67)
176
Spartacus (1960)
Spartacus very popular name.
AC
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(67)
177
Turner & Hooch (1989)
Cop and slobber.
lemmycaution
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(67)
178
50 First Dates (2004)
Drew a blank.
Corduroy Pillow
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(67)
179
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Ford. Explorer.
Yukon
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(67)
180
Sitting Bull (1954)
Bull Sit.
thefoxboy
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(66)
181
Three Stooges, The (2000)
The show about Nyucking.
thefoxboy
Vote
(66)
182
Jaws (1975)
Diet: fish and ships.
bife
Vote
(66)
183
Ring, The (2002)
Tape Fear.
Sludge
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(66)
184
Vampire Circus (1972)
Goes for the juggler.
demonic
Vote
(66)
185
Fast And The Furious, The (2001)
Look Who's Torquing.
AC
Vote
(66)
186
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Something about Mary Magdalene.
BaftaBaby
Vote
(66)
187
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Feddies vs. Jason.
randall
Vote
(66)
188
Speed (1994)
Unbrakeable.
Falken
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(65)
189
Weekend At Bernie's (1989)
Abra-cadaver.
AC
Vote
(65)
190
Indian In The Cupboard, The (1995)
Least Of The Mohicans.
Cheese_Ed
Vote
(65)
191
Last Samurai, The (2003)
'Top Shogun'.
The Person who...
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(65)
192
Poseidon Adventure, The (1972)
Hooker, liner, and sinker.
noncentz
Vote
(65)
193
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Rock. Enroll!
RockGolf
Vote
(65)
194
10 (1979)
Slo-mo Bo: woah!
randall
Vote
(65)
195
Moby Dick (1956)
Dick size DOES matter.
randall
Vote
(65)
196
Fritz The Cat (1972)
Kitty Porn.
Pope George Ringo
Vote
(65)
197
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Irregular entry in Ledger.
RockGolf
Vote
(64)
198
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
Godfellas.
noncentz
Vote
(64)
199
Braveheart (1995)
William shakes spear.
Corduroy Pillow
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(64)
200
Blue Crush (2002)
Tubular belles.
noncentz
Vote
(64)
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