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Reviews by 'The General'
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with a total of
1706
reviews published to date.
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Amadeus (1984)
Wolfgang Amadeus Moz-fart.
Nov 16, 2005
Scored 6/5
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Animal House (1978)
Toga, Toga, Toga.
Nov 3, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(10)
Babe (1995)
Farmer creates hog haven.
Sep 17, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(9)
Big Chill, The (1983)
Funeral first. Fucking follows.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Mogadishu helicopter tours cancelled.
Sep 6, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(11)
Bridge On The River Kwai, The (1957)
Guinness drops his spanner.
Mar 22, 2007
Scored 6/5
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Bridge On The River Kwai, The (1957)
Real men don't Kwai.
Jan 5, 2008
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Bridge Too Far, A (1977)
British Paratr-Oops!
Jun 3, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(12)
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Got ultraviolence?
Nov 13, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
Deliverance (1972)
Hillbilly examines Beatty's prostate.
Jun 5, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(9)
Deliverance (1972)
Arsebreak Ridge.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Deliverance (1972)
Beatty's broke butt mounted.
Jan 13, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Gallipoli (1981)
Aussie fast. Bullet faster.
Nov 19, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
It's A Wonderful Life (1946)
Film spawns adjective: Capraesque.
Oct 11, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(5)
Jaws (1975)
Carcharodon carcharias: charismatic carnivore.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
Jaws (1975)
Enormous fish eats everybody.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Gollum versus the Volcano.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Sam's back, mountain.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(7)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Cute chick kills Nazgul.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 6/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Merry, Pippin, Trees Company.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(6)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
The Greening of Isengard.
Dec 22, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Ents justify hobbits' means.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 6/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Fleet wood pack.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(11)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Hobbits become tree-huggers.
Jun 15, 2007
Scored 6/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Hobbits meet woodfellas.
Jan 5, 2008
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Jack's off fishing.
Sep 28, 2005
Scored 6/5
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Patton (1970)
Tank Boy.
Nov 19, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(7)
Right Stuff, The (1983)
Shepard's urine enters space.
May 31, 2006
Scored 6/5
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Right Stuff, The (1983)
Shepard pees in pod.
Feb 21, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(5)
Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)
Every Saturday: Time Warp.
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(14)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Bruce All-dead-y.
Sep 4, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Almost Famous (2000)
Music. Misses. Money. Penny.
Dec 31, 2005
Scored 5/5
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And The Band Played On (1993)
Reagan's intransigence dooms sufferers.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Bambi (1942)
The buck stars here.
Sep 5, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Bambi (1942)
The buck starts here.
Mar 30, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(16)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Douglas's Unusual Slut-spect.
Jul 8, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Stone uses vaginal manipulation.
Jul 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Weapon of muff distraction.
Jan 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(27)
Brassed Off (1996)
Working-class values trumpeted.
Jan 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(11)
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)
Flying car, pre-Potter.
Nov 5, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)
Tale of Two Chittys.
Mar 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(19)
Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)
Lords of the Wardrobe.
Dec 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)
Teen boys chase beaver.
Jan 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(16)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
E.T. needs ironing.
Sep 5, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Ferris wheels and deals.
Sep 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Fisher King, The (1991)
New York, Nude Mork.
Mar 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
Ghostbusters (1984)
Hudson: affirmative action Ghostbuster.
Feb 14, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Gladiator (2000)
Aussie rules Roman games.
Nov 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Good Will Hunting (1997)
Damon's porkin' Minnie.
Oct 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Damon 'hits' a Driver.
Mar 5, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Harold & Kumar Get The Munchies (2004)
Starving stoners shatter stereotypes.
Jan 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Harold & Kumar Get The Munchies (2004)
Doobies, Howser.
Jul 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Harold & Kumar Get The Munchies (2004)
Boys seek grill.
Nov 5, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Harold & Kumar Get The Munchies (2004)
Grill, interrupted.
Nov 25, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Harold & Kumar Get The Munchies (2004)
Friends seek holy grill.
Dec 14, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(13)
Independence Day (1996)
Fresh Prince destroys aliens.
Sep 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Memento (2000)
Pearce's diary: brief, repetitive.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Motorcycle Diaries, The (2004)
He said Che said.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(13)
Motorcycle Diaries, The (2004)
Shy Guevara.
Sep 2, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(19)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Pirates, Knightley. Spectacular Booty.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Legolas Ahoy!
Sep 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Sideways (2004)
Merlot: grapes of wrath.
May 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Signs (2002)
Aliens killed by Evian.
Sep 5, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Titanic (1997)
Titanic: Sinkable. Winslet: Dinkable.
Jul 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Titanic (1997)
What a ship! Down.
Jul 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(32)
Titanic (1997)
Rose's salvation: floatation devices.
Aug 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Titanic (1997)
Iceberg, passengers dead ahead.
Jan 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(28)
Titanic (1997)
Leonardo Da Very Cold.
May 30, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Titanic (1997)
Jack's coming up Rose's.
Dec 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Titanic (1997)
Bigger boat? Still sank.
May 11, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(19)
Untouchables, The (1987)
Deniro reprises baseball role.
Sep 17, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Untouchables, The (1987)
Deniro's Capone: Fat Albert.
Sep 17, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Alive (1993)
Scrum down, chow down.
Dec 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Alive (1993)
Puts 'eat' in team.
Jan 29, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Alive (1993)
Icy tasty people.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(15)
Alive (1993)
Chicken, fish, or passengers?
Mar 30, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(20)
Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992)
Buffy slays vampires perkily.
Sep 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Calendar Girls (2003)
Tits below the belt.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(16)
Calendar Girls (2003)
Calendar: old, bold...sold!
Oct 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Calendar Girls (2003)
Tough Titties.
Nov 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Calendar Girls (2003)
Cronespotting.
Jan 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Chicken Run (2000)
Clay pigeons...no, chickens.
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Chicken Run (2000)
Chickens buck penal system.
Aug 22, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Chicken Run (2000)
Runaway brood.
Jan 5, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Chocolat (2000)
Pirate of Carob Bean.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(26)
Clueless (1995)
Cher dates gays, relatives.
Aug 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Clueless (1995)
Alicia's Keys to popularity.
Oct 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Clueless (1995)
Silverstone's Mall Skank Redemption.
Feb 7, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(12)
Color Of Money, The (1986)
Fast Eddie's a Newman.
Apr 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Color Of Money, The (1986)
Newman: pro of cons.
Jan 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Dick Tracy (1990)
Beattie plays with Dick.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(11)
Dick Tracy (1990)
Madonna is Dickless.
Nov 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Ghost (1990)
Whoopi Goldberg, unhappy medium.
Jan 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(21)
Ghost (1990)
Pottery Bang.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Ghost And The Darkness, The (1996)
Lion craps out Douglas.
Feb 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Girl, Interrupted (1999)
Girl, Interrupted? Boredom, Uninterrupted.
Sep 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Girl, Interrupted (1999)
Jolie's Fonda Uneasy Rider.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Story gets more Sirius.
Apr 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Quidditch final unexpectedly abbreviated.
Dec 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Kingpin (1996)
Amish makes bowl movement.
Dec 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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