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Deep Impact (1998) |
| 73 reviews |
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Film rated 2.8 / 5
(Chick rating: 3.1 / 5)
(Guy rating: 2.8 / 5)
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| Messiah's second coming successful. |
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| Find comet? Elijah would! |
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| Freeman predicts a flood. |
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| Messiah can't save Manhattan. |
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| SPLASHROCK, featuring Sue Nommy. |
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| Missouri Beck-ons for 1,000,000. |
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| President praises suicide bombers. |
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| Frodo seeks higher ground. |
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| Father, Daughter. Wave. Goobye. |
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| Cromwell's affair with ELE. |
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| Relationships, yawn. Tsunami, yay! |
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| Impact lacks significant depth. |
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| Colossal comet collision catastrophe. |
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| Leoni loathes loving father. |
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| Astronauts kiss asteroid goodbye. |
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| Freeman, future classy president? |
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| Longing Lerner sacrifices self. |
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| 'Armageddon,' chick-flick version. |
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| Future Frodo flees fireball. |
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| LeeLee: teen hottie Hotchner. |
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| Freeman's Messiah mission fails. |
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| Duvall's 'Fish'y comet landing. |
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| Aging astronaut's comet landing. |
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| Frodo avoids sheltered housing. |
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| Earth destroyed. Frodo lives! |
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| Deep, asteroidal character disaster. |
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| Family reunited under wave. |
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| President Freeman vetos asteroid. |
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| Frodo-cataclysmic disaster flick. |
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| Earth gets celestially stoned. |
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| Slow burn meteor apocalypse. |
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| Freeman is America's Leader. |
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| Freeman President, world ends. |
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| 'Armageddon' replica without Aerosmith. |
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| Boring relationships interrupt carnage. |
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| President Morgan says 'Duck'. |
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| Comet impact deeply boring. |
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| Tidal wave goodbye parents. |
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| Asteroid makes big waves. |
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| Apocalypse at human scale. |
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| Comet relieves sentimental mush. |
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| Big rock, big conspiracy. |
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| Black Prez battles comet. |
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| Racist comet dislikes President. |
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| World prepares for disasteroid. |
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| Asteroid annihilation averted, again. |
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| 'Armageddon' minus Bruce, plot. |
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| The end, eagerly awaited. |
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| Disney style 'Armageddon'. Yawn. |
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| 'Armageddon' without the laughter! |
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| Giant meteor threatens humanity. |
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| Asteroid threatens Earth, again. |
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