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Reviews by 'BaftaBaby'
Current status of
Movie deity (Gold)
with a total of
14892
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'Gator Bait (1976)
Deputy denounces. Desiree decimates.
Oct 29, 2010
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(1)
1/20 (2010)
Punking POTUS.
Oct 30, 2013
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10 Items Or Less (2006)
Freeman, Vega: mutual service.
Mar 22, 2007
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(1)
100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out The Window And Disappeared, The (2013)
Karlsson blows up century.
Jul 22, 2014
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12/12/12 (2012)
Jesus' baby from Hell.
Feb 17, 2013
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13 Dead Men (2003)
Warden creams condemned Malachi.
Nov 8, 2012
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15 Minutes (2001)
Oleg, Emil; show tapes.
Feb 14, 2014
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18 Again! (1988)
Grandpa Burns up track.
Sep 8, 2006
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(6)
2 Days In The Valley (1996)
Herzfeld's crims' bloody spoof.
Oct 30, 2011
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20 Feet From Stardom (2013)
Hey! Back up, singers!
Jun 6, 2014
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(4)
2000 AD (2000)
Asian geeks stunt terrorists.
Aug 5, 2010
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21 Days (1940)
Will Wanda's Larry hang?
Feb 14, 2014
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21 Jump Street (2012)
Slapstick cops' substance jump.
Mar 17, 2012
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21 Up America (2006)
Quinn charts the majority.
Aug 5, 2010
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24 Hour Alert (1955)
Webb narrates Air Force.
Aug 9, 2010
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3 Acts Of Murder (2009)
Napoleon Rowles in Snow/y.
Aug 9, 2010
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3 Crosses (2009)
Linskis avenge brother's murder.
Aug 9, 2010
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35 Shots Of Rum (2008)
Denis's denizens desire depth.
Aug 10, 2010
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36 China Town (2006)
Sonia's gone. Karan's Goa-ing.
Aug 10, 2010
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4 Artists Paint 1 Tree: A Walt Disney 'Adventure In Art' (1964)
Disney stable's all arboreal.
Apr 22, 2014
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4.3.2.1 (2010)
Lovibond bonds with mates.
Dec 8, 2010
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(1)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Carrell: chaste four decades.
Nov 7, 2011
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(5)
4000 Euros (2008)
Sara saves nonsanguine sibling.
Aug 17, 2010
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42 (2013)
Rickey's team Branches out.
May 9, 2013
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4Chosen: The Documentary (2008)
Racist cops bang-bang ballers.
Jan 8, 2013
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5 Card Stud (1968)
Poker faces fall.
Aug 25, 2013
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50 Films To See Before You Die (2006)
Hollywooders recommend fifty.
Dec 18, 2012
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50 First Dates (2004)
Adam: Drew's first man?
Aug 7, 2012
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51 Bar (1985)
Aboutboul about boys.
Aug 24, 2010
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6:38: The Death Of Ronni Chasen (2014)
Ryan reviews Ronni.
Mar 25, 2014
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666: The Child (2006)
Media couple's devil child.
Aug 24, 2010
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7 Faces Of Dr. Lao (1964)
Mystical morpher shells Abalone.
Jul 12, 2011
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7 Years (2006)
Maitre's sex = prison currency.
Aug 31, 2010
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70,000 Witnesses (1932)
Slip does lateral damage.
Jul 14, 2008
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(1)
7th Dawn, The (1964)
Brits oppose Malay Reds.
Aug 31, 2010
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8 � Women (1999)
Emmenthal's Storey: happy ending.
May 13, 2007
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(3)
8 Crazy Nights (2002)
Excrement no laughing matter.
Dec 1, 2011
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8 Seconds (1994)
Frost's Tuff ride.
Feb 17, 2014
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8 x 10 Tasveer (2009)
Far-sighted Puri looks back.
Sep 6, 2010
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8: The Mormon Proposition (2010)
Mormons: less men. Queer.
Sep 6, 2010
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(2)
9/11 No More Pita Bread In The Lunch Bag (2003)
Khalil tells 9/11 tales.
Sep 11, 2010
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98 Octanas (2006)
Lopes' couple lope lamentably.
Sep 11, 2010
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9th September (2000)
Betty pursued by shark.
Sep 11, 2010
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A French Bicycle Corps (1902)
French cyclists dismantle bikes.
Aug 8, 2012
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A Girl, A Guy, And A Gob (1941)
Dot sweetens Coffee Cup.
Dec 8, 2013
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A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charles Swan III (2012)
Star supports Swan's search.
Aug 12, 2013
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(4)
A Little Bit Of Holding Back And A Lot Of Letting Go (2014)
Rabbit invests in Soul.
Mar 11, 2014
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� Ma Soeur! (2001)
Sisters conned into sex.
May 18, 2013
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(4)
A Night In Old Mexico (2013)
Tex Red's Mex spree.
Jan 5, 2014
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A*P*E (1976)
Tom Rose. Ape fell.
Mar 2, 2010
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(1)
A-Team, The (2010)
Face in frame.
Jun 27, 2014
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A.C.O.D. (2013)
Adam: disturbed by divorce.
Sep 25, 2013
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(1)
Abominable (2019)
Animated Yi, adorable Yeti.
Sep 29, 2019
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(1)
Abraham Lincoln (1930)
Huston's Abe portrayed honestly.
Jul 16, 2012
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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
Vampires fight unCivil War.
Sep 25, 2013
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(3)
According To Spencer (2001)
Jesse spawns porn. Sorta.
Apr 29, 2010
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(1)
Adam & Steve (2005)
NY-ers swing both ways.
Feb 21, 2014
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Adam Resurrected (2008)
Stein finds maligned 'canine'.
Jun 10, 2009
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(6)
Addicted To His Love (1988)
Scheming Bostwick dips wick.
Jul 22, 2014
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Addiction (2003)
Bobby becomes brutal.
Jul 22, 2014
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Addiction (2004)
Jonna wants more johns.
Jul 22, 2014
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(3)
Adjustment Bureau, The (2011)
Damon defies deity's dictat.
Oct 21, 2014
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Adoration (2008)
Strangers support Simon's simlife.
Jan 9, 2010
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(3)
Adventures Of Pluto Nash, The (2002)
Tony orbits near Pluto.
Jan 25, 2013
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Adventures Of Power (2008)
Gold holds Power.
Jan 11, 2011
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(1)
Adventures Of The Penguin King (2012)
Quasi-comical King Rex.
Feb 27, 2014
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Aeon Flux (2005)
Flux against Badchild.
Jun 27, 2014
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Affair Of The Necklace, The (2001)
Swank's reckless; cons necklace.
May 29, 2007
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(3)
Affection (2002)
Jeremy's fucks: dead cert.
May 16, 2008
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(1)
Afflicted (2013)
Peripatetic pals meet monsters.
Apr 16, 2014
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(1)
Afghan Muscles (2006)
Hamid rebuilds post-9/11 power.
Jan 28, 2010
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After Dark, My Sweet (1990)
Escaped Collie still leashed.
Feb 1, 2014
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After The End (2005)
Pennsylvanian post-nuclear zombies: dope.
Jan 26, 2011
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(1)
Afterglow (1997)
Handyman's is Lucky Mann.
Jun 27, 2014
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Against A Crooked Sky (1975)
Bellamy massacres Native Americans.
Nov 2, 2006
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(2)
Against All Odds (1984)
Jake's Wise to ex-jock.
Sep 3, 2012
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Agent Cody Banks (2003)
CIA: Banks' account.
Apr 20, 2010
Unscored
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(8)
Aileen: Life And Death Of A Serial Killer (2003)
Directing Wuornos' last words.
Aug 25, 2013
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Air America (1990)
Corrupt CIA flies high.
Oct 17, 2013
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(1)
Airplane! (1980)
Airplane crashes comedy barrier.
Nov 3, 2009
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(6)
Airspeed (1998)
Stones going down.
Nov 16, 2012
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(2)
Alamo Bay (1985)
Harris remembers Alamo, Vietnam.
Apr 3, 2007
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(2)
Alamo, The (2004)
Texians? Santa Ana blows!
Sep 25, 2012
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Ali Baba Et Les Quarante Voleurs (1907)
Chom�n shoots colourful thieves.
Sep 22, 2007
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(1)
Alias Nick Beal (1949)
Ray's the Devil!
Mar 11, 2013
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(3)
Aliens Of The Deep (2005)
Cameron, NASA get profound.
Jan 23, 2014
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Alita: Battle Angel (2019)
Cameron's Angel: future Frankenstein?
Jan 23, 2014
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(1)
All About The Benjamins (2002)
Hunter, script Cubed.
Dec 8, 2012
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All Babes Want To Kill Me (2004)
Colin's chipped his colon.
Feb 27, 2007
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(2)
All Cheerleaders Die (2001)
McKee coaches Lucky son.
May 7, 2009
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(1)
All Or Nothing (2002)
Phil's in for Penny.
Jun 25, 2013
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(3)
All The Boys Are Called Patrick (1959)
Patrick lets down pick-ups.
Aug 1, 2011
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(2)
All The Little Animals (1998)
Bobby fears Winter, Summers.
Sep 11, 2006
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(4)
Alladin And The Wonderful Lamp (1900)
Alladin's soundless appearance.
Jul 15, 2013
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Alligator (1980)
Ramon bulks up underground.
Nov 5, 2010
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Alligator II: The Mutation (1991)
Hawk hunts underground.
Nov 5, 2010
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(1)
Alps, The (2007)
Harlin in dad's snow-prints.
May 10, 2013
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Altitude (2010)
Sara flies horrorably high.
Nov 19, 2010
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Amateur Gymnast, No. 2 (1894)
Dickson recaptures flipper.
Apr 16, 2008
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Ambush (1999)
Fiancee foils soldier's sortie.
Mar 6, 2013
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