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Reviews by 'boneman'
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with a total of
92
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Apocalypse Now (1979)
Martin murders mad Marlon.
Feb 7, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Apocalypse Now (1979)
'The End' at beginning.
Feb 7, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(11)
Leon (1994)
Jailbait jinxes cheese-breath killer.
Nov 17, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Leon (1994)
Cops slaughtered, plant watered.
Feb 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Babe (1995)
Talk, english pig-dog!
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(14)
Blue Max, The (1966)
Chivalry given flying fok(ker).
Nov 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Blue Velvet (1986)
Intro aural; nitrous oral.
Nov 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Chicken Run (2000)
Escapist Chick-flick.
Nov 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(14)
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Viet vet ventilates hairnet.
Nov 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Deer euthanased by vets.
Nov 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Ruby Rhod, redhead God.
Nov 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Fifth Element, The (1997)
That Diva's got stones!
Nov 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Fight Club (1999)
Soap on the ropes.
Feb 5, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Harry cops a Moody.
Dec 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Cocker's Potter rocker shocker!
Dec 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Hobbit-forming ring-sting.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Madness Of King George, The (1994)
Monarch raucous, urine glaucous.
Nov 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Hue and crime.
Nov 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Rollerball (1975)
Caan can't take dive.
Dec 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Bridges Of Madison County, The (1995)
Clint's deep, shags Streep.
Nov 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Bridges Of Madison County, The (1995)
Dapper snapper shtups slapper.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Depp revives Edward Stickyhands.
Nov 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
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El Cid (1961)
Chuck staked - mullahs Moors.
Nov 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
English Patient, The (1996)
Stymied limey flies, dies.
Nov 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
James And The Giant Peach (1996)
The morality is unim'peach'able.
Dec 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Nuts bolt, screw nailed.
Dec 9, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(10)
Roxanne (1987)
Noses, hoses, roses, poses.
Dec 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Scent Of A Woman (1992)
Pacino smells - doesn't stink.
Nov 29, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Shorties shelter high ho.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Beach, The (2000)
Pointless people purloin paradise.
Dec 12, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Bugsy Malone (1976)
Half-pint hoods lobbing puds.
Nov 24, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Mummy Returns, The (2001)
Bad badinage and bandage.
Nov 22, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Sex And Zen III (1998)
Sexy, but Zen again...
Aug 5, 2015
Scored 1/5
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A.k.a. Cassius Clay (1970)
Butterfly boxer, bee movie.
Dec 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Agony And The Ecstasy, The (1965)
Suitable for under-Sistines.
Dec 7, 2005
Unscored
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(6)
Asylum (2005)
Nut screws screw's screw.
Dec 16, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Avengers, The (1998)
Mrs. Peel NOT needed.
Feb 20, 2006
Unscored
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Beethoven Lives Upstairs (1992)
Composer makes domestic arrangements.
Nov 29, 2005
Unscored
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Ben-Hur (1959)
Chuck-wagon aces race.
Nov 29, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Neo-classicist meets So-crates.
Feb 2, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Bill Clinton: Rock & Roll President (1997)
Bill blows own horn.
Dec 12, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Blues Brothers 2000 (1998)
Mo' Worser Blues.
Feb 3, 2006
Unscored
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(4)
Bug's Life, A (1998)
Anty war film.
Nov 29, 2005
Unscored
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(27)
Bully (2001)
Cock and Bully story.
Dec 10, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Calendar Girls (2003)
Grannies hiding behind buns.
Nov 30, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Charge Of The Light Brigade, The (1936)
'Do or die' drama.
Feb 23, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Chatterbox (1977)
Bush - Read my lips.
Nov 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)
Christianity in the closet.
Dec 13, 2005
Unscored
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(12)
Cooking With Porn Stars For The Holidays (2002)
Beat briskly, add cream.
Feb 3, 2006
Unscored
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(5)
Cooking With Porn Stars For The Holidays (2002)
X-rated ho\Malone.
Dec 1, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Cool Runnings (1993)
Bunch of total lugers.
Nov 29, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Doors, The (1991)
Jim sings - The End.
Dec 1, 2005
Unscored
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(17)
Driller Killer, The (1979)
Penetrating, but bit boring.
Dec 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Horny, and getting inuit.
Dec 2, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Female Masturbation (1978)
Labia Day.
Dec 9, 2005
Unscored
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(9)
Fly, The (1986)
Tall Guy half fly.
Nov 28, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Hamlet (1996)
More ham than Hamlet.
Nov 29, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Jackie Brown (1997)
Black beauty 'borrows' booty.
Nov 29, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Ladder 49 (2004)
Serious, but Morrison's Joaquin.
Dec 16, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Last Of The Mohicans, The (1992)
Bet Magua dies? Huron!
Nov 25, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Memoirs Of A Geisha (2005)
Widow Twanky Hanky-panky.
Mar 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Mondovino (2004)
Vintage w(h)ining about globalisation.
Dec 22, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Mushroom Eater, The (1980)
Not practicing safe ceps.
Dec 12, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Naked Fairy Tales (2002)
Wood in the Babes.
Nov 23, 2005
Unscored
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(12)
Naked States (2000)
Yanks' surprising raw talent.
Dec 9, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Naked States (2000)
Dicksy-land.
Dec 9, 2005
Unscored
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(8)
Nanny McPhee (2005)
Childcare, warts and all.
Mar 6, 2006
Unscored
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(4)
Puppetry Of The Penis: Live At The Forum (2001)
Trouserless troubadors' todger talent.
Dec 9, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Puppetry Of The Penis: Live At The Forum (2001)
Now on genital release.
Dec 9, 2005
Unscored
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(5)
Racing Stripes (2005)
Barcode bronco bucks barnyard.
Dec 20, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Reach For The Sky (1956)
Wartime plot lacks legs.
Jul 31, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Roof Sex (2003)
Overstuffed sprung-bottomed chair up-hole-stered.
Nov 29, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Satanic 'woody' defiles Mia.
Nov 30, 2005
Unscored
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Sea Shall Not Have Them, The (1954)
Rescue? Germans' Diffring approach.
Dec 7, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Seven Year Itch, The (1955)
Flimsies in the fridge.
Dec 22, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Sex & Zen II (1996)
Screws with heavy iron-y.
Nov 20, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Sex And Zen (1992)
Putting tart before horse.
Nov 20, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Sex Lives Of Clowns (1994)
Honk honk, bonk bonk.
Dec 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Singin' In The Rain (1952)
Kelly turns on tap.
Nov 29, 2005
Unscored
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(5)
Soggy Penis Syndrome (2004)
Quick sick dick flick.
Nov 23, 2005
Unscored
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(5)
Splash (1984)
Swim, Forrest, Swim!
Feb 2, 2006
Unscored
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(13)
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
Red sweatshirts always die.
Nov 21, 2005
Unscored
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(7)
Summer Holiday (1963)
Cliff fancies boy shocker!
Nov 29, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Tall Guy, The (1989)
Emma opens Fly's flies.
Nov 29, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Older model suspends Judgement.
Jan 28, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Come cakes Cameron's coiffure.
Nov 23, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
They Saved Hitler's Brain (1968)
Head nazi not corporal.
Dec 1, 2005
Unscored
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(6)
Thir13en Ghosts (2001)
'Tagged' terrarium vectors spectres.
Feb 23, 2006
Unscored
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THX 1138 (1971)
THX performs LUH(d) acts.
Nov 25, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down! (1989)
Relationship with strings attached.
Dec 21, 2005
Unscored
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(8)
Unknown Peter Sellers, The (2000)
Strangelove's a strange man.
Feb 16, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Waiting For Godot (1991)
Godot lacks stage presence.
Nov 29, 2005
Unscored
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(11)
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