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60	Joe Blevins (1420)
61	Airbolt (1398)
62	Puzzgal (1374)

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Reviews by 'Airbolt'

Current status of Movie oracle with a total of 1398 reviews published to date.

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Review Score

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Batman And Robin (1997)

Batman needs Weed Whacker.

Jul 30, 2004
Unscored

Vote (7)

Spider-Man 2 (2004)

Spidey in arms way.

Jul 30, 2004
Unscored

Vote (23)

Rocketeer, The (1991)

Dalton in like Flynn.

Jul 31, 2004
Unscored

Vote (8)

Chasing Amy (1997)

Ben befriends, beds, bawls.

Jul 31, 2004
Unscored

Vote (7)

Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)

Orlando thrill ride.

Jul 31, 2004
Unscored

Vote (23)

Predator (1987)

Alien's Dutch rub-out.

Jul 31, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Robocop (1987)

Kick-ass Detroit metal.

Jul 31, 2004
Unscored

Vote (10)

Ronin (1998)

Guns, cars, Bob stars.

Jul 31, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Animatrix, The (2003)

Keanu animated. At last!

Jul 31, 2004
Unscored

Vote (33)

I, Robot (2004)

Robot goes nuts, bolts.

Aug 7, 2004
Unscored

Vote (55)

Never Say Never Again (1983)

Double Oh My Back!

Aug 12, 2004
Unscored

Vote (28)

Coyote Ugly (2000)

Piper joins Bar Association.

Aug 13, 2004
Unscored

Vote (8)

I, Robot (2004)

I - Will - Survive.

Aug 14, 2004
Unscored

Vote (32)

Ghost (1990)

Swayze stiff. No change.

Aug 15, 2004
Unscored

Vote (12)

Bourne Identity, The (2002)

Franka goes for Hollywood.

Aug 15, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (8)

Bend It Like Beckham (2002)

Soccer with no tackle.

Aug 16, 2004
Unscored

Vote (19)

Josie And The Pussycats (2001)

Pop tarts.

Aug 16, 2004
Unscored

Vote (19)

Showgirls (1995)

Verhoeven's single-handed achievement.

Aug 18, 2004
Unscored

Vote (10)

King Arthur (2004)

For King, awful.

Aug 19, 2004
Unscored

Vote (13)

Showgirls (1995)

Berkeley Cum Laude.

Aug 26, 2004
Unscored

Vote (8)

Catwoman (2004)

Cat. Bratt. Thats that.

Aug 28, 2004
Unscored

Vote (11)

13 Going On 30 (2004)

Big top. Serkis.

Sep 4, 2004
Unscored

Vote (12)

Collateral (2004)

Cruise is Mann killer.

Sep 4, 2004
Unscored

Vote (13)

American Beauty (1999)

Spacey saw Suvari, rose.

Sep 10, 2004
Unscored

Vote (10)

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995)

Kandy kolored karate krap.

Sep 19, 2004
Unscored

Vote (13)

Wimbledon (2004)

Bettany nets Dunst.

Sep 29, 2004
Unscored

Vote (14)

Scanners (1981)

Psychic loses head.

Sep 29, 2004
Unscored

Vote (4)

Dark City (1998)

Beds Connelly, forgets! Unlikely!

Sep 29, 2004
Unscored

Vote (12)

War Games (1983)

Matthew's WOPR impresses Ally.

Oct 1, 2004
Unscored

Vote (9)

Blame It On Rio (1984)

Caine exposes Johnson.

Oct 2, 2004
Unscored

Vote (12)

XXx (2002)

Bald. The President's Man.

Oct 4, 2004
Unscored

Vote (11)

Usual Suspects, The (1995)

Kev's Keyser convinces copper.

Oct 29, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Man On Fire (2004)

Denzel's Mexican kill fest.

Oct 31, 2004
Unscored

Vote

Fast And The Furious, The (2001)

Wizard Of NOS.

Nov 16, 2004
Unscored

Vote (13)

Fast And The Furious, The (2001)

Toyotas tackle truckers.

Nov 16, 2004
Unscored

Vote (5)

Boogie Nights (1997)

Mark Wahlberg gets stiffer.

Nov 20, 2004
Unscored

Vote (7)

Boogie Nights (1997)

Wahlberg whips out whopper.

Nov 20, 2004
Unscored

Vote (7)

Incredibles, The (2004)

Fat man is Superman.

Nov 25, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Taxi (2004)

Queen Latifare.

Nov 27, 2004
Unscored

Vote (22)

Manchurian Candidate, The (2004)

Denzel knows the Drill.

Nov 27, 2004
Unscored

Vote (7)

X Files, The (1998)

Icy Fed People.

Dec 10, 2004
Unscored

Vote (27)

Die Hard (1988)

How the vest won.

Dec 12, 2004
Unscored

Vote (20)

Paycheck (2003)

Affleck Dicks with memories.

Dec 12, 2004
Unscored

Vote (4)

Broken Arrow (1996)

Huge bomb for Travolta.

Dec 21, 2004
Unscored

Vote (14)

Marathon Man (1976)

Olivier hurts Hoffman's fillings.

Dec 24, 2004
Unscored

Vote (20)

Rogue Trader (1999)

Ewan loses Barings.

Jan 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Italian Job, The (1969)

Caine gets hang over.

Jan 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Never Say Never Again (1983)

Double O.A.P.

Jan 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

51st State, The (2001)

Carlyle now in Liverpool.

Jan 14, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Basic Instinct (1992)

Policemen get (Beaver)Shot.

Jan 29, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Ocean's Twelve (2004)

The Dandy Dozen.

Jan 30, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Alexander (2004)

Alexander's Blond Ambition.

Jan 30, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Without A Paddle (2004)

Deliverance , the Next Generation.

Jan 30, 2005
Unscored

Vote (12)

Battle Of Britain (1969)

Meet the Focke-Wulfs.

Jan 31, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Battle Royale (2000)

Japanese Curriculum a Killer.

Jan 31, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Team America: World Police (2004)

Puppets blow for freedom.

Feb 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Leon (1994)

Portman likes old man.

Feb 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Basic Instinct (1992)

Legs Open, Case Closed.

Feb 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote (16)

Core, The (2003)

Tension relieved by Swank.

Feb 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Die Hard (1988)

Rickman / Willis : Herr / Remover.

Feb 12, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

There's Something About Mary (1998)

Stiller: the Jizz Slinger.

Feb 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (16)

Closer (2004)

Portman. Owen. Poles apart.

Feb 17, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (8)

Miller's Crossing (1990)

Finney foils home invasion.

Feb 18, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

There's Something About Mary (1998)

Cameron's spunky, hair punky.

Feb 20, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Kelly's Heroes (1970)

Sherman tanks , robbing banks.

Feb 25, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Erotic Misadventures Of The Invisible Man, The (2003)

(In Out In)visible Man.

Feb 27, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Anastasia (1956)

Tsar Trek - Next Generation?

Feb 27, 2005
Unscored

Vote (26)

Sideways (2004)

Whiners, wine and weiners.

Feb 27, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Garden State (2004)

Portman is Pro Zach.

Mar 5, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (31)

Hitch (2005)

Eva wants smooth Willy.

Mar 5, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Are We There Yet? (2005)

Holiday on Ice (Cube).

Mar 5, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Bourne Identity, The (1988)

Kildare dares to Kill.

Mar 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

633 Squadron (1964)

RAF need Harrison Fjord.

Mar 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Freeway (1996)

Kiefer wants Reese's piece.

Mar 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

*batteries not included (1987)

E.T phone Hume.

Mar 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (15)

Live Free Or Die Hard (2007)

McClane adventure. Four. Told.

Mar 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

Hostage (2005)

Sheriff (men)Tally unstable.

Mar 24, 2005
Scored 1/5

Vote (1)

Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)

Alice in Zombieland. Again.

Mar 29, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote (2)

Three Kings (1999)

Gulf Western.

Mar 29, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (16)

Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990)

McClane. Again . With Planes.

Mar 30, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995)

German. Irons. Vest.

Mar 30, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Brainstorm (2002)

Desparate Northam needs Liu.

Mar 30, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Trainspotting (1996)

Bremner's shitty Highland fling.

Mar 31, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Lost In Translation (2003)

Murray rusts for Scarlett.

Mar 31, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Robots (2005)

Ratchet - Tin Pot Dictator.

Mar 31, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)

Jude Law, Robot Whore.

Apr 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Agent Cody Banks (2003)

A Duff spy film.

Apr 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Valiant (2005)

Pigeon crap.

Apr 5, 2005
Unscored

Vote (12)

Escape To Victory (1981)

Rocky imitates David James.

Apr 5, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)

Jedi knights downsized.

Jun 6, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)

Anakin upset ,gets legless.

Jun 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Impostor (2002)

Sinise gives explosive performance.

Jun 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

Jacket, The (2005)

Meeting Keira? Jacket Required!

Jun 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Bourne Ultimatum, The (2007)

Trilogy gets Matt finish.

Jun 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote (17)

Sick: The Life & Death Of Bob Flanagan, Supermasochist (1997)

Flanagan's phallus filleted.

Jun 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Battle Of The River Plate, The (1956)

Straight to (Monte)Video.

Jun 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote (12)

Bicentennial Man (1999)

Williams Acts like Robot.

Jun 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

War Of The Worlds (2005)

Cruise quick, aliens sick.

Jul 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Batman Begins (2005)

Scarecrow hit by Bat.

Jul 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

Batman Begins (2005)

Gordon's not old man.

Jul 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

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