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Fifth Element, The (1997) |
| 132 reviews |
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Film rated 3.9 / 5
(Chick rating: 3.4 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3.9 / 5)
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| Oldman baked, Willis faked. |
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| McClane drives flying cab. |
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| Bib Fortuna's cousin sings. |
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| Leeloo falls into Dallas. |
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| Milla in Gaultier- ravishing. |
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| Superbeing wears orange straps. |
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| Tentacled singer contains stones. |
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| Milla fondles Bruce's stones. |
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| Cabby loses cruise control. |
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| Ludicrous, camp, colourful, French. |
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| 'Blade Runner', but horrid. |
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| Perfect being saves planet. |
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| Beautiful sets. Willis tolerable. |
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| Tucker destroys good movie. |
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| Earth saved by Boogiewonderland!! |
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| Bruce knobs supreme being. |
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| Oldman craves old stones. |
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| Futuristic bollocks makes nostalgiac! |
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| Space vehicle Bruce's strangest. |
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| Diva's death endangers Earth. |
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| Cabbie Willis finds stones. |
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| ...Wind, Fire... ginger girl? |
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| Thick DNA thins Jovovich. |
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| Besson's SF cabbie: Willis? |
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| Apartment: multiple hiding places. |
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| Plavalaguna has kidney stones. |
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| Korben 'negotiates'. Several die! |
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| Dallas flies to Paradise. |
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| Korben wins prize, unexpectedly. |
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| Big 'blob' attacks Earth. |
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| Besson's 'Taxi', in future. |
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| Oldman re-activates Elemental evil. |
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| Cab Driver saves universe. |
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| Elemental, my dear Korben. |
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| Furious Bruce, hidden element. |
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| Bruce wins rigged croquet. |
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| Willis removes Gall stones. |
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| Bruce's futuristic 'Dye' Hard. |
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| Willis fucks alien chick. |
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| Oldman hams, Milla bangs. |
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| Hideously annoying black stereotype. |
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| Milla perfect being? Believable. |
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| Jean-Paul Gaultier designs. |
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| Milla good. Oldman BAAAAD! |
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| Air, water, wind, fire...? |
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| Future bright, hair orange. |
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| Perfect Milla bandaged up. |
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| Racist, sexist, French crap. |
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| Oldman with ugly sidekicks. |
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| Ancient stones destroy evil. |
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| Half-naked alien kicks butt. |
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| Haute couture saves world. |
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| Jovovich learns fake language. |
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| Fashion show action flick. |
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| Operatic sci-fi cartoon explosion. |
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| Supermodel saves the world. |
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| Futuristic Cabbie Clobbers Fate. |
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| Costume designer's wet dream. |
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| Willis recreates acid dream. |
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| Perfect woman small breasted. |
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| Milla's outfit steals film! |
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| What's fifth element? Boredom. |
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| Future's bright, future's orange. |
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| Ballsy Willis retrieves stones. |
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| Oldman follows red hairing. |
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