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#1 Cheerleader Camp (2010)
Cutups crave camping cuties.
Dec 23, 2012
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$5 A Day (2008)
Conman, son: Walken tall.
May 5, 2010
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'?' Motorist, The (1906)
AutO-rings.
Mar 24, 2011
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'Burbs, The (1989)
Hanks conks suburban Klopeks.
Nov 27, 2005
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'Star Wars': A Musical Journey (2005)
Darth Vader, D major.
May 16, 2006
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...Pour Un Maillot Jaune (1965)
Lelouch shoots bike trek.
Jul 23, 2006
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10 Promises To My Dog (2008)
Smaller Socks shocks.
Jul 4, 2011
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10 Rillington Place (1971)
Dickie likes dead birds.
Jan 10, 2006
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10 Rules For Sleeping Around (2013)
Perfect 10s' Top Ten.
Sep 26, 2013
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10,000 Dollars (1915)
Lloyd has five figures.
May 18, 2006
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100 Million BC (2008)
Displaced dino duels D-listers.
Aug 17, 2010
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100 Years Of Horror: Scream Queens (1996)
Caterwauling harpies sell popcorn.
Nov 1, 2006
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1000 Cumshots (2003)
Millipeter.
Apr 20, 2006
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1000 Voices (2009)
Hawkins hawks newbies.
Apr 18, 2011
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102 Dalmatians (2000)
102: Cruella than ever!
Sep 26, 2005
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11 Harrowhouse (1974)
Rockless Grodin plans heist.
Oct 24, 2005
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11:14 (2003)
Quintet collides near midnight.
Oct 11, 2006
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11th Hour, The (2007)
Leo speaks for Earth.
Aug 20, 2008
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12 Years A Slave (2013)
Southern slavery: sleaze, McQueen!
Feb 24, 2013
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13 Frightened Girls! (1963)
Swiss sweeties ruffle Russians.
Dec 2, 2012
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13th Grade (2005)
Students oppose extra year.
Feb 19, 2012
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15 Minutes (2001)
Baddies video for airtime.
Oct 17, 2005
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18 Year Old Virgin (2009)
Katie struggles with virtue.
Dec 23, 2012
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1925 Studio Tour (1925)
Newly hatched Metro preens.
Sep 16, 2007
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20 Dates (1998)
Women try Myles: score!
Jul 23, 2006
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20 Feet From Stardom (2013)
Backups get their closeups.
Mar 3, 2013
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20 Year Itch (2015)
BMOC visits after score.
Jul 25, 2013
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2012 Doomsday (2008)
Everhart slings Mayan bullshit.
Feb 18, 2013
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2012: Time For Change (2010)
Woo-woos display planetary plan.
Feb 4, 2011
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2046 (2004)
Leung train ride's past.
Apr 2, 2007
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21 Days (1940)
Olivier's remorse: still hanging?
Dec 25, 2011
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21 Jump Street (2012)
Depp graduates at '21'.
May 12, 2011
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21 Up (1977)
Much-photographed Brits turn adult.
Jul 23, 2006
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21 Up America (2006)
Yanks elevate British idea.
Jan 1, 2011
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28 Weeks Later (2007)
Speedy zombies multiply, divide.
Aug 6, 2007
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3 Needles (2005)
AIDS, Liu ruin village.
Aug 6, 2012
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3 Ninjas Kick Back (1994)
Kick-ass trio times two.
May 14, 2012
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3-D Safari (2000)
Jungle's in your face!
Jul 23, 2006
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30 Days Of Night: Dark Days (2010)
Eben's wife: vampire strife!
Apr 19, 2012
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30 Frames A Second: The WTO In Seattle (2000)
Anti-trade hooligans storm Seattle.
Jul 23, 2006
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300: Rise Of An Empire (2014)
Spartans fight for Eva.
Feb 6, 2012
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33 Postcards (2011)
Chinese orphan, Pearcing sponsor.
May 11, 2013
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48 Hours To Romance (2003)
Horror filmmakers try romance.
Aug 18, 2005
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4th Tenor, The (2002)
Bird makes Rodney warble.
Apr 12, 2011
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52 Pick-Up (1986)
Stalking Scheider's secret squeeze.
Aug 23, 2009
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6000 Enemies (1939)
Pidgeon does hard time.
Apr 21, 2006
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7 Women (1966)
Bancroft helps Ford out.
Sep 23, 2008
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7-10 Split (2007)
Bowlers try striking femmes.
Mar 22, 2012
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84 Charing Cross Road (1987)
Pre-owned bookies hook up.
Feb 18, 2010
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A Fireside Chat With Lionel Barrymore (1938)
Leo, the Lionel.
Dec 17, 2012
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A Girl And A Gun (2013)
Phony mogul cons wannabe.
May 7, 2010
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A Guy Named Joe (1943)
Dead flyboy gets wings.
Apr 21, 2009
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A Home At The End Of The World (2004)
Threesome faces 80s NYC.
Apr 29, 2006
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A Many Splintered Thing (2014)
Babe spurns, inspires scribbler.
Aug 2, 2013
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� Nos Amours (1983)
Sexy Suzanne: massive macking.
Oct 30, 2010
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A Thousand Kisses Deep (2011)
Shrink freaks patient, audience.
Aug 2, 2013
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A-List, The (2001)
Heavenly pitch, agent bitch.
Feb 19, 2012
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Abbott And Costello Meet The Invisible Man (1951)
Comics face Universal Unseeable.
Aug 8, 2005
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Abbott And Costello Meet The Mummy (1955)
Comic twosome, embalmee gruesome.
Jul 23, 2005
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ABCD (1999)
Yank Indians bump bods.
May 22, 2012
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Abe Lincoln In Illinois (1940)
Lincoln survives Massey's essay.
Sep 24, 2007
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About Adam (2000)
Adam: a family affair!
Jun 8, 2013
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About the Pink Sky (2011)
Stolen dough brings happiness!
Aug 16, 2013
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Above Us The Waves (1955)
Twirps take Tirpitz out.
Feb 17, 2013
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Absent Without Leave (1992)
Wifely desertion edits Ed.
Dec 12, 2011
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Absolute Beginners (1986)
Bowie's Brit teen musical.
Sep 15, 2005
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Accattone (1961)
Pimp loses meal ticket.
Aug 8, 2012
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According To Spencer (2001)
Ribisi sis pens, thesps.
Mar 9, 2008
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Aces High (1976)
McDowell pilots, gets high.
Sep 2, 2009
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Across The Pacific (1942)
Booted Bogey jolts Japs.
Oct 28, 2008
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Act Of Vengeance (1986)
Yablonski opposes mine-blowers.
Apr 28, 2010
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Acting: Lee Strasberg And The Actors Studio (1981)
Method mints matinee idols.
Sep 2, 2013
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Action Jackson (1988)
Weathers displays Vanity nicely.
Mar 20, 2006
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Active Stealth (1999)
Sneaky plane's Mexican revenge.
Dec 11, 2006
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Actor's And Sin (1952)
Erotic author: age nine!
Jun 1, 2006
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Adam And Eve (1912)
The First Family.
Apr 21, 2006
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Adam At 6 A.M. (1970)
Cloistered egghead's new line.
Jul 13, 2006
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Addiction, The (1995)
Lili contracts vampire jones.
Sep 6, 2005
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Admiral Cigarette (1897)
Edison's smokers in silence.
Jul 23, 2006
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Admiral Dewey At State House, Boston (1899)
Salt arrives in Beantown.
Dec 18, 2006
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Admiral Dewey Landing At Gibraltar (1899)
Salt hits Rock, survives.
Dec 18, 2006
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Admiral Dewey Leading Land Parade (1899)
Marchers strut before sailor.
Dec 18, 2006
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Admiral Dewey Taking Leave Of Washington Committee On The U.S. Cruiser 'Olympia' (1899)
DCers split, Admiral waves.
Dec 18, 2006
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Admission (2013)
Princeton and the popper.
Mar 28, 2013
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Admissions (2004)
Conked Emily unites family.
Nov 13, 2013
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Adventurer, The (1917)
Con Chaplin's chase caper.
Apr 3, 2006
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Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn, The (1939)
Mick does Huck.
Jul 10, 2010
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Adventures Of Ociee Nash, The (2003)
Redneck attains sophisticated Carolina.
Mar 26, 2012
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Afraid Of The Dark (1991)
Blind boy's fearful fantasies.
Apr 3, 2007
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Africa's Elephant Kingdom (1998)
Pachyderm clan seeks survival.
Jul 23, 2006
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African Cats (2011)
Disney's felines: rated GRRR.
May 4, 2011
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African Elephant, The (1971)
Pachyderm hogs entire picture.
Aug 20, 2010
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After Dark, My Sweet (1990)
Ward can't hold fighter.
Aug 21, 2011
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After Earth (2013)
Will gets spacy Night.
Feb 24, 2013
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After Sex (2007)
8X, havin' sex.
Jun 27, 2012
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After The Fox (1966)
Hollies serenade Sellers shit.
Mar 10, 2011
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After.Life (2009)
Mortician prepares chick's Styx.
Apr 7, 2010
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Against The Current (2009)
Hudson calls dumbass swimmer.
Mar 10, 2012
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Against The Ropes (2004)
Rope-a-Meg.
Dec 8, 2004
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Age Isn't Everything (1991)
Astro-naught grows wrinkles.
Aug 28, 2011
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