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Reviews by 'ci�nas'
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with a total of
862
reviews published to date.
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9 (2009)
Sewing, reaping.
Sep 26, 2009
Unscored
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(8)
Animal Farm (1999)
The pig society.
Mar 12, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Barbershop, The (1894)
Short. Cut.
Jan 17, 2010
Unscored
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(12)
Broadway Danny Rose (1984)
Green-eyed mobster.
Sep 12, 2010
Unscored
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(14)
Buda, Un (2005)
Koan brothers?
Oct 29, 2009
Unscored
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(9)
Chess Dispute, A (1903)
Board stupid.
Feb 6, 2010
Unscored
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(14)
Christmas Carol, A (2009)
Carrey's Christmas presences.
Dec 25, 2009
Unscored
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(11)
Dog Factory (1904)
Muttations.
Jan 23, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Einstein On The Beach: The Changing Image Of Opera (1986)
Opera: Glass's.
Nov 3, 2009
Unscored
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(11)
Ever After (1998)
Love is the drudge.
Feb 12, 2013
Unscored
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(7)
Extra Turn, The (1903)
Stage, struck singer.
Jan 24, 2010
Unscored
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(8)
Final Destination 3 (2006)
Ar3 w3 Th3r3 y3t?
Aug 29, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Final Destination, The (2009)
Finally, final final destination?
Aug 29, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Firm, The (2009)
Bex: suited, rebooted.
Apr 6, 2010
Unscored
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(11)
Fish Bait: The Movie (2009)
Men fish, Tennessee.
Sep 12, 2010
Unscored
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(7)
Good Hair (2009)
Nappy changing.
Jul 18, 2010
Unscored
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(7)
High Wind In Jamaica, A (1965)
Captain; kids; piracy.
Dec 31, 2009
Unscored
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(5)
Hisss (2010)
Sssound, bites.
Apr 15, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(12)
How To Use The Dial Telephone (1927)
Digital technology.
Dec 31, 2009
Unscored
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(18)
Human Centipede (First Sequence), The (2009)
Bottom feeders.
May 10, 2010
Unscored
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(16)
Infidel, The (2010)
Mahmud: who's Solly now?
Apr 9, 2010
Unscored
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(11)
Iron Lady, The (2011)
Minatory anti-miner Tory.
Dec 20, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Killer Toilet From Outer Space (2003)
ToilET.
Jan 17, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Matchmaker, The (1997)
Micks & match.
Aug 8, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(17)
New York City 'Ghetto' Fish Market (1903)
Catch on camera.
Jan 17, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Nowhere Boy (2009)
Larva.
Jan 30, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Pandora And The Flying Dutchman (1951)
Ava, tar.
Jan 4, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Radio Free Albemuth (2010)
Dickstopia.
Jun 7, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Rings (2017)
O3.
May 28, 2009
Unscored
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(8)
Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll (2010)
Spasticus artisticus.
Dec 4, 2009
Unscored
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(7)
Stuart Little (1999)
Eponymouse.
Oct 23, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Taken 2 (2012)
Taken back.
Sep 14, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Texas (1941)
Texas, Holden.
Dec 9, 2009
Unscored
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(16)
Thunderpants (2002)
Bad air days.
Nov 16, 2009
Unscored
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(12)
Trapeze Disrobing Act (1901)
Discarded clothes hanger.
Jan 13, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(11)
What Happened On Twenty-third Street, New York City (1901)
Breeze, knees.
Jan 15, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Captivity (2007)
Brothers keep her.
May 30, 2009
Scored 0/5
Vote
(6)
Carry On Columbus (1992)
New World, ancient jokes.
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(21)
Deadline (2009)
Women's cam pain.
Nov 9, 2009
Scored 0/5
Vote
(11)
Dinner For Schmucks (2010)
Dis courses.
Jan 28, 2011
Scored 0/5
Vote
(14)
Dirty Weekend (1993)
Death bitch.
Jun 21, 2009
Scored 0/5
Vote
(5)
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
Sheer carlessness.
Jul 9, 2009
Scored 0/5
Vote
(16)
Kill Kill Faster Faster (2008)
One-Way to find out.
Aug 6, 2010
Scored 0/5
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(8)
Mr. Bean's Holiday (2007)
Has-Bean returns.
May 15, 2007
Scored 0/5
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(10)
Rambo (2008)
RamBotox.
Mar 2, 2008
Scored 0/5
Vote
(19)
Revenge Of The Pink Panther (1978)
Clouseau: the sixth senselessness.
Mar 28, 2008
Scored 0/5
Vote
(8)
Room, The (2003)
Mush: Room.
Nov 3, 2009
Scored 0/5
Vote
(11)
Salvage (2009)
Cull-de-sac.
Jul 7, 2010
Scored 0/5
Vote
(6)
The Code (2009)
Faberg� egregious.
Jun 9, 2009
Scored 0/5
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(10)
Trail Of The Pink Panther (1982)
Outtakes exploit Sellers' market.
Jan 22, 2008
Scored 0/5
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(11)
Wolfhound (2002)
Curse of the werewoof.
Aug 8, 2010
Scored 0/5
Vote
(13)
World's Biggest Gang Bang (1995)
Fuck queue.
Nov 12, 2008
Scored 0/5
Vote
(28)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Carell: not fucking funny.
Aug 10, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
(17)
Black Dahlia, The (2006)
Short story, so long.
Aug 20, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
(7)
Boxing Helena (1993)
Limb0.
Jan 17, 2010
Scored 1/5
Vote
(17)
Brothers Bloom, The (2008)
Joyce schtick.
Nov 27, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
(13)
Ca$h (2010)
Bean counter.
Jun 24, 2010
Scored 1/5
Vote
(8)
Carry On Dick (1974)
Babs' baps; Sid's Dick.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(7)
Carry On Henry (1971)
King Leer.
Aug 12, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
(13)
Carry On Screaming! (1966)
Ooh, vada Ken's eek.
Aug 14, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
Confessions Of A Driving Instructor (1976)
Fucking L.
Sep 16, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
(13)
Confidence (2003)
King con.
Feb 7, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
(9)
Dead Babies (2000)
Weekend goes amis.
Sep 23, 2008
Scored 1/5
Vote
(6)
Elektra (2005)
Boring, becomes Elektra.
Nov 28, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(11)
Evolution (2001)
Highly evolved product placement.
Aug 24, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(7)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Yokel hero.
Nov 29, 2008
Scored 1/5
Vote
(19)
Green Street (2005)
Yank becomes firm believer.
Nov 30, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
Grumpier Old Men (1995)
Older rage.
Aug 13, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
(11)
Happening, The (2008)
Philadelphia. Wahlberg, leaves.
Aug 9, 2008
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
I.R.A.: King Of Nothing (2006)
Continuity errors.
Aug 1, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
(6)
Junior (1994)
Wonder womb man.
Dec 31, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
(24)
Little Man (2006)
Tiny Wayans, microscopic jokes.
Feb 1, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
Magnificent Seven Deadly Sins, The (1971)
Culpable yes, magnificent no.
Oct 25, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(8)
Martyrs (2008)
Afflaytus.
Jul 27, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
Monsignor (1982)
Superman's altar ego.
Nov 27, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(6)
Odd Couple II, The (1998)
Simon's geriatric jokes.
Jul 29, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
Oxford Murders, The (2008)
Whodonit.
Nov 30, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
(17)
Postman, The (1997)
Costner: snail male.
Dec 2, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(16)
Repo Men (2010)
Remy forg-gets.
Jun 21, 2011
Scored 1/5
Vote
(7)
Ring Two, The (2005)
0 new.
Nov 21, 2008
Scored 1/5
Vote
(8)
School For Scoundrels (2006)
Oneupmanshit.
Dec 29, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
(12)
Serbian Film, A (2010)
Cock-eyed allegory?
May 14, 2011
Scored 1/5
Vote
(6)
Seven Pounds (2008)
Lightweight tearjerker.
May 4, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
(8)
Shutter (2008)
Click & the dead.
Apr 8, 2010
Scored 1/5
Vote
(16)
Stay (2005)
Stay: no-go.
Jul 5, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
(13)
Suspect Zero (2004)
Kulok: killer killer killer.
Jan 1, 2010
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
Taking Of Pelham One Two Three, The (1998)
Achoo 2.
Oct 22, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
(7)
U-571 (2000)
Brits: missing in fiction.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(19)
What Women Want (2000)
Mel odious.
May 21, 2010
Scored 1/5
Vote
(12)
Whole Nine Yards, The (2000)
Neighbour: hood.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(23)
Wicker Man, The (2006)
Cage: char actor development.
Sep 8, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(14)
2012 (2009)
158 minutes? Armageddon bored.
Nov 20, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
(16)
21 (2008)
Rosa's hand over.
Oct 29, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
9 Songs (2004)
Groups, sex.
Sep 8, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
(11)
A Room With A View (2007)
Lucy: na�vety, perspicassidy.
Sep 20, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
(8)
Ab-normal Beauty (2004)
Wong, Wong, wrong!
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Adventures Of Barry McKenzie, The (1972)
Technicolour yawn.
Nov 3, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
All The Boys Love Mandy Lane (2006)
Heard alive; dead herd.
Sep 4, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Along Came Polly (2004)
Pollygyny.
Feb 21, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
(8)
American Pie (1999)
Teen pulls pudding.
Apr 17, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
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