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'Foxy Grandpa' Shows Boys He Is A Magician (1902)
Fantastic 'Mr Fox' prestidigitates.
Jun 8, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
'Tis The Season To Be Smurfy (1987)
Merry X'Smurf.
Aug 20, 2005
Unscored
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(13)
'Tis The Season To Be Smurfy (1987)
Get Smurfed for Christmas.
Nov 29, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Magnificent 7? Four Short.
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
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(16)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Mail plane has balls.
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Lust tango on Paris.
Feb 18, 2005
Unscored
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(13)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Salomon in-seine heiress.
May 14, 2005
Unscored
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(5)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Salomon's ho movie.
May 14, 2005
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(11)
10 (1979)
Midget Moore, bouncy Bo(obs).
Oct 15, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
101 Dalmatians (1996)
Close graduates beyond bunnies.
Dec 8, 2004
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(3)
101 Dalmatians (1996)
Cruella contemplates canine coats.
Dec 8, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Virgin verging on middle-age.
Oct 1, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Andy golden showers self.
May 24, 2006
Unscored
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(9)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
40 years. 1 minute.
May 24, 2006
Unscored
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(16)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Carell regrows chest rug.
May 22, 2006
Unscored
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(5)
43: The Richard Petty Story (1974)
NASCAR racing is Petty.
Dec 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
8 Mile (2002)
Rapper's metre goes distance.
Jan 28, 2005
Unscored
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(5)
8 Mile (2002)
Rabbit's tests prove positive.
Aug 19, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
8 Mile (2002)
Eminem. Brown on inside?
Sep 25, 2005
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(10)
8 Mile (2002)
Skanky ho-tographer screws Rabbit.
Aug 20, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Abbott And Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)
Nuts and bolt.
Dec 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Accomodating Cow, The (1902)
Heifer milked for laughs.
May 14, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
According To Plan: The Story Of Modern Sidewalls For The Homes Of America (1952)
Cladding asbestos it gets.
Dec 13, 2004
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(6)
Adam And Eve (1912)
Ribbed. For his pleasure.
May 18, 2006
Unscored
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(32)
All Night Long (1962)
Othello gets groove, Shakespeare.
Dec 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Alvin And The Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009)
Chipmunks go to school!
Jan 3, 2010
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Amazing Grace (2006)
Finney pens gospel standard.
Aug 30, 2007
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Amazing Grace (2006)
The Fantastic (Wilber)force.
Aug 30, 2007
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(1)
Amputating A Leg (1902)
Leg end cut down.
Jun 15, 2005
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(8)
Amputating A Leg (1902)
Leg becomes sore point.
Jun 15, 2005
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(5)
Amputating A Leg (1902)
Leg-end. Off it falls.
Jul 20, 2005
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(11)
Amputating A Leg (1902)
Cut and (can't) run.
Jul 20, 2005
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(1)
Anal Excursions 5 (2006)
Ben English, bend over.
Aug 12, 2007
Unscored
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And The Band Played On (1993)
Auto-immune Infection Destroys Silently.
May 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Animal Farm (1954)
Poor(k) management.
Nov 18, 2004
Unscored
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(7)
Antarctica (1983)
15 dogs, 2 survive.
May 5, 2006
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(1)
Are We There Yet? (2005)
Cube, brats trash car.
Nov 17, 2014
Unscored
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Around The World In Eighty Days (1956)
Don't forget your Passepartout.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
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(8)
Around The World In Eighty Days (1956)
Timely Fogg rolls in.
Dec 9, 2004
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(9)
Asterix In Britain (1986)
Ancient rugby. Gauls, bladder.
Dec 21, 2004
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(3)
Asterix Versus Caesar (1985)
Caesar finds Gauls galling.
Dec 21, 2004
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(7)
Australia (2008)
Kidman is 'in continent'.
Nov 7, 2008
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(2)
Avatar (2009)
Paraplegic Worthington goes native.
Dec 12, 2009
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(1)
Babel (2006)
Kids; don't shoot buses.
Mar 25, 2008
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(2)
Babel (2006)
Blanchett's Moroccan Pitt-fall.
Mar 20, 2008
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Babel (2006)
Pitt-iful Road to Morocco.
Mar 20, 2008
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Bad Santa (2003)
Secrete Santa.
Nov 22, 2004
Unscored
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(19)
Bang The Drum Slowly (1973)
De Niro pushes up Gardenias.
Jul 4, 2005
Unscored
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(6)
Barbie: Fairytopia (2005)
Barbie gets her wings.
Mar 24, 2005
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(1)
Battle Of The River Plate, The (1956)
Plate's silence shattered.
Dec 28, 2004
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(2)
Battle Of The River Plate, The (1956)
German raider Graf-ic-Lee destroyed.
Feb 27, 2005
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(5)
Bee Movie (2007)
Seinfeld. B-grade actor.
Jan 31, 2008
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(1)
Beheading A Chinese Boxer (1900)
Chin is removed.
Jun 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Beowulf (2007)
'I am Beowulf!' Repeat.
Nov 27, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, The (2011)
Wilkinson has gay closure.
Oct 5, 2012
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(1)
Bestiality (1976)
Owner loves sausage dog.
Aug 20, 2005
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(3)
Bewitched (2005)
This time Darrin's Dick-less.
Jul 20, 2005
Unscored
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(6)
Big (1988)
Elizabeth Perkins, unwitting cougar.
Aug 22, 2010
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Big Hero 6 (2014)
Medic's heroic sacrifice inflated.
Apr 24, 2015
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(1)
Bill Clinton: Rock & Roll President (1997)
Puffing (not inhaling) Billy.
Feb 8, 2005
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(3)
Black Like Me (1964)
Whitmore 'becomes' Afro-American.
Feb 23, 2005
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(2)
Black Like Me (1964)
Whitmore: White no more.
Feb 23, 2005
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(9)
Black Like Me (1964)
Whitmore joins 'dark side'.
Jun 5, 2006
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(1)
Black Like Me (1964)
'Dark side' joined temporarily.
Jun 5, 2006
Unscored
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(6)
Black Like Me (1964)
Whitmore becomes more black.
Jun 5, 2006
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Black Sheep (2006)
When sheep go baaad.
May 7, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Black Sheep (2006)
Raaampage.
May 7, 2007
Unscored
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(4)
Black Sheep (2006)
New Zealander's ultimate nightmare.
May 8, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Black Sheep (2006)
GE farmer loves ewe.
Jul 18, 2008
Unscored
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Black Sheep (2006)
Baa-mageddon.
Jul 12, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Blob, The (1958)
Had them at Jell-o.
Aug 7, 2010
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Bobby Jones, Stroke Of Genius (2004)
Jesus loves birdies.
Aug 9, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Boogie Nights (1997)
Marky Mark's rise, fall.
May 31, 2014
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Book Of Eli, The (2010)
Alcatraz. Cradle of civilisation?!
Aug 15, 2010
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(1)
Book Of Eli, The (2010)
Eli aces bible memorisation.
Aug 22, 2010
Unscored
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Born On The Fourth Of July (1989)
Cruise wrestles with paraplegia.
May 29, 2006
Unscored
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(7)
Bottle Shock (2008)
Brown chardonnay outclasses French.
Oct 5, 2009
Unscored
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(1)
Bottle Shock (2008)
Californian chard of class!
Oct 5, 2009
Unscored
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(1)
Boxing Cats (Prof. Welton's), The (1894)
Punch and bobcats.
Jan 25, 2005
Unscored
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(5)
Breasts (1996)
There's something about (mam)mary.
May 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004)
Renee. Same ass before.
Dec 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia (1974)
Robbin' head.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
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(6)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Cowboys 'wear' other chaps.
Jan 21, 2006
Unscored
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(6)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Jake queers the Ledger.
Jan 10, 2006
Unscored
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(12)
Burger & The King: The Life & Cuisine Of Elvis Presley, The (1996)
Love 'eM Tender.
Jul 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Burger & The King: The Life & Cuisine Of Elvis Presley, The (1996)
Wooden He-arteries.
Jul 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Burger & The King: The Life & Cuisine Of Elvis Presley, The (1996)
The King & fries.
Jul 24, 2006
Unscored
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(18)
Butterfly Effect, The (2004)
Ashton punk'd future, past.
Mar 26, 2009
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Calendar Girls (2003)
Is Saguary a month?
Aug 13, 2004
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(27)
Calendar Girls (2003)
A wrinkle in time.
Aug 13, 2004
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(27)
Calendar Girls (2003)
Calendar. Sagacious money spinner.
Aug 13, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Calendar Girls (2003)
Raisin Helen.
Aug 21, 2004
Unscored
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(20)
Calendar Girls (2003)
Show Girdles.
Nov 28, 2005
Unscored
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(4)
Cannibal Hookers (1987)
'Eat me!' Hookers comply.
Oct 25, 2005
Unscored
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(10)
Capote (2005)
Truman's subsequent novels? Kaput.
Apr 19, 2006
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(2)
Carrie (1976)
Carrie's bloody Maine event.
Dec 26, 2004
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(1)
Casino Royale (2006)
Brosnan out, Craig in.
Jun 24, 2006
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Casualties Of War (1989)
Soldier Penn Fox up.
Mar 21, 2005
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(1)
Cattle Driven To Slaughter (1897)
Black cow down.
Feb 20, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Celsius 41.11: The Temperature At Which The Brain... Begins To Die (2004)
Hot heads attack I(ra)Q.
Dec 28, 2004
Unscored
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