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Essential Collection - 1998
Stingkers

Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels

(1998)
85 reviews
Film rated 4 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.5 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4 / 5)
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Avoiding death by dildo.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote (9)   
Lock stock and cockup.
ppcy 
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Scouse haircut gets annihilated.
Stuey 
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Mr Madonna's macho mayhem.
Tilde 
  Vote (1)   
Son's screw-up stings Sting.
Downtown 
  Vote (1)   
Blokes, jokes, guns, porn.
The Nige 
  Vote (1)   
Cockney mates' gamesmanship misfires.
Stalean 
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Madge's man's mockney monicker.
Tilde 
  Vote (1)   
Sting stung by son.
Dave-in-a-Hat 
  Vote (2)   
Sting's son avoids Police.
Cheddar's Finest 
  Vote (4)   
Even better than 'Snatch'!
Yzord 
  Vote (2)   
Vinnie snatches some guns.
Cheddar's Finest 
  Vote (1)   
Cockney rhymes, Sting doesn't.
Gentleman Ghost 
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Vinnie's kid? Car door.
heligo 
  Vote    
Briefcase stuck on bridge?
mr jazz hands 
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Cardsharp avoids hatchet job.
Dante 
  Vote (1)   
Vinny tames cockney wideboys.
Richard Foot 
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Mockney comes up trumps.
Joe Mc Loughlin 
  Vote (2)   
Cockney'd cock-ups concoct contrivances.
rebelwithanak 
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Guns, money, traffic warden.
Kren 
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Real gangsters. Superb ending.
Mark8884 
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Clueless northerner gets axed.
Cusser 
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Lads con cockney gangsters.
MelissaS 
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Ritchie shoots cockney caper.
elmo 
  Vote    
Criminal escapism, sans Quentin.
noncentz 
  Vote (8)   
Vinnie, violence, London louts.
Chris C 
  Vote (2)   
Ritchie's rogues rob robbers.
Puzzgal 
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Cons make Vinnie mad.
Portugeezer 
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Heist backfires, apologies rejected.
Conan The Westy 
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Pulpy 'Rounders' meets 'Trainspotting'.
turrell 
  Vote (1)   
Sting plays hardman. Discuss.
hiplingo 
  Vote (4)   
Cocky Cockneys fear dildo.
soda 
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Scousers axed from film.
Face 
  Vote    
'Alfie' meets 'Goodfellas'.
MattCFC 
  Vote (2)   
Gangsters, antique rifles, Vinnie.
shoon 
  Vote (2)   
Cockney cock-up.
MguyX 
  Vote (2)   
Antique guns, cockney fun.
AC 
  Vote (1)   
Four friends filch funds.
Stone Junction 
  Vote (1)   
'Barrels' of action, excitement.
Hatter 
  Vote (1)   
Vinnie don't tolerate swearing.
Rovark 
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Soap's dirty. Bacon's hot.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (7)   
Cockney chinas blag shooters.
Rovark 
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Hash stash in clash.
dlanod 
  Vote (1)   
Vinnie does a Cantona.
bife 
  Vote (2)   
Ritchie Stings British cinema.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (1)   
Antique shotguns create bloodbath.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (2)   
Cockney criminal cocks up.
No 
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Cockneys stalking precious guns.
dmnhllr 
  Vote    
Like 'Snatch', but cheaper.
Joshua 
  Vote (1)   
Vinnie Jones acts. Hmmm!
Pete 
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Breaker catches football match.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (1)   
Guy's guys scam gangsters.
bennyr81 
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Cockney chums' crime caper.
bennyr81 
  Vote    
Stylisation hides crap heist.
Pathew Noodles 
  Vote (1)   
Englishmen attempting 'Pulp Fiction'.
Nik 
  Vote (1)   
Incompetent thieves talk funny.
george fourman 
  Vote (2)   
Two barrels fire blanks.
John 
  Vote (1)   
Cockney criminals copy Quentin.
Distant Angel 
  Vote (1)   
Swearing aggravates Big Chris.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (2)   
Ganja gang gets off
kolo 
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Richie's Cockney Rhyming Gang.
el guapo 
  Vote (2)   
Cannabis criminals killed coincidentally
kolo 
  Vote    
Ritchie does Cockney Tarantino.
alma 
  Vote (2)   
Heist goes to guns.
Seigiryu 
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Vinnie sorts overcomplicated farce.
foxinsox8 
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Ritchie's cockney criminal chaos.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (2)   
Director's age: Thirty-Aught.
clay 
  Vote (1)   
Sensational shotgun search story.
sboog 
  Vote (1)   
From rags to Ritchie.
cerealandrubber... 
  Vote (1)   
Multiple heists = Vinnie sufficed.
Will_I_Am 
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Cockney cock-up creates chaos
MainOnion 
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Gamblers feel the Sting.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Mockneys attempt a Sting.
randall 
  Vote (1)   
Gentle pot growers overwhelmed.
calmer 
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Blundering London gangster bloodbath.
teddychan 
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Mockney Mockery, Mr .Madonna.
Sheriff 
  Vote    
Guy directs cockney heist.
Paddy C 
  Vote (2)   
Betting against Hatchet man?
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (1)   
Sting avoids the Police.
knockmesilly 
  Vote (16)   
Vinnie shoots on target!
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (1)   
Mini samoan incinerates man.
Will_I_Am 
  Vote    
Comic cockney cock-ups.
Jimbojoneshello 
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Cards turn to felonies.
Tori 
  Vote    
Soup's chicken drumstick safer.
redPen 
  Vote (1)   
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