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Reviews by 'redPen'
Current status of
Movie oracle
with a total of
1817
reviews published to date.
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Fisher King, The (1991)
Gilliam re-quests Holy Grail.
Aug 19, 2014
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Dossier and saucier opened.
Jul 20, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Big Sleep, The (1946)
Philip Marlowe, Gun Collector.
Sep 17, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Pitt's Raine of terror.
Aug 27, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Marley & Me (2008)
Dog trainer is bitch!
Jul 10, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Religulous (2008)
Maher splices Christian views.
Apr 27, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Religulous (2008)
Religiously Incorrect.
Apr 27, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Religulous (2008)
Comic smarm, little harm.
Apr 27, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Religulous (2008)
(Edited for atheistic viewpoint!).
Apr 27, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Fast And The Furious, The (2001)
Chitty Chitty Bling Bling!
Apr 7, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Watchmen (2009)
Zzzz...BLUE PENIS!...zzzz.
Mar 26, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Unwed, dead; undead, wed!
Jan 30, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Bounty, The (1984)
Cole, Tynah's daughter.
Jan 15, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Merlin's Apprentice (2006)
Magician + wet chick = magician!
Jan 7, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Doomsday (2008)
Mad Max: Beyond Glasgow.
Nov 30, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Omen III: The Final Conflict (1981)
Dam(ie)n Nation!
Nov 11, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Why Did I Get Married? (2007)
Athlete infection = jock itch.
Nov 6, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(6)
For Your Height Only (1981)
Her Majesty's Secrete Service.
Nov 5, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Peter Pan (1953)
Clock croc: Hook spook.
Oct 14, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Serenity (2005)
River Tam HATES anime!
Oct 12, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Equus (1977)
Psychiatrist plays horse doctor.
Oct 11, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Presidio, The (1988)
Beware the Thumb!
Oct 3, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Swordfish (2001)
Berry boobs bare-ly buxom.
Oct 3, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Stranger, The (1962)
Captain KKK-irk!
Oct 3, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Naked Fairy Tales (2002)
One chick, SEVEN dwarfs!
Sep 30, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Janis (1974)
Homely hillbilly wino performs.
Sep 23, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Dirty Dozen, The (1967)
The Wrath of Cons.
Sep 21, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Elvis Meets Nixon (1997)
Dick entertains Pelvis!
Sep 20, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Apocalypto (2006)
Mayans cause my yawns.
Sep 20, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Farm Family: In Search Of Gay Life In Rural America (2004)
Brokeback Farm.
Sep 6, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Unforgiven (1992)
Morgan Freeman: Unpale Rider.
Aug 28, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Lost Boys 2: The Tribe (2008)
Haim found! In credits!
Aug 25, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Lost Boys 2: The Tribe (2008)
Sutherland bloodsucker, Part Deux.
Aug 25, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Moonraker (1979)
James Bond, Shuttle Cock.
May 24, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Imagine: John Lennon (1988)
Dead Beatle Walking.
May 24, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Che! (1969)
Palance: Castro against type.
May 24, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Enter The Fat Dragon (1978)
Hi (Calorie) Karate!
May 24, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Wolf (1994)
Jack marks Spader's shoes.
May 24, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Blow Job (1963)
Sucky film.
May 23, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Made (2001)
GoodSwingers.
May 23, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(6)
1408 (2007)
Dulling of 'The Shining'.
May 22, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Packing Pickle Jars, Heinz (1901)
Jerkin' gherkins.
May 19, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Towering Inferno, The (1974)
Highrise blast. 'Airport' cast.
May 16, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Trainspotting (1996)
Shit fit ruins breakfast.
May 12, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Wag The Dog (1997)
All the President's Bullshitters.
May 12, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Reality Bites (1994)
GAP: Slackers selling slacks.
May 12, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(5)
On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)
The Bonds of matrimony.
May 10, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Day After, The (1983)
Scare. Fallout. Hair fallout.
May 10, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Dog Baseball (1986)
Catch ball, then whippet.
May 7, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Dog Baseball (1986)
Bull(pen)dog.
May 7, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Last Waltz, The (1978)
The Helm's breakin' up!
May 6, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(4)
First Knight (1995)
Gere in 'Pretty Maiden'.
May 6, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Troyer Traitor.
May 5, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Piano, The (1993)
Hunter: Pianist. Keitel: Penis.
May 5, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Door In The Floor, The (2004)
Boy brat bangs Basinger.
May 3, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Bachelor Party (1984)
Tom Hanks, 'wang' yanks.
May 2, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Bachelor Party (1984)
Mom yanks Nick's footlong.
May 2, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Attack Of The 50 Foot Chihuahua From Outer Space (1998)
'QUIERO TACO BELL . . . NOW!'.
Apr 30, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Bridge On The River Kwai, The (1957)
Reigning on Alec's brigade.
Apr 30, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Trouble With Harry, The (1955)
Bury Harry. Re-bury Harry.
Apr 30, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(6)
No Country For Old Men (2007)
Doorknobs and Boomsticks.
Apr 27, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Meet The Spartans (2008)
Funny, '300' was funnier.
Apr 25, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(4)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Heathtruccio.
Apr 24, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Cat Ballou (1965)
Nat 'n' Cat.
Apr 24, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Ducktales: The Movie - Treasure Of The Lost Lamp (1990)
Wingdiana Jones.
Apr 24, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Tits Andronicus.
Apr 24, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Truman Show, The (1998)
Ed = Man in moon.
Apr 24, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Becket (1964)
French king takes bishop.
Apr 24, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Beauty Shop (2005)
AfroSheen Latifah.
Apr 24, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Annie Hall (1977)
Cross-dresser gets Woody.
Apr 23, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Becket (1964)
Best friends, arch(bishop) enemies.
Apr 21, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Lightning In A Bottle (2004)
Rockin'est history lesson ever!
Apr 21, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Bustin' a Capulet ass.
Apr 21, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Parrot Sketch Not Included: Twenty Years Of Monty Python (1989)
The Full Monty.
Apr 21, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Analyse This (1999)
'Are you analyzin' ME?'.
Apr 20, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Boy And His Dog, A (1975)
1975: Kennedys predicted Presidents!
Apr 20, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Doctor Dolittle (1967)
Along Came Poly(nesia).
Apr 20, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Erotic Adventures Of Pinocchio, The (1971)
Little woody boy.
Apr 19, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Gunga D'Indy.
Apr 18, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Stuck On You (2003)
Damon's got brother's back.
Apr 17, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Rain Man (1988)
Hoffman: Savant. Cruise: Idiot.
Apr 17, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Stepford Wives, The (2004)
Perfect Wives 2.0.
Apr 15, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Stepford Wives, The (1975)
Perfect Wives 1.0.
Apr 15, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Porky's (1982)
Teenagers, sex, whore-moans.
Apr 15, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Brad. Pit.
Apr 14, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Mean Machine (2001)
The Wrongest Yard.
Apr 13, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Police Academy (1984)
Black noisebox's career cemented.
Apr 13, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Dragonheart (1996)
Thewlis plays queenly king.
Apr 13, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(3)
10,000 B.C. (2008)
Cavemen. No Raquel. Yawn.
Apr 12, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
I thwear Heath gay!
Apr 12, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Ladder 49 (2004)
Dead Man Joaquin.
Apr 10, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(17)
O (2001)
Bardsketball.
Apr 9, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Poetic Justice (1993)
Janet Jackson: Ghetto Angel-ou.
Apr 8, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Chicago 10 (2007)
Abbie Hoffman's animated testimony.
Apr 5, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Witness (1985)
Han Silo.
Apr 4, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Sermon of the Monty.
Apr 4, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Erotic Fortune Cookies (1975)
With Six, Get Hayroll!
Apr 4, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(11)
30 Days Of Night (2007)
In cold. Blood.
Apr 4, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Erotic Fortune Cookies (1975)
Cookie nookie.
Mar 30, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Little Nemo: Adventures In Slumberland (1992)
Sleeping With Sea Anemone.
Mar 30, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(9)
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