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Reviews by 'bife'

Current status of Movie deity (Bronze) with a total of 4539 reviews published to date.

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Mighty Ducks, The (1992)

Estevez scores a duck.

Mar 6, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (11)

Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)

Death plays live gig.

Mar 7, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)

Bogus history, excellent adventure.

Mar 7, 2004
Scored 6/5

Vote (6)

Fight Club (1999)

Pits Pitt against Pitt.

Mar 7, 2004
Scored 6/5

Vote (27)

Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)

Grant swears, Andie pairs.

Mar 7, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (7)

Italian Job, The (1969)

What a cliffhanger.

Mar 7, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (26)

Roxanne (1987)

Nose knows no-no's.

Mar 7, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (4)

Ali G InDaHouse (2002)

Ali G InDaBin.

Mar 7, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (14)

Gandhi (1982)

Great man, big nappy.

Mar 7, 2004
Unscored

Vote (15)

Pretty Woman (1990)

Julia makes tasty tart.

Mar 7, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (17)

Chicken Run (2000)

Hot chicks, big cock.

Mar 9, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (28)

10 (1979)

Bo- 10/10.

Mar 9, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Blues Brothers, The (1980)

Cops get the blues.

Mar 9, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (5)

Delinquents, The (1989)

Kylie's tits only plus.

Mar 9, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (3)

Grease 2 (1982)

Grease- without the 'cool'.

Mar 9, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (5)

Guest House Paradiso (1999)

'Bottom's great, this isn't.

Mar 9, 2004
Scored 0/5

Vote (1)

Hudson Hawk (1991)

Dud Hud.

Mar 9, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (11)

Leon (1994)

Tough hitman goes soft.

Mar 9, 2004
Scored 6/5

Vote (2)

Men In Black (1997)

'Blues Brothers' meets 'V'.

Mar 9, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (10)

Men In Black II (2002)

Men In Black, back.

Mar 9, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (3)

Se7en (1995)

Brad's bad head day.

Mar 9, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (27)

Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

Arnie defeats known science.

Mar 9, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (1)

Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)

Machines rise, plot plummets.

Mar 9, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (2)

Terminator, The (1984)

Arnie makes great 'baddie'.

Mar 9, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (2)

Turkish Delight (1973)

Rutger's knob as art.

Mar 14, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (3)

There's Only One Jimmy Grimble (2000)

Magic boots beat bully.

Mar 14, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Blind Horizon (2003)

Assasin answers $10m question.

Mar 14, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (1)

Arsenal Stadium Mystery, The (1940)

Opposition murdered at Arsenal.

Mar 15, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Blade (1998)

Snipes becomes vampire traitor.

Mar 16, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (3)

Fever Pitch (1997)

Daylight ruins big match.

Mar 16, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (3)

Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)

Ring drowned, King crowned.

Mar 16, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (1)

Matrix, The (1999)

Keanu instant Kung-Fu expert.

Mar 16, 2004
Scored 6/5

Vote (4)

School Of Rock, The (2003)

Rich kids rock parents.

Mar 16, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (3)

Daredevil (2003)

Daredevil lacks vision.

Mar 16, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (18)

Fox And The Hound, The (1981)

Dog hound's best friend.

Mar 16, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (2)

Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)

Sudden death chess match.

Mar 16, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (10)

Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)

Dragon makes bad pet.

Mar 16, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (7)

Once Upon A Time In Mexico (2003)

Return of killer guitar.

Mar 16, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (6)

American Beauty (1999)

Last Temptation Of Spacey.

Mar 17, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (16)

Bean (1997)

Has Bean art expert.

Mar 17, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (4)

Iron Giant, The (1999)

Tin Man finds heart.

Mar 17, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (15)

Ring, The (2002)

Video to die for.

Mar 17, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (13)

Guru, The (2002)

Guru gives and receives.

Mar 17, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (2)

Bruce Almighty (2003)

Carrey fails as God.

Mar 17, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (2)

Nell (1994)

Jodie flashes locals.

Mar 17, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (2)

Point Break (1991)

Surfing death beats prison.

Mar 17, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (3)

Capricorn One (1977)

The Eagle is grounded.

Mar 17, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (4)

Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982)

Refund for dead parrot!

Mar 17, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

Monsters, Inc. (2001)

Mike gives Celia eye.

Mar 18, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (3)

Soldier Of Orange (1977)

Dutch army lasts day.

Mar 18, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (2)

Toy Story (1995)

Potato Head gets facelift.

Mar 18, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

Entrapment (1999)

Zeta-Jones, old man. Typecasting?

Mar 19, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (3)

Sidekicks (1992)

Boy breaks bricks bravely.

Mar 20, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (2)

Bears And I, The (1974)

Bears come and go.

Mar 21, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (1)

Ferngully 2: The Magical Rescue (1998)

Humans wreck rain-forest again.

Mar 21, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (1)

Cool Runnings (1993)

Jamaican's out in cold.

Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (2)

Deer Hunter, The (1978)

Gambling bad for health.

Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Escape To Victory (1981)

Selfless keeper injures self.

Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

FernGully: The Last Rainforest (1992)

Fairies believe humans extinct.

Mar 21, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (1)

General's Daughter, The (1999)

Daughter's revenge backfires badly.

Mar 21, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (1)

Identity (2003)

Man becomes boy.

Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (3)

Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)

Kali cult kid naps.

Mar 21, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (1)

Man Apart, A (2003)

Cops have big houses.

Mar 21, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (1)

My Best Friend's Wedding (1997)

Bridesmaid made bride mad.

Mar 21, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (3)

Postman, The (1997)

UPS- Uninspiring Postal Saviour.

Mar 21, 2004
Scored 0/5

Vote (2)

Scooby-Doo (2002)

Buffy The Ghost Buster.

Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Thunderpants (2002)

Viz character makes hollywood.

Mar 21, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (3)

Lion King 1�, The (2004)

Unusual parents adopt lion.

Mar 21, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (1)

Logan's Run (1976)

Seditious Sandman seeks sanctuary.

Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (2)

Addams Family, The (1991)

Black Wednesday.

Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (16)

Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)

Battlefield Dearth: Psycho Psychlos.

Mar 21, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (2)

Beach, The (2000)

Desert Island Dicks.

Mar 21, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (18)

Down With Love (2003)

Bad book for men.

Mar 21, 2004
Scored 0/5

Vote (2)

Ice Age (2002)

Squirrel's nuts freeze.

Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (31)

Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)

Lost: cup, 2000 years.

Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (2)

Labyrinth (1986)

Muppet goblins worship Bowie.

Mar 21, 2004
Unscored

Vote (3)

Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)

Smith's illegal cloning experiment.

Mar 21, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (1)

Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)

Williams - Mork or Mindy?

Mar 21, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (38)

Ned Kelly (2003)

Makes highway robbery boring!

Mar 21, 2004
Scored 0/5

Vote (2)

Shrek (2001)

Murphy talks out ass.

Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (59)

Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)

Jodie not the man-eater.

Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (2)

True Lies (1994)

Jamie forgives spying husband.

Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (2)

Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)

Spoiled kids spoil appetite.

Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

X-Men (2000)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Humans??

Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (40)

Finding Nemo (2003)

Fish catches turtle-shuttle.

Mar 22, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (2)

Gregory's Girl (1981)

Penguin boy still lost?

Mar 22, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

48 Hrs. (1982)

Murphy's Roxanne rendition Stings.

Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (3)

Blade Runner (1982)

Ford has skin job.

Mar 22, 2004
Scored 6/5

Vote (4)

Cast Away (2000)

FedEx marketing department joy.

Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Commitments, The (1991)

Deco art.

Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (3)

Flatliners (1990)

Dead Men Dreaming.

Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (2)

Fritz The Cat (1972)

Tom and Jerry, shagging.

Mar 22, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (3)

Ghostbusters (1984)

Stay Puft doesn't.

Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (18)

League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)

'M' Finds Nemo.

Mar 22, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (7)

Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)

Matrix Unplugged.

Mar 22, 2004
Scored 0/5

Vote (3)

Mickey Blue Eyes (1999)

Grant fences for mob.

Mar 22, 2004
Scored 0/5

Vote (1)

Robin Hood: Men In Tights (1993)

Twig-fight to death.

Mar 22, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Shaolin Soccer (2001)

Dubbed monks learn football.

Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (2)

Life Of Brian (1979)

Suicide squad's perfect operation.

Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

Accused, The (1988)

No means no.

Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (2)

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