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Fantastic Four (2005) |
173 reviews |
Film rated 2.7 / 5
(Chick rating: 2.3 / 5)
(Guy rating: 2.7 / 5)
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Fantastic Four? Shitetastic Four. |
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Alien story teller's Story. |
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Human Torch, thank Evans! |
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Alba strips, joins foursome. |
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Quartet battles larcenous Latverian. |
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From Super-Scientists to Super-Heroes. |
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Heatless. Weak. Stretchy. Invisible? |
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Fantastic Four? Fantastic Bore. |
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Flashy 'Four' falls flat. |
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Victor ribs rubbery Reed. |
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Superhero Alba's super abs. |
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Foursome fells ferrous foe. |
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Human torch enjoys limelight. |
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Jessica Alba's 'Invisible Tush'. |
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Reed Richards' extended family. |
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Chiklis travels rocky road. |
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Grimm shows stony disposition. |
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Four; skin, Storm flashes. |
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Heroically, Alba gets naked. |
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Johnny's flaming show, off. |
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Grimm's a disagreeable Thing. |
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Sue 'blushes' outta sight! |
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Flying flame thwarts missile. |
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Grimm's outlook is rocky. |
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Chiklis: rockwork orange. |
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That Thing, Chilkis does. |
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Albacadabra! And she's gone! |
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Doctor's fantastic plans doomed. |
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Cosmic radiation empowers 4. |
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Ioan's Role: Pretty Flexible. |
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Radiation alters friends forever. |
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Sue: see-through sexiness. |
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Ben begrudgingly becomes bricklike. |
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Evans hothead; Alba hottie. |
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Four? Yes. Fantastic? Well... |
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Doom's accent mysteriously dissappears. |
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Zapped astronauts develop powers. |
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Michael- Big Orange 'Shield'. |
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Alba's performance transparent. |
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Transluscent Storm meets Doom. |
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Stretched, Forced, Rocky, Burned. |
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Richards Co. got storm'd! |
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'Four' upshot: Cosmically razed. |
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Hot, Stretchy, invisible, ugly. |
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Hot chick feels invisible? |
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Astronauts: bad gas attack. |
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Seeing through Jessica Alba. |
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Four-get it Fantastically. |
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Cosmic quartet dooms Victor. |
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Johnny flame instant hit. |
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Ben Grimm, density's child. |
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Inferior live action 'Incredibles'. |
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Human Torch incinerates genre. |
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The original Incredible family. |
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Cosmic comic 'Clobbering' Cinema. |
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Chiklis becomes 'The Shield'. |
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Fantastic elastic plus three. |
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Four Fantastics' fantastic foray. |
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Four fantastic freaks fight. |
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