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Teddy replaces Jiminy Cricket. |
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David knows real emotions. |
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Kubrick's dream project, wasted. |
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Joe conducts forefinger romance. |
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Kubrick lives through Spielberg. |
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H.A.L. in Teddys clothing. |
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2000 years later: awesome. |
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Flesh fair freaky affair! |
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Defective android brat discarded. |
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Incredible Sci-Fi Pinocchio tale. |
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Robot Osment jerks tears. |
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'Pinocchio' meets 'Blade Runner'. |
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Blue Fairy doesn't deliver. |
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Selfish technology creates heartbreak. |
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Spielberg Schmaltz gums circuitry. |
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Spielberg's robotic artificial Kubrick. |
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Selfish ro-brat wants Mommy. |
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Spectacular, flawed, adult 'Pinocchio'. |
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Frozen robot better ending. |
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Android thinks he's Pinocchio. |
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Heart-breaking robot rejection. |
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Kubrick should've asked Burton! |
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Unloved robot wants love. |
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Even robots hate Spinach. |
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Hurt hunts wascally wobots. |
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Gigolo Jude? Perfect casting. |
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Android seeks mother's love. |
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Kubrick's freaky robotic love. |
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Osment superb, ending bizarre. |
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Spielberg shouldn't cover Kubrick. |
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Twin Towers survive flood. |
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Spielberg: Kubrick he A.I.n't. |
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Pinocchio has oedipal complex. |
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Artificial, yes. Intelligence, no. |
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Anorexic aliens are future. |
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Sorry, kids... unhappy ending. |
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Gepetto finds Radio Shack. |
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Astonishing SFX. Ending appalling. |
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Robo-boy and plastic pimp. |
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Artificial intelligence. 'Real' boy. |
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Abandoned tot joins circuits. |
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David desperately seeking Mommy. |
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Law allows robotic prostitution. |
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Spielberg tests audience's patience. |
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Misunderstood Kubrick film oxymoron. |
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Artificial Entertainment, more like. |
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Least quotable Spielberg film. |
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Osmond sees blue fairies. |
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Kubrick, Spielberg: smart, saccharin. |
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Robot's ending alienates viewers. |
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Brilliant mix of geniuses. |
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Eh? Why? Superficial. Irrelevance. |
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Futuristic Pinochio tests intelligence. |
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Kubrick- genius, Spielberg- butcher. |
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Artificial indeed, lacks Intelligence. |
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Pinocchio with sugar frosting. |
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Steven's schmaltz skewers Kubrick. |
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Anything's better than this. |
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Where was the intelligence? |
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Manufactured child wants mommy. |
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Robot boy's thinking, feeling. |
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Spielberg's Artificial Infancy. |
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