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7599
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Midsommar (2019)
Swedish summer sacrifices
Aug 21, 2023
Scored 4/5
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Boss Level (2020)
Groundhog Die
Mar 14, 2022
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Bridge At Remagen, The (1969)
Segal crosses a Rhine.
Mar 1, 2022
Scored 4/5
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Hostile Hostages (1994)
Leary's Holiday Stockholm Syndrome
Dec 9, 2021
Scored 3/5
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(2)
The Foreigner (2017)
Chan takes out IRA
May 3, 2020
Unscored
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(2)
Unabomber: In His Own Words (2020)
Ted talks
Mar 25, 2020
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Pawn Shop Chronicles (2013)
Paul Walker's meth adventure
Nov 20, 2019
Scored 3/5
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Edge Of Hell, The (1987)
Triton summons hell beasts
Nov 12, 2019
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Jack-O (1995)
Beware this vengeful gourd!
Nov 12, 2019
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Shark Exorcist (2015)
Demonic shark exorcise video
Nov 12, 2019
Scored 1/5
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(1)
The Swamp Of The Ravens (1974)
Freaky Ecuadorian Frankenstein flick
Nov 7, 2019
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Tuff Turf (1985)
Gang trashes Spader's bicycle
Nov 7, 2019
Scored 3/5
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(1)
John Wick 3: Parabellum (2019)
Wiiick
Sep 29, 2019
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Gia (1998)
AnGIAlina GIAolie
Jan 21, 2019
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Rover, The (2014)
Pearce wants revenge, dog!
Aug 4, 2018
Unscored
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(1)
Papillon (1973)
Cool Hand Luc
Jul 25, 2018
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Wonder Wheel (2017)
Carolina:Temple of doom
Jun 27, 2018
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Survivors Guide To Prison (2018)
Prison explained by... Prisoners?
Jun 17, 2018
Unscored
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(1)
Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle (2017)
A Rock'n gaming experience
Jun 17, 2018
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Django (1966)
Pre-unchained Django
Jun 5, 2018
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Django (1966)
Hero's a reluctant Nero
Jun 5, 2018
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Citizen Kane (1941)
Rosebud's up in smoke
Jun 5, 2018
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Fred Armisen: Standup For Drummers (2018)
Armisen bangs his drums
Mar 28, 2018
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Fred Armisen: Standup For Drummers (2018)
Armisen can't be... 'Beat?'
Mar 28, 2018
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Small Apartments (2012)
Franklin Franklin's Swiss obsession
Mar 24, 2018
Scored 4/5
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(1)
The Outsider (2018)
Yakuza'll Leto anybody join!
Mar 24, 2018
Scored 3/5
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(1)
The Philosophers (2013)
Create apocalypse, bang students!
Mar 23, 2018
Scored 3/5
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(1)
The Philosophers (2013)
Mental masturbation apocalyptic experimentation
Mar 23, 2018
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Range 15 (2016)
A Best apocalyptic abomination
Mar 9, 2018
Scored 1/5
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Shot Caller (2017)
Money kills brother Shotgun
Mar 5, 2018
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Ocean's Thirteen (2007)
Ocean washes over Bank
Feb 18, 2018
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Ocean's Thirteen (2007)
Clooney cons Casino Pacino
Feb 16, 2018
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Natural, The (1984)
Redford, natural born hitter
Feb 12, 2018
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Turbo Kid (2015)
Mad Max on bicycles
Feb 12, 2018
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Blind Fury (1989)
Hauer you blindly sword-fighting?
Feb 3, 2018
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Chappie (2015)
Chappie's a straight-up gangsta
Feb 1, 2018
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Xtro (1982)
Creepy Sam snatches son
Feb 1, 2018
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Piranha Part Two: The Spawning (1981)
Piranha leap to land
Feb 1, 2018
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Babadook, The (2014)
Babadook enters Samuel's mum
Jan 28, 2018
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Surviving Edged Weapons (1988)
Milwaukee cops battle ninjas
Jan 24, 2018
Scored 6/5
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(2)
The Vault (2017)
Ooh, a haunted bank!
Jan 19, 2018
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Sorcerer (1977)
Four for Managua?
Jan 5, 2018
Scored 4/5
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The Magic Of Mushrooms (2014)
A spore'ly written documentary
Dec 20, 2017
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Logan (2017)
Wolverine drives a limo?
Aug 24, 2017
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Logan (2017)
Wolverine wrestles Wolverine 2.0
Aug 24, 2017
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Banking On Bitcoin (2016)
Who is Satoshi Nakamoto?
Aug 24, 2017
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Kong: Skull Island (2017)
Aww, Kong cares!
Aug 18, 2017
Scored 3/5
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The Rezort (2015)
Killer zombie vacation retreat
Aug 18, 2017
Scored 3/5
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The Rezort (2015)
Zombie safari
Aug 14, 2017
Scored 3/5
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Chasing Coral (2017)
Shoal survivors
Aug 3, 2017
Scored 5/5
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Chasing Coral (2017)
Coral Grief
Aug 3, 2017
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Chasing Coral (2017)
Balmy backdrops bleach beaches
Aug 3, 2017
Scored 5/5
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot (2016)
Afeyghanistan
Jul 21, 2017
Scored 3/5
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(1)
The Assignment (2016)
Rodriguez loses her balls
Jul 21, 2017
Scored 3/5
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Despicable Me 3 (2017)
D3spicable M3
Jul 18, 2017
Unscored
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Return To Paradise (1998)
Anne hash
Jul 11, 2017
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Arrival (2016)
Louise cracks alien code
Jul 9, 2017
Scored 3/5
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Arrival (2016)
Adams speaks fluent Heptapodese?
Jul 9, 2017
Scored 3/5
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Return To Paradise (1998)
Hash convicts, Heche connives
Jun 21, 2017
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Master Of The Flying Guillotine (1975)
Wang's missing a limb
Jun 21, 2017
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Master Of The Flying Guillotine (1975)
Chin chases one-armed Wang
Jun 21, 2017
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Cyberman (2002)
Cyber Mann
Jun 21, 2017
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Carnival Of Souls (1962)
Herk'y jerky horror flick
Jun 21, 2017
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Betting On Zero (2016)
Herbalife defends its pyramid
Jun 21, 2017
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Betting On Zero (2016)
Ackman assaults MLM mogul
Jun 21, 2017
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Betting On Zero (2016)
Herbalife is fucking EVIL!
Jun 21, 2017
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Doctor Strange (2016)
Universes are Strangely familiar
Jun 17, 2017
Scored 3/5
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(1)
What's With Wheat? (2016)
Ganging up on gluten?
Jun 14, 2017
Scored 4/5
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Tooken (2015)
Taken, with the Millers
Jun 14, 2017
Scored 2/5
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The Sea Serpent (1984)
Sock puppet assails Spain
Jun 14, 2017
Scored 2/5
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Masterminds (2015)
Ya Ghantt fool everybody
Jun 14, 2017
Scored 3/5
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John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017)
Marker makes Wick mad
Jun 14, 2017
Scored 3/5
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John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017)
Wick drains assassin pool
Jun 14, 2017
Scored 3/5
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War Machine (2017)
Kandahar is the Pitts
Jun 6, 2017
Scored 4/5
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Dark Tide (2012)
A Berry angry shark!
Jun 6, 2017
Scored 2/5
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Mummy's Ghost, The (1944)
Mummy seeks Amina's spirit
May 30, 2017
Scored 2/5
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King Of The Zombies (1941)
Nazi zombies invade Bahamas
May 29, 2017
Scored 2/5
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Don't Think Twice (2016)
Troupe's improving at improv'ing
May 25, 2017
Scored 4/5
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Arrival (2016)
Adams unstuck in time
May 25, 2017
Scored 3/5
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Verdict, The (1982)
Attorney attacks anesthesiologist's alibi
May 17, 2017
Scored 3/5
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Independence Day: Resurgence (2016)
Whitmore bombs the queen
May 13, 2017
Scored 3/5
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Independence Day: Resurgence (2016)
Presidents fly Kamikaze missions?!
May 13, 2017
Scored 3/5
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Avalanche (1978)
Rock's hubris causes slide
May 13, 2017
Scored 2/5
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Sand Castle (2017)
Ocre irked by bureaucracy
May 5, 2017
Scored 3/5
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Mifune: The Last Samurai (2015)
Homage to cinema's Samurai
May 5, 2017
Scored 5/5
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Trouble With The Curve (2012)
Eastwood misses, Adams scores
Apr 25, 2017
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Trouble With The Curve (2012)
Timberlake scouts Amy's ass
Apr 25, 2017
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Silicon Cowboys (2016)
IBM is Compaq's bitch!
Apr 25, 2017
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Officer Downe (2016)
Downe but never out!
Apr 25, 2017
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Famous Nathan (2014)
Nickel dogs launch empire
Apr 25, 2017
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Europa Report (2013)
Europa's 'naut very hospitable.
Apr 25, 2017
Scored 3/5
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(1)
A Certain Justice (2014)
Hollis wants Nguyen's head
Apr 25, 2017
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Report From The Aleutians (1943)
WWII: Aleutians of grandeur?
Apr 13, 2017
Scored 4/5
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Memphis Belle: A Story Of A Flying Fortress, The (1944)
Belle flies 25th mission
Apr 13, 2017
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Let There Be Light (1946)
Soldiers' post-war crying game
Apr 13, 2017
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Let There Be Light (1946)
Warriors whine about war
Apr 13, 2017
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Longest Day, The (1962)
Duke's not Fonda Normandy
Apr 11, 2017
Scored 4/5
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(1)
War Dogs (2016)
Pentagon purchases repackaged projectiles
Apr 10, 2017
Scored 4/5
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Prelude To War (1942)
Prelude to enlist
Apr 5, 2017
Scored 3/5
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San Pietro (1945)
Huston stages Italian victory
Apr 5, 2017
Scored 4/5
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