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A Family Comedy Sequal
Reviews by 'moose'
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with a total of
162
reviews published to date.
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Abyss, The (1989)
Harris in deep water.
Oct 12, 2005
Scored 5/5
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American Beauty (1999)
Weed + Bag + Spacey = Life.
Aug 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Beast gets Belle rung.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Big Fish (2003)
Finney gets Lange wet.
Sep 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Bowlers become bagmen.
Jan 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Chariots Of Fire (1981)
Faithful leaps, bounds, runs.
May 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Crow, The (1994)
Lee: bird of prey.
Aug 11, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Depp Shit for Hunter.
Dec 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Gladiator (2000)
Cock Fight: Crowe/Phoenix.
Aug 5, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Gladiator (2000)
Crowe's new profession: butcher.
Jan 29, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Leon (1994)
Girl + Guns + Revenge = Puberty.
Dec 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, The (2004)
Seamen cause dysfunctional family.
Apr 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
Windex + statues + food = Greeks.
Mar 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Raising Arizona (1987)
It's a Diaper Dandy.
Apr 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Runaway Jury (2003)
Cusack a Weisz decision.
Feb 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Se7en (1995)
Spacey's aHead of Pitt.
Dec 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Get drunk, kill zombies.
Feb 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Uncle Buck (1989)
Flapjacks with a shovel.
Mar 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Underworld (2003)
Necking + barking = Underworld.
Oct 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
'Burbs, The (1989)
Noisy furnace wakes neighbors.
Apr 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Aliens (1986)
Newt burrows, Ripley searches.
Dec 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
American Pie (1999)
Jason gets fruity.
Oct 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
American Pie 2 (2001)
Golden shower brings laughs.
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Back To The Future (1985)
Lloyd plays spazz, again.
Feb 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Batman (1989)
Joker has long piece.
Apr 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Bean (1997)
This Bean is cooking.
Oct 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Blade (1998)
Vampires Sniped!
Apr 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Blade: Trinity (2004)
Wesley Snipes some vampires.
Nov 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Blow (2001)
Take a Depp breath!
Jan 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
The Talented Mr. Bourne.
Apr 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Braveheart (1995)
Cry Freedom, literally.
Sep 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Bubble Boy (2001)
Human hamster seeks mate.
Jan 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Caddyshack (1980)
Murray gets a handicap.
Feb 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Leo Walken over Hanks.
Apr 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Leonardo DiForgio.
Oct 31, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Dead Poets Society (1989)
Robin jabbers, Boy shoots.
Apr 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Desperado (1995)
Salma uses her Bazookas.
Aug 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Driving Miss Daisy (1989)
Takes 2 to Tandy.
Feb 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Finding Forrester (2000)
Geniuz N Da Hood.
Dec 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Married couples get Beaned.
Nov 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Full Monty, The (1997)
Carlyle goes balls out.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Green Mile, The (1999)
Green Mile is sizzling!
Jun 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Hoffa (1992)
Armand and Dangerous.
Apr 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Hoosiers (1986)
Basketballers learn to Hackman.
Apr 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
In Good Company (2004)
Topher catches Scarlett Fever!
May 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Escape from New Jersey.
Jun 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Johnny English (2003)
Natalie tickles my Bean.
Oct 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Lilo & Stitch (2002)
Alien Stitch-es friendship together.
Apr 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Mallrats (1995)
Stan Lee gets Malled.
Nov 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Meet The Parents (2000)
Owen/Ben play Polo.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil (1997)
Jude gets Spacey mad.
Feb 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Rounders (1998)
Worm's chips are down.
May 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Babysitters with Guns.
Jan 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Cupcake or Poundcake?
Dec 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Paltrow tips the scales.
Sep 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Bruce is a stiffy.
Oct 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Starman (1984)
A hair raiser, literally.
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Terminator, The (1984)
The Biehn of Existence.
Nov 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Troy (2004)
Dirty Cox, Pretty Pitt.
Jun 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
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True Lies (1994)
Paxton soils the plot.
Apr 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Wag The Dog (1997)
Diversion = Forgetful Nation.
Aug 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
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White Squall (1996)
Phillippe-pee.
Sep 26, 2007
Scored 4/5
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15 Minutes (2001)
Russians get Edward Burned.
Dec 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
After The Sunset (2004)
Brosnan holds up Woody.
Jun 29, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Along Came Polly (2004)
Debbie Duz Hank, Ben.
Nov 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
American Tail, An (1986)
Rodents without papers.
Jan 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Anger Management (2003)
Sandler gets a Woody.
Oct 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Blade II (2002)
Snipes is still thirsty.
Aug 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977)
Devil's Tater.
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Color Of Money, The (1986)
Cruise goes balls out.
Aug 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Die Another Day (2002)
Bond picks some Berrys.
Jan 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
Taylor tosses Stiller's balls.
Aug 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Face/Off (1997)
Identity theft to extremes.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Movie about ditching = Educational.
May 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Bruce touches Milla's element.
Oct 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(8)
I, Robot (2004)
Men In Silver.
Feb 2, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Iron Giant, The (1999)
Vin's a Metal Head.
Apr 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Lion King, The (1994)
Simba looks for pussy.
Jan 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Lorenzo's Oil (1992)
Boy gets oil change.
Aug 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Mariachi, El (1992)
Guitar player gone postal.
Nov 24, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Old Nanny's got nuts.
Jan 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Never Say Never Again (1983)
Aged not Shaken.
Oct 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Panic Room (2002)
Jodie makes Forest run!
Mar 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
Graveyard sex is spooky.
Apr 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Robocop (1987)
Metallicop.
Mar 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Score, The (2001)
DeNiro SCORES with Bassett.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Signs (2002)
NostraMOMus.
Oct 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Sixteen Candles (1984)
Molly a candle blower.
May 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Baldwins + Saddam + Canada = Evil.
Jan 29, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Starship Troopers (1997)
All they needed: RAID.
Apr 13, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Striptease (1996)
Burt grabs some Moore.
Oct 18, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Team America: World Police (2004)
Porn on strings.
Jan 29, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Beans before the frank.
Mar 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Transporter, The (2002)
Statham tests the product.
Aug 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Waterworld (1995)
Costner soils his boat.
Feb 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Wimbledon (2004)
Paul serves fuzzy balls.
Oct 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Stiffler does Truffle Shuffle.
Apr 12, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Austin eats Graham cracker.
May 4, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Pink hoverboard- so manly.
Mar 28, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Days Of Thunder (1990)
Duvall gets Cruise control.
Apr 6, 2005
Scored 2/5
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