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Reviews by 'Beanmimo'

Current status of Movie deity with a total of 3867 reviews published to date.

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Catwoman (2004)

Berry bad PussyCat.

May 26, 2005
Scored 1/5

Vote (36)

2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)

Kubrick admits his technophobia.

May 26, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (19)

About Last Night... (1986)

Moore Mamets Lowe Morals.

May 26, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (17)

Cop Land (1997)

Stallone's fat fantasy western.

May 26, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (15)

Reversal Of Fortune (1990)

Von Bulow in Irons.

May 30, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (24)

Sin City (2005)

Cleaning bottom of Basin.

Jun 6, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (21)

Sunset Boulevard (1950)

Dead writer tells tale.

Jun 7, 2005
Scored 6/5

Vote (17)

Arsenic And Old Lace (1944)

Brewster's loonies.

Jun 7, 2005
Scored 6/5

Vote (20)

Alive (1993)

Plane down: grub's up!

Jun 7, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (22)

JFK (1991)

Another shot at JFK.

Jun 7, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (36)

Sin City (2005)

Rourke Wood do Goldie.

Jun 9, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (21)

Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)

'Tootsie' does Day Care.

Jun 13, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote (22)

Angel Heart (1987)

Tying up loose entrails.

Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (32)

Papillon (1973)

Seventh wave saves Steve.

Jun 15, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (17)

Jaws (1975)

Quint goes down easy.

Jun 15, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (8)

Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)

Ford Prefect takes Dent.

Jun 15, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (19)

Naked Lunch (1991)

William Tell, heroin hell.

Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (18)

Towering Inferno, The (1974)

Flames rise, stars fall.

Jun 15, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (27)

Minority Report (2002)

Noir Cruises to future.

Jun 15, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (6)

Angel Heart (1987)

Defective Detective creates case.

Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (7)

G.I. Jane (1997)

Moore sweats with Boys.

Jun 16, 2005
Scored 0/5

Vote (4)

Big Chill, The (1983)

Meg floats through friends.

Jun 16, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

She's Having A Baby (1988)

Baldwin caught in Alley.

Jun 16, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (18)

Troy (2004)

Beware greeks bearing Pitts.

Jun 17, 2005
Scored 0/5

Vote (30)

Amadeus (1984)

Salieri knows the score.

Jun 17, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (23)

American History X (1998)

Laundry melts Fascist heart.

Jun 17, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (6)

Blade (1998)

New Vamp City.

Jun 17, 2005
Scored 1/5

Vote (20)

Knight's Tale, A (2001)

A Jouster's Tale.

Jun 17, 2005
Scored 0/5

Vote (9)

Se7en (1995)

Pitt provides seventh sin.

Jun 17, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (15)

Gorillas In The Mist: The Story Of Dian Fossey (1988)

Monkeys in the fog.

Jun 17, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (8)

Ray (2004)

Blind singer outfoxxes all.

Jun 18, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (17)

Six Degrees Of Separation (1993)

Gay screws high society.

Jun 18, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (5)

Color Purple, The (1985)

Whoopie's smokin' gay portrayal.

Jun 18, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (6)

Terms Of Endearment (1983)

McLaine date needles Jack.

Jun 18, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (11)

Citizen Kane (1941)

Welles done Hearst.

Jun 19, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (9)

Omen, The (1976)

Bestiality begets Beelzebub.

Jun 19, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (21)

Spider-Man (2002)

Maguire on a wire.

Jun 19, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (35)

Edward Scissorhands (1990)

Cold hands, warm heart.

Jun 19, 2005
Scored 6/5

Vote (9)

Pretty Woman (1990)

From pavement to Palace.

Jun 22, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (15)

Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

Bats about Elisabeta.

Jun 22, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (7)

Memento (2000)

Two rooms, no memory.

Jun 22, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (9)

Network (1976)

Reality TV star murdered.

Jun 22, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (15)

Sin City (2005)

Cop killer in Oldtown.

Jun 22, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (6)

Sunshine Boys, The (1975)

Matthau burns on screen.

Jun 22, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (12)

Tootsie (1982)

Dustin drags in soap.

Jun 22, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (18)

Thelma And Louise (1991)

Bond of Sisters.

Jun 22, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (15)

Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)

Ron's fall and rise.

Jun 22, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (3)

And The Band Played On (1993)

Hawkeye steals T-cell study.

Jun 25, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (6)

8 Mile (2002)

Rabbit burrows rap niche.

Jun 27, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (6)

Sixth Sense, The (1999)

Muriel's Headwreck.

Jun 27, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

To Kill A Mockingbird (1962)

Finch kills dog.

Jun 27, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (10)

Psycho (1960)

Lonely taxidermist broadens horizons.

Jun 27, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (25)

White Squall (1996)

Boarding School.

Jun 28, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (21)

Fisher King, The (1991)

Mercedes drives over Bridges.

Jun 28, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (22)

Stepford Wives, The (2004)

Close targets Kidman.

Jun 28, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (7)

Usual Suspects, The (1995)

Keyser Soze spins yarns.

Jun 28, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (10)

Godfather: Part II, The (1974)

The Cuban Mafia Crisis.

Jun 28, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (12)

Excalibur (1981)

Merlin becomes death wish.

Jun 28, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (8)

Batman Begins (2005)

Bale dons bat cape.

Jun 30, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (2)

Batman Begins (2005)

Bale Caine's Gotham's baddies.

Jun 30, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (2)

War Of The Worlds (2005)

E.T catches cold.

Jul 2, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (28)

Batman Begins (2005)

Q is for Freeman.

Jul 2, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (6)

Pulp Fiction (1994)

Foot massage causes disfigurement.

Jul 4, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (15)

It's A Wonderful Life (1946)

Bailey cracks Potter.

Jul 4, 2005
Scored 6/5

Vote (5)

Big Lebowski, The (1998)

Bad bath for Brigdes.

Jul 4, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

Alien� (1992)

Ripley Dances with Queen.

Jul 4, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (7)

Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

Arnie cracks T1000.

Jul 4, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (15)

Godfather, The (1972)

Michael inherits family business.

Jul 4, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (3)

Million Dollar Baby (2004)

Swank ropes in Clint.

Jul 4, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (8)

Terminator, The (1984)

Arnie's best baddie.

Jul 4, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (9)

Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)

Sparrow saves swann.

Jul 5, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (22)

Day At The Races, A (1937)

Groucho frets about watch.

Jul 5, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (3)

Night In Casablanca, A (1946)

Harpo holds up wall.

Jul 5, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (13)

Night At The Opera, A (1935)

Stowaways order many eggs.

Jul 5, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (8)

Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)

Creative accounting saves convict.

Jul 6, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (15)

Godfather: Part III, The (1990)

Vatican disrespects Corleone Family.

Jul 6, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (2)

Miller's Crossing (1990)

Byrne crosses ethical boundaries.

Jul 6, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (2)

About A Boy (2002)

Christmas tune; souless life.

Jul 6, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

Saint, The (1997)

Many faces of Val.

Jul 6, 2005
Scored 0/5

Vote (17)

Forrest Gump (1994)

Idiot lives chocolate philosophy.

Jul 6, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Short Cuts (1993)

Altman carves short stories.

Jul 6, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (10)

Ghost (1990)

Ghost school on Subway.

Jul 6, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote (5)

Scarlet Pimpernel, The (1934)

Percy's dual identity dupes.

Jul 6, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (5)

12 Angry Men (1957)

Myopic witness causes argument.

Jul 8, 2005
Scored 6/5

Vote (12)

High Society (1956)

Grace finds True Love.

Jul 8, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (7)

Aviator, The (2004)

Hughes is planely insane.

Jul 8, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (25)

Chaplin (1992)

Geraldine suffers schizophrenia.

Jul 9, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

It's A Wonderful Life (1946)

Snow means savings.

Jul 9, 2005
Scored 6/5

Vote (7)

Babe (1995)

Cheeky little bacon sandwich.

Jul 9, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (6)

Zoolander (2001)

Mine-shafts to catwalks.

Jul 10, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Intolerance (1916)

Jericho falls, poverty calls.

Jul 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Horse Feathers (1932)

Footballers break for cards.

Jul 10, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (3)

Zoolander (2001)

The model assassin.

Jul 11, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (40)

Tailor Of Panama, The (2001)

Brosnan Rush Carre movie.

Jul 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

Hotel Rwanda (2004)

Manager manages during genocide.

Jul 15, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (10)

Thirteen (2003)

Rebels without a bra.

Jul 15, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (32)

Very Long Engagement, A (2004)

Mathilde plays Sherlock Holmes.

Jul 18, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Spider-Man 2 (2004)

Spider forces Octopus hands.

Jul 18, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (17)

Dawn Of The Dead (2004)

Eastern european births zombie.

Jul 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

Big (1988)

Interview on giant piano.

Jul 20, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (9)

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