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Reviews by 'Al Swearengen'
Current status of
Movie oracle
with a total of
1230
reviews published to date.
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8 Mile (2002)
Diss abilities act.
Jul 29, 2018
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Alive (1993)
Desperate, tasty rugby players.
Jan 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Star Chamber, The (1983)
Vigilante justices.
Jan 15, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Farmer, mercenary, ghost revolt.
Jan 6, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Return Of The Living Dead, The (1985)
Zombies' tongues in cheeks.
Dec 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Star 80 (1983)
Stratten with small breasts.
Sep 2, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Caveman (1981)
Dung Beatle.
Aug 29, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(10)
Man Apart, A (2003)
Diesel slows trafficking.
Aug 21, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Sweet Dreams (1985)
Charlie's drinking: Patsy's decline.
Aug 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Thomas Crown Affair, The (1999)
Remington steals.
Aug 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(45)
In America (2002)
Emigration. No laughing Mateo.
Aug 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
8 Crazy Nights (2002)
Hannukah Barbera.
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(12)
Gigli (2003)
Assassins unconvincing. Ban Affleck.
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Never Cry Wolf (1983)
Caribou conservationist welcomes wolves.
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood (1996)
'Airplane' N The Hood.
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Stroker Ace (1983)
Anderson Strokes her Ace.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Sudden Impact (1983)
Eastwood examines rape retribution.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)
Aykroyd gets really scary.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Valley Girl (1983)
Cage: totally tubular flame.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
All The Right Moves (1983)
Footballer fondles McFly's mother.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Silkwood (1983)
Streep portrays plutonium blonde.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Osterman Weekend, The (1983)
Peckinpah's last. Hauer's best.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Evil Dead, The (1981)
Zombies kick Ash.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
Never Say Never Again (1983)
Geriatric Bond. Never again.
Aug 12, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Homicide (1991)
Mamet, Mantegna. Segregationist slaying.
Aug 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Re-Animator (1985)
Head job: visual pun.
Aug 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Cradle 2 The Grave (2003)
Burgling DMX beats rap.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Cradle 2 The Grave (2003)
Rapper wins, fortunate Li.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Cradle 2 The Grave (2003)
Hu has stolen stones?
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Cradle 2 The Grave (2003)
DMX: Quad cycle Knievel.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Bad Santa (2003)
Sick Saint Nick.
Jul 16, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Bad Santa (2003)
Klepto Kringle.
Jul 16, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Bad Santa (2003)
The worst Noel.
Jul 16, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(22)
Bad Santa (2003)
Jingle bail.
Jul 16, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(17)
Bad Santa (2003)
St Prick.
Jul 16, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(18)
City Of God (2002)
Rio ghetto, poorly named.
Jul 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
City Of God (2002)
Brazilian 'Harder They Come'.
Jul 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Bullitt (1968)
Beautiful Bisset bangs Bullitt.
Jul 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Bullitt (1968)
Duvall drives Frisco fares.
Jul 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Mystic River (2003)
Penn mightier than Robbins.
Jul 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Black Adder marries knobs.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Miracle (2004)
Team unites against Brooks.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Miracle (2004)
Stormy hockey, Placid victory.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Wedding Planner, The (2001)
Planner ruins wedding.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Dirty Pretty Things (2002)
Heart plugs hotel toilet.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Dirty Pretty Things (2002)
Illegal immigrant doctors kidneys.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Dirty Pretty Things (2002)
Turkish maid forcibly laid.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Superman III (1983)
Silicon saps Super skills.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Yentl (1983)
Funny Boy.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(21)
Lenny (1974)
Stripper, hack shoot smack.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Lenny (1974)
Cursing comic creates controversy.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Lenny (1974)
Insecurities eventually kill comedian.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Monster (2003)
Lot lizard goes Manson.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Starsky & Hutch (2004)
Stiller, Wilson: easy riders.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Cool As Ice (1991)
Ice seeks cred, people.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(20)
50 First Dates (2004)
Hawaiian golfers swing Happily.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
50 First Dates (2004)
Gamgee lisps, flexes muscles.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
50 First Dates (2004)
Slutty walrus steals show.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
50 First Dates (2004)
Sallow Schneider portrays Polynesian?!?
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
No Mercy (1986)
Jillette's neck shaved.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Unlawful Entry (1992)
Affair cop.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(17)
Bubba Ho-tep (2002)
Kennedy, King slay succubus.
Jul 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Point, The (1971)
Nilsson's brilliant hippy cartoon.
Jul 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Big Fish (2003)
Albert finny.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Big Fish (2003)
Albert fini.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(43)
Nuns On The Run (1990)
Mobsters have nasty habits.
Jun 27, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Harold And Maude (1971)
Cat Stevens's longest video.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
Last Samurai, The (2003)
Famed Scientologist tries Buddhism.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Last Samurai, The (2003)
Cruise fancies Gibson's kilt.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Last Samurai, The (2003)
Blaveheart.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(25)
Last Samurai, The (2003)
Crouching Cruise, Hidden Tiger.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Last Samurai, The (2003)
Maverick embraces bushido.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Along Came Polly (2004)
Stiller ferrets out love.
May 29, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Wasted sperm angers God.
May 29, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(6)
Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Cleese teaches inter course.
May 29, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(8)
Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Mr. Creosote's tummy's upset.
May 29, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Organs forcibly donated.
May 29, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Corporation questions hat usage.
May 29, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
Belleville Rendez-Vous (2003)
Frog fishing with grenades.
May 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Belleville Rendez-Vous (2003)
Fat dog tracks cyclist.
May 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Belleville Rendez-Vous (2003)
Cyclist kidnapped. Grandmother animated.
May 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Belleville Rendez-Vous (2003)
Elderly frogs eat frogs.
May 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Belleville Rendez-Vous (2003)
Bruno dreams of trains.
May 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Python soldiers forego marching.
May 29, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Cooler, The (2003)
Sorvino sings, shoots smack.
May 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Cooler, The (2003)
Macy's nude scene: horrific.
May 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Cooler, The (2003)
American 'Intacto', less bueno.
May 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Cooler, The (2003)
Get laid, get lucky.
May 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
When A Man Loves A Woman (1994)
Drunkard Ryan, always cryin'.
May 23, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Electric Horseman, The (1979)
Rodeo re-tread sells cereal.
May 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Penitentiary (1979)
'Too Sweet', sour taste.
May 22, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Amityville Horror, The (1979)
Lois Lane loses lease.
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Buck Rogers In The 25th Century (1979)
Space pilot TV pilot.
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
C.H.O.M.P.S. (1979)
Benji 'borg bites burglars.
May 21, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
Rocky (1976)
Apollo, Sly both win.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Uptown Saturday Night (1974)
Cosby, Belafonte. Comedic blaxploitation.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Fast Break (1979)
Brooklynite ballers' desert decampment.
May 21, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Goldengirl (1979)
'Roided hottie runs hastily.
May 21, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Great Santini, The (1979)
Marine equates love, discipline.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
In-laws, The (1979)
Arkin fails 'serpentine' lessons.
May 21, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
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