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Swordfish (2001) |
| 89 reviews |
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Film rated 2.8 / 5
(Chick rating: 2.4 / 5)
(Guy rating: 2.9 / 5)
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| Jackman Hacker's tallywhacker. |
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| Jackman becomes terrorist's hacker. |
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| Berry boobs bare-ly buxom. |
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| Hacker ogles black Berry. |
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| Jobson hacks for daughter. |
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| Jackman hacks. Shear robbery. |
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| Halle's Breasts. Enough Said. |
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| Travolta is government's terrorist. |
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| Berry barely bares boobs. |
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| Berry shows boobies: Halle-lujah! |
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| Bookish Berry bares boobs. |
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| Jackman: Brawniest nerd ever. |
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| Ginger spices, shows breasts. |
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| Hacker's audition is(n't) blown. |
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| Halle's 'comets' first sighting. |
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| Halle Berry, money, shot. |
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| Halle's proud of berries. |
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| Travolta, technology, tits. |
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| Paunchy Travolta's Crazy gang. |
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| Halle's salary enhanced mammarily. |
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| Vinnie Vega hires Wolverine! |
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| Jackman hacker gets blown. |
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| Travolta disses Pacino's method. |
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| Heist needs Huge-Hackerman. |
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| Travolta's huge hack, man. |
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| Halle topless; gets lynched. |
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| Hacker hired, Travolta thieves. |
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| Berry tries seductive persuasion. |
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| Travolta leads billion heist. |
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| Hugh cracks Berry's code. |
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| Jackman's hack, Berry's rack. |
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| Halle's $500,000 boob job. |
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| Travolta's test = hacker's dream. |
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| Berry sunbathing = best part. |
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| Ball-bearing bomb blasts bank. |
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| Wolverine hacks the planet. |
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| Travolta becomes terrorist terrorist. |
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| Jackman, Berry, not mutants. |
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| Wolverine sees Storm's tits. |
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| Jugh Hack-man, Halle's berries. |
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| Travolta gets warhead discounts. |
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| Travolta screws Berry, Jackman. |
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| Travolta hams in hack-fest. |
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| Laughably pompous computer shootout. |
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| Travolta's flying bus getaway. |
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| Unbelievably unbelievable hacker hack. |
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| Travolta/ Jackman, one miscast. |
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| Cybersexed thriller short circuits. |
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| Jackman concentrated while fellated. |
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| Beautiful bonus: Berry's boobies. |
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| Travolta's stomach, Berry's tits. |
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| Plot suffers for explosions. |
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| Jackman's unrealistic hack job. |
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| Hackers, Halle, fat Travolta. |
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| Thanks for the mammaries. |
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| Travolta amidst computer hokum. |
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| Travolta's beard keeps moving. |
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| Berry flash, Travolta crash. |
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| Halle flashes, Travolta yawns. |
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| Storm nekkid! Wolverine types! |
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| Brilliant beginning, fun film. |
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| Nerd funds terrorist bigot. |
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| Criminal pulls Houdini act. |
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| Bomb explodes. Rest sucks. |
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| Movie sucks, boobies great! |
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| Halle Berry's knockers. Great! |
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| Eurgh! Exploded woman everywhere! |
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