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299	Jillianne (100)
300	evilwillhunting (98)
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Reviews by 'evilwillhunting'

Current status of Movie buff with a total of 98 reviews published to date.

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8 Crazy Nights (2002)

Sandler animated, still obnoxious.

Mar 8, 2009
Unscored

Vote (2)

9th Company, The (2005)

Paratroopers, but no paradrop?

Apr 3, 2012
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9th Company, The (2005)

Training. Skirmishes. Last Stand.

Apr 4, 2012
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9th Company, The (2005)

Red Brawn.

Apr 4, 2012
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Addams Family, The (1991)

False Fester Flips Factions.

Apr 3, 2009
Unscored

Vote (1)

Army Of Darkness (1992)

Ash Wins-Day.

Mar 21, 2009
Unscored

Vote (4)

Barbarian Brothers, The (1987)

Kadar battles bonehead Barbarians.

Dec 18, 2010
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Beetlejuice (1988)

Polyester payback 'suits' Otho.

Mar 30, 2009
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Big Trouble In Little China (1986)

Carpenter's Stir Fried Wonderland.

Feb 24, 2009
Unscored

Vote (1)

Bronx Tale, A (1993)

Bikers ruin Sonny's lunch.

Mar 3, 2010
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Cat's Eye (1985)

Menaces: smoking, gravity, gremlin.

Mar 9, 2009
Unscored

Vote (1)

Children Of The Corn (1984)

Congregation: Sickle-wielding sickos.

Mar 3, 2009
Unscored

Vote (5)

Clash Of The Titans (2010)

Argos in Fiennes mess.

Apr 26, 2010
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Clash Of The Titans (2010)

Perse-useless remake.

Apr 26, 2010
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Clash Of The Titans (2010)

Bubo gets a cameo.

Apr 26, 2010
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Clash Of The Titans (2010)

Solon, Draco get stoned.

Apr 26, 2010
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Class Of 1984 (1982)

To Sir, With Loathe.

Apr 27, 2009
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Clue (1985)

Candlestick = Lights out, Boddy.

Mar 7, 2010
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Creepshow (1982)

Ends with Pratt fall.

Mar 9, 2009
Unscored

Vote (4)

Curtains (1983)

Dolls Portend Hag Homicide.

Apr 4, 2012
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Dahmer (2002)

Renner's cannibal bachelor chilling.

Mar 6, 2010
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Dirty Dozen, The (1967)

Reisman battles Reich's Men.

Apr 27, 2009
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Duel (1971)

Murderous Mack menaces milquetoast.

Mar 12, 2009
Unscored

Vote (4)

Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark (1988)

Vamp vixen: spell fixin'.

Feb 24, 2009
Unscored

Vote (3)

Empire Of The Sun (1987)

Bale-ful abandonment in China.

Mar 2, 2009
Unscored

Vote (1)

Flintstones, The (1994)

Fossil fools foil fiend.

Mar 9, 2009
Unscored

Vote (2)

Gacy (2003)

Pogo Sick.

Mar 3, 2010
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GoodFellas (1990)

Hill's penance: schnook life.

Mar 6, 2010
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Grim Prairie Tales (1990)

Cowboys' creepy campfire capers.

Feb 24, 2009
Unscored

Vote (3)

Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, The (2012)

Anti Smaug Campaign

Mar 6, 2013
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Hook (1991)

Storybook villian demands rematch.

Mar 10, 2009
Unscored

Vote (2)

Hotel Transylvania (2012)

Hotelier Dracula, helicopter parent.

Oct 24, 2012
Unscored

Vote (1)

I'm Gonna Git You Sucka (1988)

Egress options: stairs, window.

Apr 3, 2009
Unscored

Vote (1)

Iceman, The (2012)

Family (Hit)Man

May 30, 2013
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In Cold Blood (1967)

Kansas killers caught, culled.

Mar 2, 2009
Unscored

Vote (4)

Incredible Melting Man, The (1977)

Runny Rebar's rampage.

Mar 9, 2009
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Independence Day (1996)

Dreadlocked space calamari eradicated.

Mar 12, 2009
Unscored

Vote (6)

Iron Man 2 (2010)

Rourke whips it good.

May 7, 2010
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Iron Man 2 (2010)

Sinister Soviet stalks Stark.

May 8, 2010
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Iron Man 2 (2010)

Cliffhanger? Bet your Asgard.

May 8, 2010
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It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World (1963)

Greedy kooks get nothing.

Mar 2, 2009
Unscored

Vote (3)

Jack And Jill (2011)

Sandler's drag act DRAGS.

Jan 25, 2012
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Jack The Giant Slayer (2013)

Fee Fi Foe FUN!

Mar 17, 2013
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Jonestown: The Life And Death Of Peoples Temple (2006)

Cult quaffs killer cocktail.

Mar 15, 2009
Unscored

Vote (2)

Karate Kid III, The (1989)

Kreese's payback in Silver.

Jun 29, 2009
Unscored

Vote (1)

Krays, The (1990)

Momma's boys, Gruesome joys.

Mar 8, 2009
Unscored

Vote (1)

Last Emperor, The (1987)

Emperor demoted to gardener.

Mar 2, 2009
Unscored

Vote (2)

Legend Of The Lone Ranger, The (1981)

Cavendish acquires a Grant.

Mar 13, 2009
Unscored

Vote (2)

Mad Max (1979)

Toecutter becomes hood ornament.

Mar 15, 2009
Unscored

Vote (2)

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (1981)

Wez's in Mel's grille.

Mar 20, 2009
Unscored

Vote (1)

Madhouse (1990)

Bannisters' guests persistent pests.

Jun 27, 2009
Unscored

Vote (1)

Masters Of The Universe (1987)

Castle Numbskull.

Mar 18, 2009
Unscored

Vote (8)

Milk (2008)

Expired Milk.

Apr 13, 2009
Unscored

Vote (2)

Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011)

'Hunt' for coherent script.

Jan 25, 2012
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Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011)

Hitwoman assassinated by gravity.

Jan 26, 2012
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Mommie Dearest (1981)

Awful Crawford terrorizes Tina.

Mar 8, 2009
Unscored

Vote (3)

Moving (1988)

Arlo's re-lo's a no-go.

Mar 9, 2009
Unscored

Vote (2)

Mummy, The (1999)

Sommers: Egypt us good.

Mar 3, 2009
Unscored

Vote (3)

No Holds Barred (1989)

Hogan's Zero.

Feb 25, 2009
Unscored

Vote (6)

On Deadly Ground (1994)

Half baked Alaska.

Mar 18, 2009
Unscored

Vote (4)

Pirate Movie, The (1982)

Penny-ante Penzance parody.

Mar 17, 2009
Unscored

Vote (3)

Pirates (1986)

Cockney pirate swipes throne.

Mar 2, 2009
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Public Enemies (2009)

Soap gun enables jailbreak.

Jul 11, 2009
Unscored

Vote (1)

Puppet Master (1989)

Pinocchios polish off psychics.

Mar 9, 2009
Unscored

Vote (2)

Return To Oz (1985)

(Yellow) Road to perdition.

Mar 20, 2009
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Vote (1)

Richard III (1955)

The original Tricky Dick.

Mar 20, 2009
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Vote (3)

Right Stuff, The (1983)

Shepard's 'Jiminez' offends orderly.

Apr 2, 2009
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Robocop (1987)

Boddicker splats zombiefied cohort.

Mar 2, 2009
Unscored

Vote (1)

Room, The (2003)

'Room' for improvement? Understatement.

Aug 12, 2010
Unscored

Vote (4)

Room, The (2003)

Mushmouthed protagonist: clucking cuckold.

Aug 12, 2010
Unscored

Vote (2)

Room, The (2003)

Cancer story thread? Hello?

Aug 12, 2010
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Vote (3)

Santa Claus: The Movie (1985)

SOB B.Z. turns ET.

Mar 20, 2009
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Santa With Muscles (1996)

Blake really frosts Ebner.

Mar 9, 2009
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Scarface (1983)

Richard III... with cocaine.

Feb 21, 2009
Unscored

Vote (8)

Scooby-Doo! Pirates Ahoy! (2006)

Skunkbeard shipjacks seagoing sleuths.

Mar 8, 2009
Unscored

Vote (1)

Serenity (2005)

Ravaging Reavers' roots revealed.

Mar 3, 2009
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Vote (4)

Smokey And The Bandit (1977)

CB boors bootlegging Coors.

Mar 8, 2009
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Space Mutiny (1988)

Kalgan, mutineers battle musclehead.

Mar 11, 2009
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Stand And Deliver (1988)

Calculus build-up.

Mar 9, 2009
Unscored

Vote (3)

Stand, The (1994)

Silly ending really Flaggs.

Apr 3, 2012
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Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)

Spock's bro goes foe.

Mar 8, 2009
Unscored

Vote (5)

Street Fighter (1994)

Guile buffaloes Bison.

Mar 14, 2009
Unscored

Vote (2)

Suburban Commando (1991)

Lloyd's tenant: space ace.

Mar 2, 2009
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Taken (2008)

Taken: I'd leave it.

Mar 8, 2009
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Vote (7)

Tales From The Hood (1995)

Homies chill. Then fry.

Mar 2, 2009
Unscored

Vote (3)

Toys (1992)

Don't unwrap Toys.

Mar 18, 2009
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Vote (1)

Transformers (2007)

BOOM, Clank, 'RUN!', repeat.

Mar 6, 2010
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Vote (2)

Trespass (1992)

Sierra Madre in slums.

Mar 8, 2009
Unscored

Vote (1)

TRON (1982)

Sark: Raving Mad.

Mar 8, 2009
Unscored

Vote (10)

Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)

Episode remakes fall flat.

Mar 8, 2009
Unscored

Vote (1)

Up (2009)

Muntz's downfall.

Apr 3, 2012
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View To A Kill, A (1985)

Max Zorin. Audience snorin'.

Apr 4, 2012
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W. (2008)

Dubya's Dread: Disappointing Dad.

Apr 13, 2009
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Vote (1)

Warriors, The (1979)

Luther: homicidal play-ee-yay mate.

Mar 2, 2009
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Vote (4)

Westworld (1973)

Tourist trap robots snap.

Mar 10, 2009
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Vote (5)

What About Bob? (1991)

Dreyfuss: Coyote. Murray: Roadrunner.

Jun 2, 2013
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Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)

Pipe full of Gloop.

Mar 9, 2009
Unscored

Vote (7)

Zorro, The Gay Blade (1981)

Bunny whips it out.

Mar 3, 2010
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