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Reviews by 'DavidMcO'
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with a total of
89
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Adaptation. (2002)
Flowers and masturbation fantasies.
Jun 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Adaptation. (2002)
A movie about.... itself?
Jun 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Adaptation. (2002)
Kaufman's fictitious brother dies.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Adventures Of Barry McKenzie, The (1972)
Barry from downunder chunders.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Adventures Of Barry McKenzie, The (1972)
Edna before dame fame.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
American Splendor (2003)
Letterman guest survives cancer.
Oct 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Astronaut's Wife, The (1999)
Spaceman fucks, gets electrocuted.
Aug 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Schizophrenic genius never alone.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Being There (1979)
Gardener likes to watch.
Jun 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Pilot, doctor, lawyer, fraud.
Oct 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Dancer In The Dark (2000)
Musical movie fan swings.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Dogville (2003)
See-through town fucks fugitive.
Jan 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Insider, The (1999)
Peddlers of death exposed.
Oct 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Jabberwocky (1977)
Python through the looking-glass.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Jackass: The Movie (2002)
Existential masochistic exhibitionist fulfilment.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Japanese Story (2003)
Outback tourist fucked.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Cwowd want Bwian weleased.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Magnificent Seven, The (1960)
4 dead, 1 married.
Sep 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Mass dirty dancing underground.
Nov 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Holy karma drama finale.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Fighting in the rain.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Matrix, The (1999)
Popular screen-saver is born.
Nov 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(14)
Once Were Warriors (1994)
Musical Maori 'Fight Club'.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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One Hour Photo (2002)
Fired photo developer snaps.
Jul 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
People Vs. Larry Flynt, The (1996)
Freedom of smut defended.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Plank, The (1979)
Bumbling British builders bedlam.
Nov 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Punch-Drunk Love (2002)
Man runs with piano.
Oct 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Shrek (2001)
Green fart wins heart.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Silent Movie (1976)
Unspeakably funny.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Spy Game (2001)
Brad beaten. Redford rescues.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Troy (2004)
Fight Club 1200 BC.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Wag The Dog (1997)
Albanian war makes headlines.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Wag The Dog (1997)
Willie writes patriotic songs.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Waking Life (2001)
Scribble over live action.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Westworld (1973)
Disneyland with mechanical whores.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
World According To Garp, The (1982)
Wrestler�s wife bites boyfriend.
Jun 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Musicians mistaken for mercenaries.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Babe (1995)
Maligned swine shines.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Babe (1995)
Pig speaks. Sheep herd.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Baise-Moi (2000)
French 'Thelma & Louise'.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Bullets returned to Wal-Mart.
Jun 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Camelot (1967)
Favourite knight cuckolds king.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)
Child slavery racket smashed.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Chocolat (2000)
Someone can't spell 'chocolate'.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(17)
Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind (2002)
Julia Roberts gets gonged.
Aug 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Forgettable forgetfull fish fable.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Finding Nemo (2003)
Sharks with Aussie accents.
Oct 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Ghost (1990)
Whoopi sees dead people.
Oct 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Ghostbusters (1984)
Fear of marshmallow begins.
Nov 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Interview With The Vampire (1994)
Bloodthirsty couple adopt orphan.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
One Spy Too Many (1966)
UNCLE agents thwart THRUSH.
Oct 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Scooby-Depp where are you?
Jun 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Nun runs from huns.
Nov 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(15)
Training Day (2001)
Hawke rises above corruption.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Way Of The Gun, The (2000)
Surrogate mother's bloody caesarean.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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You've Got Mail (1998)
Corporation kills little bookshop.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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High Crimes (2002)
Wife defends guilty husband.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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King Kong (1933)
Fear of primates begins.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Man Who Fell To Earth, The (1976)
Contact lenses disguise extraterrestrial.
Oct 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Matchstick Men (2003)
'Paper Moon' with twitches.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Black And White (1999)
Tyson vs Downey mismatch.
Oct 21, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Black And White (1999)
Tyson resists homosexual advances.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Black And White (1999)
Hip-hop harlets, homeys, homos.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Simpleton separates soup supernaturally.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Caveman's Valentine, The (2001)
Deranged, dreadlocked, derelict detective.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Chicago (2002)
Tap-dancing lawyer perverts justice.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Confidence (2003)
'The Sting' without class.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Cujo (1983)
Fear of dogs begins.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Gladiator (2000)
Marcus Aurelius disinherits son.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Igby Goes Down (2002)
Rich kids kill mother.
Jun 21, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Italian Job, The (2003)
Gold falls through holes.
Sep 6, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Legend Of Bagger Vance, The (2000)
Angelic caddy steals shoes.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Men Of Honor (2000)
De Niro's credibility dives.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Men Of Honor (2000)
DeNiro plays drunken Popeye.
Oct 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Orange County (2002)
Kid author writes movie.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Payback (1999)
Chain-smoker flaunts with death.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 2/5
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There's Something About Mary (1998)
Stiller hooked by Cameron.
Oct 23, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Anger Management (2003)
Apropos McEnroe cameo.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Anger Management (2003)
Deceitful bitch wangles proposal.
Nov 24, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
K-PAX (2001)
Bluebird causes crazy riot.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Lilo & Stitch (2002)
ADHD Child gets pet.
Oct 23, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
One, The (2001)
Multiple universes, minimal appeal.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Gibson's sadomasochistic blood fest.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Russian Ark (2002)
One shot too many.
Aug 22, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(5)
Waterboy, The (1998)
Silly voice maintained throughout.
Oct 15, 2003
Scored 1/5
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History Of Violence, A (2005)
Hidden hitman, hick hero.
Apr 6, 2006
Unscored
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Syriana (2005)
Clooney gets extreme manicure.
Apr 3, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Ten Canoes (2006)
Old three wives tale.
Jan 10, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Ten Canoes (2006)
Goose egg hunting nude.
Oct 4, 2006
Unscored
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