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Drama, Fantasy, Horror, Thriller
John Carpenter
Stephen King
Bill Phillips
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Harry Dean Stanton
Alexandra Paul
Kelly Preston
John Stockwell
Robert Prosky
Richard Collier
Bruce French
Roberts Blossom
Keith Gordon
Barry Tubb
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Essential Collection - 1983
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Christine

(1983)
89 reviews
Film rated 3.3 / 5  (Chick rating: 3 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.4 / 5)
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John. Car. Panned. Turd.
Doug Maguire 
  Vote    
Carpenter drives King's car.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (2)   
King's infernal combustion engine.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (9)   
Plymouth - Christless.
weegee 
  Vote    
New adventures, old Christine.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (7)   
Ve-he-kill.
Kruegerbait 
  Vote (1)   
Scrapped car is... scrappy.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Ghost in the machine.
djw1973 
  Vote    
Passion of the Christine.
djw1973 
  Vote    
Vroom with a Viewpoint.
djw1973 
  Vote    
Murder: gas car.
Sludge 
  Vote (14)   
Car loves Arnie.
Puzzgal 
  Vote    
Crazy car causes carnage.
Nick 
  Vote    
Clutch Of Evil.
Rovark 
  Vote (6)   
Haunted homicidal Herbie.
damalc 
  Vote (8)   
Killer car, dude!!!
Canklefish 
  Vote (1)   
Plain pain automobile.
Ali 
  Vote (9)   
Vehicular homicide, literally.
Catuli 
  Vote (3)   
Christine's a mean machine.
demonic 
  Vote (14)   
Arnie loves killer Fury.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (5)   
Christine: King of cars.
Lindsey K 
  Vote    
'Car tune' death scenes.
redPen 
  Vote (3)   
Murdering Pink Lady Car.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (2)   
Evil in Car, Mate.
Face 
  Vote (3)   
Motorslay.
boydegg 
  Vote    
Wheelzebub.
Face 
  Vote (24)   
Roadkill machine, demonically pristine.
elchico 
  Vote    
Car kills nerd's enemies.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (1)   
Mad Car Disease.
TitanPa 
  Vote (25)   
Ghastliest Fury ever sold.
elchico 
  Vote    
Axles of evil.
Yukon 
  Vote (40)   
Street Car named Christine.
TitanPa 
  Vote (2)   
Arnie's nerdishness attracts car.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Arnie loves '58 Plymouth.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (2)   
Plymouth fury, demonic car.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
NAStyCAR.
The General 
  Vote (20)   
Carpenter builds lousy car.
Sludge 
  Vote (7)   
Street car has desires.
E.L.F 
  Vote (22)   
Congestion charge? Christine chuckles.
zle 
  Vote    
Coupe devil(le).
DaveR 
  Vote (2)   
Mad: a gas car.
noncentz 
  Vote (16)   
Plymouth Furious.
Wheelz 
  Vote (8)   
Christine Slaughter.
Sludge 
  Vote (4)   
King's car-maggedeon.
el guapo 
  Vote (1)   
Imp My Ride.
Animal Mutha 
  Vote (22)   
Remorseless carriage.
noncentz 
  Vote (1)   
Car, where's my dude?
Sludge 
  Vote (37)   
Christine's no Love Bug!
MFNickster 
  Vote (3)   
Mental car scares everyone.
pilbar 
  Vote    
Bad car-ma.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (5)   
Christine has evil Fury.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Coup� d'�tat.
Stalean 
  Vote (13)   
Stalker car kills competition.
Juju 
  Vote    
Car-nage.
soda 
  Vote (10)   
Beelzebub car.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Hell hath this Fury...
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (28)   
Anti-Christ, teen, car.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (7)   
Dude whipped by wheels.
Roller 
  Vote (2)   
Murder with auto motive.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (9)   
Possession creates better haircut.
duh 
  Vote (9)   
Car gets ghast mileage.
randall 
  Vote (25)   
Plymouth should be repossessed.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (30)   
Evil version of KITT.
memloss 
  Vote (7)   
Killer kar krushes kompetition.
AC 
  Vote (2)   
Scary, evil murdering car.
Tori 
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Killer set of wheels.
McKorkel 
  Vote (6)   
Evil in-car-nate.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (17)   
Nerd practices auto-eroticism.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (3)   
Nerd possesses possessed car.
MelissaS 
  Vote (3)   
Arnie acquires automotive assassin.
Ncik 
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Teenager can't control Fury.
Downtown 
  Vote (11)   
From dented to mental.
noncentz 
  Vote (1)   
Nerdy kid's road rage.
Ken 
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Car has mean personnality.
eva kant 
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Geek gets radical ride.
Pumpkin 
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Nerd possessed by car.
zudobear 
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Possessed vehicle, driven bad!
Benager 
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'Herbie' minus flowers.
MguyX 
  Vote (1)   
Creepy, chrome-covered killer.
Joel Bass 
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'It's Alive' goes Detroit.
jinx 
  Vote    
Self-aware killer car.
J. Alexander Mc... 
  Vote    
Red car kills devilishly.
knoops 
  Vote    
Cool car repairs itself.
Blackmoon 
  Vote (1)   
Wronged youth's Fury-ous revenge.
Rovark 
  Vote    
Possessed Plymouth tempts teenager.
big g 
  Vote (1)   
Haunted heap hunts humans.
AardBall 
  Vote (3)   
Evil red car. Stupid.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote    
Big buick born bad.
Stone Junction 
  Vote (1)   
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