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Galactic empire, easily conquered!! |
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Space-orb destroyed! Again? |
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Rebels enforce regime change. |
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Cub Scouts beat stormtroopers. |
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Ewoks worse than Jar-Jar. |
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Carrie 'Golden Bikini' Fisher. |
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Quadruple amputee in inferno. |
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Luke's Freudian family issues. |
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Furbies foil Empire takeover. |
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Luke becomes Jedi Knight. |
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Endor endures outdoor Wars. |
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Luke touches father's helmet. |
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Leia finds slug repellent. |
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Anakin joins former Jedi. |
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Leia chain-garrotes Jabba. |
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Hutt plugged, Emperor mugged. |
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Endor trees smash Stormtroopers! |
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Average. Teddies save universe. |
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Ewoks, happy family ending... |
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Shoot those bloody Ewoks! |
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Midget hairballs destroy empire. |
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Emperor zaps, takes dive. |
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Skimpy Leia serves Jabba. |
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Han, Jabba, 'happy ending'. |
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Ewoks help destroy Empire. |
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Rebels exploit primitive natives. |
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Fett screams girlishly, dies. |
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Leia strangles overgrown grub. |
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Slobba seduces Skywalker's sister. |
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Death Star destroyed, again! |
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Father dies protecting son. |
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Rebellion over, teddies win! |
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Adding Ewoks: Lucas's mistake. |
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Family reunion Lucas-style. |
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Death Star rebuilt, demolished. |
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Luke's incestuous desires quenched. |
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Luke chokes Jabba's orcs. |
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Muppets fight Stormtroopers. *Sigh*. |
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Ewoks heroes: just forcical. |
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Semi-nude Leia strangles Jabba. |
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Lando redeemed, Boba creamed. |
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Jedi, Yoda, returning is. |
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Vader hands Luke nothing. |
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Luke meets estranged papa. |
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Mini-wookies assist rebellion. |
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Anakin fulfills the prophecy. |
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Aggro teddies ruin trilogy. |
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Powerful Jedi, stupid Ewoks. |
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Decent, despite teddy bears. |
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Stormtroopers not bear-proof. |
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Fett's ignominious desert death. |
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Emperor falls from grace. |
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Midgets behold Luke's lightsaber. |
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Skywalkers overcome dark side. |
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Anakin's redemption, galaxy's salvation. |
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Boba checks Sarlacc's tonsils. |
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Solo saved, Emperor eliminated. |
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Black character dies last? |
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Fett begins millennial digestion. |
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Empire reboots Death Star. |
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Vader kills emporer, self. |
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Saccharine Jedi curtain call. |
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Trekkie's tribbles get spears. |
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