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Reviews by 'Real-life Lisa'
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with a total of
69
reviews published to date.
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Blue Velvet (1986)
Orbison music made creepy.
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Whiny bimbo cracks fingernail.
Apr 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Bugs instead of snakes.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Sword is carry-on luggage.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Broken heart kills Bill.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Secret Window (2004)
Double Depp and nuts.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Shrek 2 (2004)
Shrek gets pussy-whipped.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Shrek 2 (2004)
Puss, ass cuteness contest.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Shrek 2 (2004)
Banderas coughs up hairball.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Troy (2004)
Achilles gets Legolas'ed.
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Troy (2004)
Achilles kills with ease.
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Troy (2004)
Sand Pitt.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(32)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
A 600 lb. Grape.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(14)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Dennis's menace is ice.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Ice unites nuclear family.
Jul 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
No cursing for Keitel.
Apr 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Geckos hate Titty Twister.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Hellboy (2004)
Firestarter finds fire-proof boyfriend.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Once Upon A Time In The Midlands (2002)
British cowboy not convincing.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Alamo, The (2004)
Billy Bob Alamo'ed.
May 1, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Corpse Bride (2005)
Non-beating heart breaks.
Sep 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Waking Life (2001)
'Slackers' with hallucinogenic drugs.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Alexander (2004)
Alexander the Gay.
Dec 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Apocalypto (2006)
Mel makes heads roll.
Jan 29, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Auto Focus (2002)
Eroto-focus.
Jun 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Before Night Falls (2000)
Depp does booty duty.
Aug 16, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Boondock Saints, The (1999)
Willem turns into Wilma.
Sep 12, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Collateral (2004)
Death cab misses cutie.
Aug 13, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Cry-Baby (1990)
Prison tattoo produces tear.
Jun 16, 2004
Unscored
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Cry-Baby (1990)
Depp teaches French kissing.
Jun 29, 2004
Unscored
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Ed Wood (1994)
Glen Glenda genda benda.
Dec 4, 2004
Unscored
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(4)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Iraqi horror picture show.
Jun 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(45)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Seven minutes of Duh-bya.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Finding Neverland (2004)
Depp pens Pan.
Nov 5, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Hard Day's Night, A (1964)
George meets future wife.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Ron's rat is fink.
Jun 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Dementors suck face.
Jun 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Zaphod Dubya Beeblebrox.
May 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Idiocracy (2006)
Beavis and Butthead World.
Oct 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Interpreter, The (2005)
Kidman is Penn pal.
Apr 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Island, The (2005)
Obi-wan's new clone war.
Jul 24, 2005
Unscored
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(8)
Island, The (2005)
Sean Bean plays God.
Jul 25, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Island, The (2005)
Clones discover 'special purpose'.
Jul 25, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Johnny English (2003)
Bean bares Bishop's bottom.
May 7, 2004
Unscored
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King Kong (2005)
King Kong Brody.
Dec 12, 2004
Unscored
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Kingdom Of Heaven (2005)
Knights in white habits.
May 10, 2005
Unscored
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Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Name 'Smith' more common.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Meet The Fockers (2004)
CIA-equipped RV.
Jun 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Meet The Fockers (2004)
Baby's first word, 'asshole'.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Polar Express, The (2004)
Hellish icy roller coaster.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Polar Express, The (2004)
Another Tyler plays elf.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Ringers: Lord Of The Fans (2005)
Ring raves.
Dec 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Robin And Marian (1976)
Robin wins old maid.
Aug 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Robots (2005)
Robotched.
Oct 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Saint, The (1997)
Russian confusion over fusion.
May 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Serenity (2005)
'Serenity' not very serene.
Oct 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Serenity (2005)
Space Gunsmoke.
Oct 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Serenity (2005)
Don't cross this River.
Oct 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow (2004)
Robots won't obey Law.
Oct 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Webbing preferred over wedding.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Darth Vader is hot!!
May 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Rise Darth Frankenstein!
May 23, 2005
Unscored
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Story Of The Weeping Camel, The (2003)
Mom camel gets Intervention.
Apr 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Story Of The Weeping Camel, The (2003)
Camel likes sad songs.
Apr 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Two Brothers (2004)
Little tigers stage cute-fest.
Jul 13, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Two Brothers (2004)
Little Thai grrrrs.
Aug 4, 2004
Unscored
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(13)
Walk The Line (2005)
Cash paid for drugs.
Dec 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(27)
War Of The Worlds (2005)
Red weed is PEOPLE!!
Jul 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Peace, love, dope Beatles.
Aug 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
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