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Reviews by 'boydegg'
Current status of
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with a total of
1730
reviews published to date.
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Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Jesus bloody Christ.
May 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Sbragia makes Caviezel cross.
Mar 22, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
#1 (2005)
Leon the professional locksmith.
Mar 10, 2010
Unscored
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'Star Wars': A Musical Journey (2005)
Empire strikes a chord.
Sep 18, 2009
Unscored
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(Blooper) Bunny! (1991)
Spectacular Slip Ups.
Feb 19, 2010
Unscored
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(Blooper) Bunny! (1991)
Wabbit gets it wong.
Feb 16, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Case of mextacan identity.
Apr 30, 2007
Unscored
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(3)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Salomon's heir piece.
Feb 17, 2012
Unscored
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1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)
Spunk 'n' donuts.
Sep 12, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)
Cookies and cream.
Sep 12, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)
Sticky bickies.
Sep 23, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
10,000 B.C. (2008)
Mammoth shit.
Jun 19, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
100 Years Of Horror: Scream Queens (1996)
Drawn out screams.
Feb 16, 2010
Unscored
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1000 Cumshots (2003)
Lake. Flaccid.
Jul 1, 2006
Unscored
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(6)
1000 Cumshots (2003)
A Grand Spray Out.
Apr 2, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
1000 Cumshots (2003)
sperM.
Sep 4, 2008
Unscored
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(4)
101 Rent Boys (2000)
101 little bummer boys.
Feb 15, 2012
Unscored
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101 Rent Boys (2000)
Other team: 101 players.
Feb 15, 2012
Unscored
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Odyssey baby in space.
May 20, 2006
Unscored
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(4)
2012 (2009)
After the day after.
Oct 2, 2009
Unscored
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(5)
21 Grams (2003)
Jack: offed.
Apr 6, 2008
Unscored
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21 Grams (2003)
Rivers: broken hearts.
Apr 1, 2008
Unscored
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28 Weeks Later (2007)
Run, Begbie, run.
Jan 2, 2009
Unscored
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3-D Safari (2000)
Jungle has depth.
Feb 27, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
300 (2006)
Messenger's mission ends ... well.
Mar 24, 2007
Unscored
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(3)
300 (2006)
Hellbound and hungry.
Mar 7, 2010
Unscored
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300 Spartans, The (1962)
300 - minus the homoeroticism.
Jul 28, 2007
Unscored
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4 Artists Paint 1 Tree: A Walt Disney 'Adventure In Art' (1964)
Barkumentary.
Feb 14, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
4 Artists Paint 1 Tree: A Walt Disney 'Adventure In Art' (1964)
Maple Quadrupled.
Feb 14, 2010
Unscored
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40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Nice guy cums last.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
5,000 Fingers Of Dr. T., The (1953)
Ebony, ivory and slavery.
Jul 10, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
50 First Dates (2004)
Lucy Loses memories.
Jul 22, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
50 Greatest Documentaries, The (2005)
Countdown to seven up.
Feb 27, 2010
Unscored
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50 Greatest Documentaries, The (2005)
'Seven Up' tops fifty.
Feb 27, 2010
Unscored
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7 Dwarves (2004)
Pfarr fetched story.
Dec 21, 2011
Unscored
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9 (2009)
Survivors days are numbered.
Aug 9, 2009
Unscored
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(2)
9to5: Days In Porn (2008)
Fuckumentary.
Oct 31, 2008
Unscored
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(2)
A Complete History Of My Sexual Failures (2008)
(Sexual) Heaven can Waitt.
Nov 3, 2009
Unscored
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A Complete History Of My Sexual Failures (2008)
Waitt: Dumped and Confused.
Nov 8, 2009
Unscored
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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Flesh Fair fantasy.
Jun 16, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Abominable Snowman, The (1957)
Rollason's motives are fuzzy.
Sep 23, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
About Schmidt (2002)
Son-in-law? Mullet over, Warren.
Sep 24, 2007
Unscored
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Achievers: The Story Of The Lebowski Fans, The (2008)
Chung ties documentary together.
Sep 11, 2008
Unscored
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(2)
Adventures Of Andr� And Wally B., The (1984)
Andre's little prick.
Nov 23, 2009
Unscored
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Adventures Of Andr� And Wally B., The (1984)
Pricksar.
Nov 26, 2009
Unscored
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(1)
Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension, The (1984)
Robocop versus rastafarians.
Jul 16, 2010
Unscored
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Air Guitar Nation (2006)
Unstrung heroes.
Jul 8, 2009
Unscored
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(3)
Airborne (1993)
Goosen's getting phat.
Jul 6, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Aladdin (1992)
Gooooood Morrrrrning, Agrabah!
Jun 14, 2006
Unscored
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(4)
Aladdin (1992)
Mork and monkey.
Jun 26, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Alarm (2008)
Molly alone.
Jan 21, 2012
Unscored
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Ali G InDaHouse (2002)
Ali blah blah.
Aug 22, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Alien (1979)
The Hurt Lurker.
Nov 24, 2010
Unscored
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(2)
Alive (1993)
Kate and Sidney pie.
May 26, 2006
Unscored
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(4)
All Dogs Christmas Carol, An (1998)
Humdog.
Feb 3, 2009
Unscored
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(1)
All Nude Summer (1998)
Bunbathers.
Feb 14, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
Along Came Polly (2004)
A schlong came Hank.
Jun 17, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Alvin And The Chipmunks: Chip-Wrecked (2011)
Row, row, rodent boat.
Dec 6, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Amazing Spider-Man 2, The (2014)
Foxx blows a fuse.
Apr 11, 2013
Unscored
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Amazing Spider-Man, The (1977)
Hammond webs.
May 17, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Amazing Spider-Man, The (2012)
Spidey franchise four-ges ahead.
Jan 17, 2009
Unscored
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(1)
Am�lie (2001)
Pixie steals gnome.
Jul 1, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
America's Sweethearts (2001)
Hank of Junk(et).
Jul 10, 2006
Unscored
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America's Sweethearts (2001)
Gorgonzolas stinks up party.
Jul 10, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
American Beauty (1999)
Lester becomes Mr. Smiley.
May 11, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
American Beauty (1999)
Fitts throws a fit.
Sep 26, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
American Graffiti (1973)
Harrison floored.
Jan 8, 2012
Unscored
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American History X (1998)
Double homicide - three years?!?!?
Aug 30, 2007
Unscored
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American History X (1998)
Eddie Furlong - Urinal Heap.
Aug 30, 2007
Unscored
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American Pie (1999)
Sex? Piece of cake!
Jul 23, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
American Pie (1999)
Jim shafts pie-hole.
Jul 23, 2006
Unscored
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American Pie 2 (2001)
Jim bonds with himself.
Aug 14, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
American Pie 2 (2001)
Jim has sticky wicket.
Aug 14, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Stiffler's full of shit.
Aug 10, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Hair today, scone tomorrow.
Aug 10, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
American Splendor (2003)
Joyce drawn to Harvey.
May 3, 2007
Unscored
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Amputating A Leg (1902)
No need for sock(umentary).
Feb 18, 2010
Unscored
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(2)
Anaconda (1997)
Terri Flores giant snake.
Jul 28, 2006
Unscored
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Anaconda (1997)
Comatose captain's craft commandeered.
Jul 28, 2006
Unscored
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Anal Paprika 3: Menage-A-Death (2001)
Third entry in series.
Feb 11, 2010
Unscored
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Anal Paprika 3: Menage-A-Death (2001)
Spicy ring piece.
Feb 11, 2010
Unscored
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Anal Paprika 3: Menage-A-Death (2001)
Flavour-ring.
Feb 11, 2010
Unscored
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Anatomy Of A Frog, The (2007)
Hopper for the chop.
Apr 19, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Ferrell's flute of fancy.
May 26, 2006
Unscored
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And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
World's funniest joke, lethal.
May 19, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Angel (1984)
Hooker with a halo.
Feb 4, 2009
Unscored
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(2)
Anger Management (2003)
Buznik doesn't want Buddy.
May 30, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Animal Farm (1954)
Denham Doolittle.
Aug 30, 2006
Unscored
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Animal Farm (1954)
Denham: one-man farm.
Aug 30, 2006
Unscored
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Animal House (1978)
Faber's frat freshman: Flounder.
Jun 20, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Another Demonstration Of The Cliff-Guibert Fire Hose Reel, Showing A Young Girl Coming From An Office, Detaching Hose, Running With It 60 Feet, And Playing A Stream, All Inside Of 30 Seconds (1900)
Chop chop, squirt squirt.
Jan 30, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Another Froggy Evening (1995)
A hop through history.
Apr 26, 2010
Unscored
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Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild (2008)
Spring break Mountin'.
Dec 23, 2008
Unscored
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(4)
Ant Bully, The (2006)
Ants become giANTS.
Aug 21, 2012
Unscored
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Ant-Man (2015)
Formulaic plots bug me.
Oct 25, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
Antz (1998)
They might be g.i.ants.
Jun 4, 2006
Unscored
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(20)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Brando's overrated Vietnam bore-fest.
May 20, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Apocalypto (2006)
Mesoamerican First Blood.
May 15, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Apollo 13 (1995)
Hanks, Bacon do launch.
Aug 17, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Armageddon (1998)
Liv lives. Dad's dead.
Jun 8, 2006
Unscored
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