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Reviews by 'kolo'
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Movie deity (Silver)
with a total of
8195
reviews published to date.
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Big (1988)
Tom's Baskin Big success.
Dec 18, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(6)
Big Night (1996)
Brothers cook-up story.
Dec 18, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Big Night (1996)
Primo, secondo to none.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Christmas Story, A (1983)
Dad's leg intentionally broken.
Dec 18, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(5)
Christmas Story, A (1983)
Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra!
Dec 31, 2012
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Christmas Story, A (1983)
F(unny)U(ncensored)C(hristmas)K(id)!
Jan 5, 2013
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Great Escape, The (1963)
James Garners necessary equipment.
Jun 27, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Great Escape, The (1963)
Garner garners camp contraband.
Dec 3, 2013
Scored 6/5
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Great Escape, The (1963)
McQueen makes motorcycle mayhem.
Dec 3, 2013
Scored 6/5
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Great Escape, The (1963)
McQueen's a cool(er) ballplayer.
Dec 3, 2013
Scored 6/5
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Great Escape, The (1963)
Tunneling tough guy's claustrophobic.
Dec 4, 2013
Scored 6/5
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Great Escape, The (1963)
P(retty)O(rganized)W(ar)S(aga)
Dec 4, 2013
Scored 6/5
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Great Escape, The (1963)
POWs create underground movement.
Dec 3, 2013
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Here Comes The Boom (2012)
Hayek kicks musical ass
Jun 28, 2012
Scored 6/5
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Here Comes The Boom (2012)
Musicians get fighting chance
Jun 28, 2012
Scored 6/5
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Here Comes The Boom (2012)
James's Diamond in rough.
Aug 17, 2013
Scored 6/5
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Here Comes The Boom (2012)
James saves Fonzie's future.
Aug 26, 2013
Scored 6/5
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Here Comes The Boom (2012)
James's MMA musical mayhem.
Aug 17, 2013
Scored 6/5
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Here Comes The Boom (2012)
Niko's citizenship Journey.
Aug 17, 2013
Scored 6/5
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Here Comes The Boom (2012)
James = (Holly) Holy Terror.
Aug 14, 2013
Scored 6/5
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Here Comes The Boom (2012)
Mixed martial arts Rocky.
Oct 16, 2015
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Mortensen's crowning achievement.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Office Space (1999)
Dilbert, The Movie.
May 17, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(10)
Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Trucker stops for Pee-Wee.
Dec 18, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(21)
Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Convict falling for Pee-Wee.
Dec 23, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Shrek (2001)
Dragon's heart with ass.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Shrek (2001)
Murphy's ass airborne.
Jan 27, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Snatch (2000)
Diamond in the pup.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(11)
Snatch (2000)
Irish trailer trash movie.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Spidey catches runaway bride.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Theory Of Everything, The (2014)
Scientist Hawking, his story.
Nov 4, 2014
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Theory Of Everything, The (2014)
Physicist finds his passion.
Nov 4, 2014
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Theory Of Everything, The (2014)
Hawking's universal love story.
Nov 4, 2014
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Spacey kneads Keyser role.
Jul 28, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(4)
12 Angry Men (1997)
Lemmon casts doubtful shadow.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
13th Warrior, The (1999)
Banderas's Cannibal Lecture.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
48 Hrs. (1982)
Nolte nicks Murphy.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Abbott And Costello In The Foreign Legion (1950)
Comedians play the mirage.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Abbott And Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)
Comedians versus Monsters, Inc.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Adam's Rib (1949)
Tracy courts Hepburn.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Adventures In Babysitting (1987)
Shue in for centerfold.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Adventures In Babysitting (1987)
D'Onofrio Thor ith thcary.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, The (1988)
Munchausen's mendacious monologue.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn, The (1960)
River rats wrangle raft.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Adventures Of Robin Hood, The (1938)
Robin's the Marion kind.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(9)
African Queen, The (1951)
Kate cruises for Bogies.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
African Queen, The (1951)
Bogie's future is Rosie.
Mar 4, 2015
Scored 5/5
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African Queen, The (1951)
Katharine captures Humphrey's heart.
Mar 7, 2015
Scored 5/5
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(1)
African Queen, The (1951)
African Queen = Love Boat?
Mar 4, 2015
Scored 5/5
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African Queen, The (1951)
Hepburn abandons missionary position.
Mar 4, 2015
Scored 5/5
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African Queen, The (1951)
Rosie = Psalm-singing spinster.
Mar 4, 2015
Scored 5/5
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(1)
African Queen, The (1951)
Charlie = Gin soaked skipper.
Mar 4, 2015
Scored 5/5
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(1)
African Queen, The (1951)
Bogie, Kate go down(river).
Mar 4, 2015
Scored 5/5
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African Queen, The (1951)
Humphrey "Miss"es Hepburn.
Mar 4, 2015
Scored 5/5
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African Queen, The (1951)
Ulana leeches love Allnut.
Mar 4, 2015
Scored 5/5
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African Queen, The (1951)
Rain rescues warship raiders.
Mar 4, 2015
Scored 5/5
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(1)
African Queen, The (1951)
Odd couple waylay Louisa.
Mar 4, 2015
Scored 5/5
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African Queen, The (1951)
"Queen" represents Royal Navy.
Mar 4, 2015
Scored 5/5
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African Queen, The (1951)
Seniors sink German gunboat.
Mar 4, 2015
Scored 5/5
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Airplane! (1980)
Shirley was funny film.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
Aladdin (1992)
Abridged Jafar.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
Alamo, The (1960)
Duke assumes missionary position.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Alamo, The (1960)
Santa Anna's Revenge.
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Alien (1979)
Alien jack-in-the-box.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
All About Eve (1950)
Backstabbing understudy undermines Bette.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
All Of Me (1984)
Martin explores feminine side.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
American Beauty (1999)
Spacey rejects marine's advance.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
American Beauty (1999)
Spacey spanks wet willie.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
American Graffiti (1973)
Dreyfuss's Desperately Seeking Suzanne.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
American Pie (1999)
Pie a la amore!
Sep 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
American Pie (1999)
Boy has pie peccadillo.
Sep 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Amos & Andrew (1993)
Black, white bigotry spoof.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Anatomy Of A Murder (1959)
Remick baits fisherman.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Andromeda Strain, The (1971)
Virus mutates to mediocrity.
Dec 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Animal Farm (1954)
Orwell that ends well.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(17)
Animal House (1978)
Frat rats on parade.
Dec 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Apartment, The (1960)
Lemmon makes Shirley gag.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Apollo 13 (1995)
NASA (re)covers their ass(tronauts).
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(24)
Apostle, The (1997)
Farrah as church lady.
Dec 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Arsenic And Old Lace (1944)
Ladies make killer nightcaps.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
As Good As It Gets (1997)
Gay man dogs Nicholson.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Myers loses golden touch.
Dec 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Babe (1995)
Polite pig wins prize.
Dec 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Babe (1995)
Sweet swine saves Hog(gett).
Dec 20, 2013
Scored 5/5
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Babe (1995)
Hog helps Hoggett herd.
Dec 20, 2013
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Back To The Future (1985)
Lloyd fluxs Fox.
Nov 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Backbeat (1994)
Fab five minus one.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Bambi (1942)
Orphaned deer fired-up.
Dec 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Bambi (1942)
Running for deer life.
Jun 25, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Bank Dick, The (1940)
Fields has his Sous�.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Barbershop (2002)
Barbers have Pryor experience.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Barefoot In The Park (1967)
Fonda pops Boyer's balls.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Barton Fink (1991)
Writer becomes flaming success.
Dec 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Barton Fink (1991)
Writer visits Hotel California.
Dec 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Stone's Vagina Monologue.
Dec 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Batman (1989)
Orphaned bat splats Jack.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Batman Forever (1995)
Batman battles over-the-top split-personalities.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Beau Geste (1939)
Markov becomes marked man.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Being John Malkovich (1999)
Malkovich's mental funhouse.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Being There (1979)
Nothing left to Chance.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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