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Scorpion King, The (2002) |
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Film rated 2.3 / 5
(Chick rating: 2.7 / 5)
(Guy rating: 2.3 / 5)
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| Rock can't deliver lines. |
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| Stick to wrestling, Dwayne. |
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| Rock wrestles away crown. |
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| Sex-protected priestess serves warlord. |
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| Chiseled Akkadian unleashes Smackdown! |
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| Buff Egyptian scores sorceress. |
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| Dwayne's no Indiana Jones. |
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| Disappointing Scorpion themed tale. |
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| Assassin leads barbarian confederation. |
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| Conan the Egyptian wrestler. |
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| Proof wrestlers shouldn't act. |
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| Grunt, Grunt, Grunt, End. |
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| Production hits Rock bottom. |
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| Rocky Sahara Picture Show. |
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| Shaved Rock. Waxed witches. |
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| 'Conan' movie warmed over. |
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| Not as 'Mummy' suggested. |
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| Scorpions want democracy now! |
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| Johnson hides under Rock. |
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| Effects contrivance insect stung. |
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| Rock acting horrible, AHHHHH. |
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| Anagram: Cringe, pooh, stink. |
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| Rock's back becomes quiver. |
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| Evil Akkadian becomes hero?? |
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| Rock, stick to wrestling. |
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| Old school fight choreography . |
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| WWF fighting (and acting). |
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| Bad 'Mummy' CGI worsened. |
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| Conan, the Wrestler. Decent. |
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| Royal Rock's Egyptian rumble. |
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