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Human Centipede (First Sequence), The (2009)
The Hungry Caterpillar?
Mar 24, 2011
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Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Elwood 'Needs somebody.'
Mar 23, 2011
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Kick-Ass (2010)
R-rated Spiderman meets Lazytown.
Mar 23, 2011
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Aeon Flux (2005)
Aeon is Theron.
Jun 18, 2008
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Magdalene Sisters, The (2002)
Birds of pray.
Apr 3, 2008
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(2)
American Psycho (2000)
De-capitalist.
Mar 21, 2008
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(1)
Muriel's Wedding (1994)
Faux wedding, and funeral.
Mar 21, 2008
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(1)
Cabaret (1972)
Goose-stepping hysteria hits club.
Mar 17, 2008
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Evil Dead II (1987)
Sawman stumps own hand.
Jan 22, 2008
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United 93 (2006)
Dramatization of fateful flight.
Jan 22, 2008
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Galaxy Quest (1999)
Aliens vs Allen.
Jan 15, 2008
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(2)
Superman Returns (2006)
Lois/villians knocked up.
Jan 15, 2008
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Galaxy Quest (1999)
Sigourney spawns bustier chest.
Jan 9, 2008
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Superman Returns (2006)
Clark overstays paternity leave.
Dec 27, 2007
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(1)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Wallace digs carrot top.
Dec 27, 2007
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Blade Runner (1982)
The retinal detective.
Dec 18, 2007
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V For Vendetta (2006)
V of NoVember.
Nov 27, 2007
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(1)
V For Vendetta (2006)
Letter bomber targets London.
Nov 27, 2007
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(1)
V For Vendetta (2006)
Guy launches V signs.
Nov 27, 2007
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(1)
300 (2006)
Arrows pierce chest beaters.
Nov 16, 2007
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Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Lass of the ring.
Nov 12, 2007
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(2)
300 (2006)
Spartans have bigger rods.
Nov 6, 2007
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(1)
300 (2006)
Greek legend. Miller's myths.
Nov 6, 2007
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300 (2006)
Persian monsters, speared ending.
Nov 6, 2007
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300 (2006)
Codpieces defend Greece.
Nov 6, 2007
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(1)
Dark City (1998)
O'Brien polices city maze.
Aug 6, 2007
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(1)
Aeon Flux (2005)
MTV heroine blandly adapted.
Aug 5, 2007
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Apocalypto (2006)
Deities capture villagers' hearts.
Jun 14, 2007
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(1)
Apocalypto (2006)
Hearts and Mayans captured.
Jun 14, 2007
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(3)
Apocalypto (2006)
Homicidal Mayaniacs.
Jun 14, 2007
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(4)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Skynet goes bust.
Oct 12, 2006
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(1)
Shining, The (1980)
A'mazing' ending.
Oct 12, 2006
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Shining, The (1980)
Chrome domed cook shines.
Oct 11, 2006
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Little Shop Of Horrors (1986)
Rhododendron bites.
Oct 2, 2006
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Fugitive, The (1993)
Busted Ford's dam bust-out.
Sep 27, 2006
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Fugitive, The (1993)
Train derails. Kimble bails.
Sep 27, 2006
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Fugitive, The (1993)
G-men pursue Dr Dick.
Sep 27, 2006
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Fugitive, The (1993)
Doc ducks Feds.
Sep 27, 2006
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Nightmare On Elm Street, A (1984)
Children recite killer rhyme.
Sep 19, 2006
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Red Dragon (2002)
Seymour meets skinner.
Sep 19, 2006
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(1)
Batman Begins (2005)
Scarecrow uses flower power.
Sep 19, 2006
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(1)
Men In Black II (2002)
Dawson's up alien creek.
Sep 19, 2006
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Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Stiffs torment Osment.
Sep 15, 2006
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Batman Returns (1992)
Pfeline's lithe and dangerous.
Sep 14, 2006
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(1)
Chicken Run (2000)
Cock and clay story.
Sep 11, 2006
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TRON (1982)
Malware defeat rogue A.I.
Sep 11, 2006
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TRON (1982)
Personable programs seek users.
Sep 11, 2006
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Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Glove poppet.
Apr 2, 2006
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(3)
Terminal, The (2004)
Runway Forrest! Runway!
Apr 2, 2006
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(3)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Pasture men into passages.
Apr 1, 2006
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Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Rockette becomes definitively floored.
Mar 31, 2006
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Robots (2005)
Berry bot supports parts.
Mar 26, 2006
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(1)
Silent Hill (2006)
Videogame adaption. Outlook foggy.
Mar 6, 2006
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(1)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
The prairies turn pink.
Feb 27, 2006
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Chrome cop solders on.
Feb 25, 2006
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Rambo (2008)
Rambo IV: Back Ops.
Feb 22, 2006
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Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Reeves flies. Hugo weaves.
Feb 22, 2006
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Touch Of Evil (1958)
Citizen Frame.
Feb 22, 2006
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(4)
Touch Of Evil (1958)
Gross cop, 'blacked' cop.
Feb 22, 2006
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(1)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
NYCebergs in Manhattan.
Feb 22, 2006
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(1)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Unrelenting homicidal puddle terrorizes.
Feb 22, 2006
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(2)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Orange loses plenty juice.
Feb 22, 2006
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(3)
Minority Report (2002)
Cop and a medium.
Jan 3, 2006
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(2)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Inmate's life = burrowed time.
Nov 19, 2005
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(1)
Back To The Future (1985)
Fox Flux off.
Nov 7, 2005
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(3)
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Titty bar serves hallucinogens.
Nov 7, 2005
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(3)
First Blood (1982)
Sticks and Stone's warfare.
Nov 7, 2005
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Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)
Ram-bam in 'Nam.
Nov 7, 2005
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(1)
Jackie Brown (1997)
Jackie jacks Jackson.
Nov 7, 2005
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(1)
Rambo III (1988)
Ram-bam in 'stan.
Nov 7, 2005
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(1)
Corpse Bride (2005)
In matri-moriam.
Nov 3, 2005
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Night Of The Hunter (1955)
Hymn song sinner.
Nov 2, 2005
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Othello (1995)
Iago plots mis-kerchief.
Nov 2, 2005
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(2)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Groom regrets burial vows.
Oct 30, 2005
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Corpse Bride (2005)
The eloped dead.
Oct 30, 2005
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Corpse Bride (2005)
Hearse and carriage.
Oct 29, 2005
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(2)
Corpse Bride (2005)
One wedding, post-funeral.
Oct 29, 2005
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Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Aliens vs Albino.
Oct 28, 2005
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Interstella 5555: The 5tory Of The 5ecret 5tar 5ystem (2003)
'Smurfs' in space musical.
Oct 28, 2005
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Bulworth (1998)
Honesty policy. Political suicide.
Oct 28, 2005
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(1)
Fly Away Home (1996)
Fowl plane.
Oct 28, 2005
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(2)
Ghostbusters II (1989)
NY City Boo-ooze.
Oct 28, 2005
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Predator (1987)
Alien deforests central America.
Oct 23, 2005
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(1)
Madagascar (2005)
Lion develops rare relationships.
Oct 15, 2005
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(1)
Chocolate Sperm (2001)
The Easter egg seed.
Aug 31, 2005
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(1)
Chocolate Sperm (2001)
Sugar daddies.
Aug 31, 2005
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(1)
Chocolate Sperm (2001)
Infertility clinics accept caramales.
Aug 31, 2005
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(1)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Dozy Dory steals shoal.
Aug 30, 2005
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Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Jailed straight, escapes crooked.
Aug 25, 2005
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(1)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Escapee's pin-up chute-out.
Aug 24, 2005
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Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Pin-up girl conceals Postergate.
Aug 24, 2005
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Traffic (2000)
Toy lines cross borders.
Aug 24, 2005
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Terminator, The (1984)
One robot Arnie.
Aug 23, 2005
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Toy Story (1995)
New figure sparks rivalry.
Aug 23, 2005
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Psycho (1998)
Repsycholed.
Aug 23, 2005
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(6)
Ali (2001)
Heavywieght Prince of Zaire.
Aug 23, 2005
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(1)
Sexy Beast (2000)
Kingsley Don's beastly persona.
Aug 23, 2005
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Blade Runner (1982)
Turtle conundrum baffles droid.
Aug 20, 2005
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Incredibles, The (2004)
Distensible housewife.
Aug 16, 2005
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Ghost Dad (1990)
Boo's the daddy?
Aug 15, 2005
Unscored
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