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Planet Of The Apes (2001) |
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Film rated 2.5 / 5
(Chick rating: 2.3 / 5)
(Guy rating: 2.5 / 5)
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| Marky Mark's banana bunch. |
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| Marky Mark... Monkey bunch. |
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| Roth uses gorilla tactics. |
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| Simian remake stylish, substanceless. |
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| Carter buys Mark Wahlberg. |
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| Wahlberg's funky monkey movie. |
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| Helena 'hearts,' helps humans. |
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| Movie's outcome a(pe) priori. |
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| Gorillas in Marky's midst. |
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| Marky Mark's fuzzy bunch. |
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| Plantain from Outer Space? |
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| Tim Burton's Ape Mistake. |
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| Burton's Monkey: Not Funky. |
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| Humans: beasts of Burton. |
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| Heston now 'damn's humans! |
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| People pets please primates. |
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| Captain's crash changes civilization. |
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| Leo's landing flips future. |
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| Delicious Daena doesn't disrobe. |
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| Burton reprises surprise ending. |
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| Burton rapes Ape original. |
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| Hot, humanitarian chimp Helena. |
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| Humans capture orangutan slavedriver. |
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| Human 'Bonham'ie with apes. |
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| Helena branded a traitor. |
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| Marky Mark ponders bestiality. |
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| Burton's first bad remake. |
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| Ape civilisation belittles mankind. |
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| Roth - Soldier of Orang(utan). |
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| Tim Roth's gorilla warfare. |
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| Wahlberg discovers banana republic. |
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| Ape remake complicates plot. |
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| Remake doesn't ape original. |
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| Astronaut finds Banana Republic. |
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| Burton monkeys with ending. |
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| Underwear model battles simians. |
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| Infinite monkeys film remake. |
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| Remake only apes original. |
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| Wahlberg defeats heavyweight chimps. |
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| Wahlberg lost in species. |
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| Silverback To The Future. |
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| Burton makes monkey business. |
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| Good remake? Apesolutely! |
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| Burton's baboonery of apes. |
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| Wahlberg feels Tim's Roth. |
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| Astronaut Wahlberg monkeys around. |
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| Burton is monkeying around. |
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| Wahlberg smooches female monkey! |
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| Wahlberg spanks the monkeys. |
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| Things hairy for Wahlberg. |
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| Apewoman Carter disturbingly hot. |
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| Monkeys'd produce better acting. |
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| Wahlberg romances ape chick. |
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| Sensitive study of bestiality. |
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| Apes need swimming lessons. |
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| Heston warns AGAINST guns? |
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| The Ape Lincoln memorial? |
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| Monkeys out evolve Wahlberg. |
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| Wahlberg apes Heston badly. |
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| Apes, humans and Wahlberg! |
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| Marky Mark spanks monkies. |
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| Cheetah chimponaut saves Mark. |
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| Tim Burton's monkey shines. |
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| Wahlberg makes 'Ape' turd. |
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