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Drama, Romance
Jane Campion
Jane Campion
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Harvey Keitel
Sam Neill
Cliff Curtis
Holly Hunter
Anna Paquin
Ian Mune
Kerry Walker
Greg Johnson
Rose McIver
Genevi�ve Lemon
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Piano, The

(1993)
96 reviews
Film rated 3.4 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.8 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.3 / 5)
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Joanna Dumbly - Piano Instrumental.
Willy Weasel 
  Vote (1)   
Keyboard goes overboard.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (2)   
Cute mute marries brute.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (13)   
Mute is spoken for.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (8)   
Silent Pianist.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (3)   
Mute gives Keitel lessons.
Tori 
  Vote    
Mute woman requires piano.
Tori 
  Vote    
Harvey's manicurist skills suspect.
Tilde 
  Vote    
Holly gets piano, penis.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (3)   
Sex and Piano lessons.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (8)   
Campion captures Keitel's can.
The Amazing Rando! 
  Vote (2)   
Mail order bride hell!
SwissArmyKnife 
  Vote (2)   
Mute musician marvels Maori.
Stone Junction 
  Vote    
Neill gets the finger.
Stalean 
  Vote (10)   
Keitel shows Pianist, depressing.
Stacky 
  Vote (1)   
Holly, wood.
soda 
  Vote (6)   
Hunter silent? Naked? Bravo!
slug 
  Vote    
A bone and ivory.
Sludge 
  Vote (5)   
Keitel: no strings attached.
Sludge 
  Vote (11)   
Speechless. NZ atoll.
Sludge 
  Vote (6)   
Keitel tickles the ovary.
Sludge 
  Vote (5)   
Moko'd Keitel exposes Kiwis.
Skunk Puppet 
  Vote (1)   
Piano dunked, Holly humped.
shadowman 
  Vote    
Marriage mockery, Maori-age marvellous.
Rovark 
  Vote    
Rachmaninov harder after Chopfingerov.
Rich 
  Vote (8)   
Hunter: Pianist. Keitel: Penis.
redPen 
  Vote (6)   
Holly memorizes lines overnight!
redPen 
  Vote (1)   
Holly does Marceau.
randall 
  Vote (7)   
Holly plays, doesn't sing.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (2)   
Damn, cover up Keitel.
Pumpkin 
  Vote    
Holly tickles Keitel's ivory.
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote (3)   
Hunter's pianist + Keitel's penis.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
There's Something About Maori.
Parrylel 
  Vote (17)   
Keitel, naked, strokes instrument.
paperfolder 
  Vote (6)   
Holly's 'keys' to success.
NYLancelot 
  Vote (2)   
Keitel covets his pianist.
noncentz 
  Vote (1)   
Neill scales back Holly.
mr_kit 
  Vote (1)   
Keitel gives Holly melody.
mr_kit 
  Vote    
Holly plays. Harvey fiddles.
Montgomery 
  Vote (5)   
Loses finger, gains Keitel.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
Hunter hits a chord.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Keitel unveils his instrument.
Montgomery 
  Vote (3)   
Piano rockin'? No knockin'.
Montgomery 
  Vote (4)   
Quiet Hunter wounds many.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
Keitel prefers playing Hunter.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
Teacher tantalizes tatted Keitel.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
Pianist prefers neighbor's organ.
Montgomery 
  Vote (6)   
Campion champions dumb pianist.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (3)   
Cuckolded Stewart releases bird.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (1)   
Keitel, fingers, pianist.
MguyX 
  Vote (1)   
Hunter silently wins Keitel.
MelissaS 
  Vote    
Hunter plays 'Chopped-sticks'.
Markandlain 
  Vote (10)   
Anna gives the finger.
Lindsey K 
  Vote (9)   
Holly and the ivory.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (60)   
Campion does dark threesome.
Klinkehoffen 
  Vote    
Music, mud, Maori's manhood.
Ken 
  Vote    
Sold Piano creates affair.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Holly adapts, great score.
Jonny the Welsh 
  Vote    
Hunter tickles ivories, Keitel.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (1)   
Harvey plucks silent chord.
jinx 
  Vote    
Hunter tunes up Keitel.
jinx 
  Vote (3)   
Hauty Hunt humps Harvey.
Ian Boughey 
  Vote (1)   
Cute mute enchants Keitel.
Harris 
  Vote    
Holly Hunter's silent movie.
Face 
  Vote    
Harvey Keitel au naturel.
Elaine 
  Vote (2)   
Hunter gives the finger.
dovaj 
  Vote (2)   
Piano sinks, film soars.
Dicky 
  Vote    
Banging (ivories) in Antipodes.
Dicky 
  Vote    
Ada plays adagio, penissimo.
demonic 
  Vote (3)   
Paquin exhibits pianist envy.
cozzy 
  Vote (1)   
Precocious brat reveals affair.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (1)   
Keitel strokes small pianist.
Clyde 
  Vote (1)   
Virtuosa less the digitation.
clay 
  Vote (6)   
Harvey scales Holly's heights.
Chris C 
  Vote    
Best thing: silent Hunter!
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (2)   
1850: New Age music?!
Carl Tait 
  Vote    
The Pianess.
Canklefish 
  Vote (5)   
Nihilist nails mute pianist.
calmer 
  Vote    
Keitel's cock isn't blocked.
calmer 
  Vote    
Holly's piano, Harvey's organ.
brian 
  Vote (18)   
Hunter seeks ivory.
bife 
  Vote (5)   
Holly fingers keitels instrument.
bennyr81 
  Vote (1)   
Ada scales George's instrument.
bennyr81 
  Vote    
Anna's Paquin an Oscar.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (17)   
Holly loses finger, voice.
Batty 
  Vote (4)   
Keitel's pianist exposed.
Bart 
  Vote (5)   
Campion's piano sinks, stinks.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (8)   
Turn the Keitel on.
Angel_in_the_Snow 
  Vote (10)   
Pretty Polly warranty voided.
Andrew 
  Vote    
Holly's pal au natural.
alma 
  Vote (7)   
Highly-strung heroine.
alma 
  Vote (9)   
Metal finger replaces original.
alma 
  Vote (1)   
Holly's pointer gets chop.
alma 
  Vote    
Neill has pianist envy.
Ali 
  Vote (5)   
Bloke pokes mute pianist.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (4)   
Piano sinks, Holly surfaces.
AC 
  Vote (1)   
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