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What Would Jesus Drive?

(2005)
73 reviews
Film rated 3 / 5  (Guy rating: 3 / 5)
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Jesus' car dies, resurrects.
Gentleman Ghost 
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Messiah acts in Accord.
calmer 
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Christ in a Chrysler.
knockmesilly 
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Triumph of the skies.
Chris C 
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Passion Cabrolet of Christ.
boydegg 
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Nissan Jewke.
knockmesilly 
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Pewgeot.
knockmesilly 
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Honda Pilote? Not.
knockmesilly 
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Christ on a bike!
tortoise 
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A G(od) M(obile).
MguyX 
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Wouldn't Corvette his neighbours.
Rovark 
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A chartreuse microbus.
duh 
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Toyota Prayus.
knockmesilly 
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Honda way to heaven.
Chris C 
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Jesus mobile.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Fast Acceleration of Christ.
The General 
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Nailed to a Chryslerfix.
Ken 
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Holy hovercraft?
ChocolateLady 
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SUV: Savior's Utility Van.
lemmycaution 
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Lord be with Subaru?
Paddy C 
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Holy (Seat) Toledo!
Paddy C 
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Buddha has better car-ma.
The General 
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Jesus saves... on gas.
Gentleman Ghost 
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Christ in a car.
randall 
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Ponti(f)ac?
ChocolateLady 
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Obviously not an Avenger.
Koli 
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J-Isuzu.
Alan Smithee 
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O holy ride?
BaftaBaby 
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Jesus driving HeaVan.
BaftaBaby 
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GM = God's Mazda?
RockGolf 
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If Jesus Saves, Yugo.
Sludge 
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A JeSUV?
soda 
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Christians ponder in-car-nation.
Whippersnapper. 
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The Lord in-Car-nate.
Paddy C 
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First Holy roller.
silly 
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Gas guzzlers grieve God.
SixFourian 
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J.C. Cruiser.
w22dheartlivie 
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Secondhand, gas-converted Popemobile.
Shiv 
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Station wagon of Cross?
BaftaBaby 
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A Jesuzuki?
soda 
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Honda Accord- Acts 2:1.
Tori 
  Vote (7)   
An e-van-gelical vehicle.
Paddy C 
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Deityhatsu.
Alan Smithee 
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The Lord drives Ford?
RockGolf 
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Alfa and Omega.
tortoise 
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Lamborghini of God.
Whippersnapper. 
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Via Della Roadster.
Whippersnapper. 
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Yugo to heaven.
MguyX 
  Vote (10)   
A mass-production vehicle.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (10)   
Masserati.
Whippersnapper. 
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Passionwagon of the Christ.
Paddy C 
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Hosanna in the Prius.
Paddy C 
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Christ-ler Crossfire?
Koli 
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A Ford Anglican?
Koli 
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Car nation > tarnation.
SixFourian 
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Mary Mazdalene.
Whippersnapper. 
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He'd stop at Crosswalk.
The General 
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Jesus Christ Supercar.
soda 
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Last Transportation Of Christ.
soda 
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Papal carrier.
SixFourian 
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An altar-mobile?
Koli 
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Buick LaCross.
Mr Savoir Faire 
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Godillac.
Ali 
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Papal Fiat.
Whippersnapper. 
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Drive?? Just Hail Mary!
Whippersnapper. 
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Jesus SUVs!
Whippersnapper. 
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Entered Jerusalem in Triumph.
Koli 
  Vote (21)   
Messiahrati.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (21)   
eVANgelism.
SixFourian 
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A Jesus Christler?
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (24)   
The Last Supra.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (26)   
... besides moneylenders from temple?
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (45)   
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