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Reviews by 'Paddy C'
Current status of
Movie oracle
with a total of
1456
reviews published to date.
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Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Puree evil.
Dec 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(33)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Cowboys enjoy ranch undressing.
Jan 12, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(33)
How To Build An Igloo (1949)
Avoid yellow bricks.
Aug 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(31)
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)
Indy needs (w)hip replacement.
Apr 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(30)
10 (1979)
Ms. Bo Jiggles.
Jul 14, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(29)
Fight Club (1999)
Brad shot in Ed.
Apr 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(29)
Soggy Penis Syndrome (2004)
Wet willies.
Jun 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Supergirl (1984)
Female caper.
Jul 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Digital Penis (2000)
Install from floppy: impossible.
Jan 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Testicicles.
Apr 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Frankenpenis (1996)
It's erect! It's ERECT!
Apr 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Hours, The (2002)
Nicole cries. Woolf.
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(27)
What Women Want (2000)
Mel in tights.
Jan 15, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(27)
Gay Republicans (2004)
Voice of Conservative camp.
Feb 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Irish Vampire Goes West, The (2006)
Vampeire.
Feb 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Fog, The (2005)
Remake: mist the point.
Apr 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Ganjasaurus Rex (1987)
Tyrannosaurus: Wrecked.
Feb 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Sheep Led To Slaughter By Goat (1901)
Ewe: baaastard.
Jan 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Erotic Adventures Of Robinson Crusoe, The (1975)
Everybody loves Friday. Regularly.
Apr 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(24)
The Fat Spy (1966)
Casino Royale with cheese.
Jan 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Depp inherits Wonka Gene.
Aug 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
How Harry Became A Tree (2001)
Harry branches out.
Apr 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Karate Kid, The (1984)
Karate makes Macchio man.
Apr 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Wood stars... (Elijah also).
May 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Swiss Gang Bang (2000)
Gruppenschtuppen.
Feb 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(23)
And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Python reveals lumberjack sub-culture.
Mar 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Dance Naked (1995)
Getting jiggly with it.
Jun 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Obi-wan canno be singing!?
Apr 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Psycho (1960)
Extreme Leigh violent shower.
Feb 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(22)
Tabitha's Lesbian Masturbation Party (1997)
That's a friggin party.
Jan 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Batman (1966)
Batman goes too camp.
Jul 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977)
Sheet sandwich.
Dec 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(21)
First Nudie Musical, The (1976)
Schlong and dance routines.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Haine, La (1995)
Gar�ons in ze 'ood.
Apr 27, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Bride beheads those visited.
Aug 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
King Of Comedy, The (1982)
DeNiro: stand up guy.
Jun 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(20)
Liar Liar (1997)
Carrey de-fib-ulated.
Mar 5, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(20)
Tracking Down Maggie: The Unofficial Biography Of Margaret Thatcher (1994)
Tory Story.
Apr 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Untouchables, The (1987)
Baseball bat outperforms Costner.
Apr 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Broken Arrow (1996)
Christian chases fat scientologist.
Jul 28, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(19)
Citizen Kane (1941)
Welles' sled.
Jan 8, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(19)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Interminable Hobbit hugging sequence.
Jun 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(19)
Nacho Libre (2006)
Nacho ain't gettin nun.
Jan 15, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(19)
Say Cheese, Please (1970)
Cheese said.
Apr 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(19)
War Of The Worlds (2005)
Day of the Tripods.
Aug 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(19)
American History X (1998)
Racist two Ed'ed monster.
Mar 8, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(18)
Color Of Money, The (1986)
Cruise, Newman pool resources.
May 1, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(18)
Dictionary Of Sex (1964)
'Heavy petting' before 'humping'.
Mar 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Bruce brings Holm Jovovich.
Mar 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(18)
Get Shorty (1995)
Chili's con: corny.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(18)
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
Serial Giller.
Jan 20, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(18)
Monsturd (2003)
Freaky shit.
Dec 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(18)
My Own Private Idaho (1991)
River sleeps through it.
Apr 29, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(18)
Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
Ofelia's faun-tastic adventure.
Jan 20, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(18)
Paths Of Glory (1957)
French army's done Kirk.
Aug 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Rocky IV (1985)
White Russian floors Apollo.
Apr 19, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(18)
Aeon Flux (2005)
Theron Flux for cash.
Feb 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Apocalypto (2006)
Mad Mel's Mayasterpiece.
Jan 29, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Blood Diamond (2006)
Treasure of Sierra Leone.
Mar 29, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Camilla: The Uncrowned Queen (2005)
Charles takes up Bowles.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Dead Bodies (2003)
Location, body count: Dublin.
Apr 13, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(17)
Disclosure (1994)
Demi sucks as boss.
Apr 3, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(17)
Erotic Misadventures Of The Invisible Man, The (2003)
The invisible gland.
Nov 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Man With The Smallest Penis In Existence And The Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him, The (2003)
Magnifying glans.
Apr 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Naked Football League (1997)
Loose balls pounced on.
Jan 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Pr�t-�-Porter (1994)
Altman's sattire.
Oct 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Queen, The (2006)
Mirren showcases her Regina.
Feb 7, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Rebel Without A Cause (1955)
Jimmy Dean loses chicken.
Mar 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Tim (1979)
Tim is quite simple.
Mar 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Useful Sheep (1912)
Ewetilitarianism.
Jul 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(17)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Hilton: open all hours.
Mar 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(16)
As Good As It Gets (1997)
Jack's blunt, pulls Hunt.
May 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(16)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
No mojo... Lost Powers.
Feb 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(16)
Erotic Fortune Cookies (1975)
After noodles, you canoodle!
Aug 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(16)
How They Make Adult Movies (1997)
Porn 101.
Feb 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Killer Condom (1996)
Durexpiration.
Apr 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Pursuit Of Happyness, The (2006)
Broke Smith becomes broker.
Jan 19, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(16)
Quentin Tarantino's Star Wars (2002)
Kill Binks.
Jan 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Total Recall (1990)
Arnie's nostril surprisingly flexible.
Apr 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(16)
Trading Places (1983)
Mortimer bets. (Usual amount).
Mar 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Animalympics (1980)
100m dachsund.
May 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Bright Lights, Big City (1988)
Fox, boy in city.
Mar 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Aniston's boobs? Hallelujah Bruce!
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Crocodile Dundee (1986)
Knives compared. Aussie rules.
Jul 6, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(15)
Darkman (1990)
His face is (Qui)Gonn!
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(15)
Dead Man Walking (1995)
Death row con's re-penn-tance.
Mar 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
Deep Throat (1972)
Fellatrix doesn't do gags.
Apr 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
Lemmon's leads lack lustre.
May 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
I Heart Huckabees (2004)
Watts a Huckabee anyway?
May 5, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
Murder In The First (1995)
Bacon grilled in Alcatraz.
Apr 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Network (1976)
Paddy C wins Oscar!
Mar 3, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(15)
Scanner Darkly, A (2006)
Keanu's believable brain damage.
Aug 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
Bobby (2006)
Estevez shoots Bobby Kennedy.
Nov 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Boy Eats Girl (2005)
Zombie population keeps Dublin.
Feb 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Bridget The Midget: A Short Story (1999)
Bridget: little f*cker.
Apr 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Busty Cops (2003)
Cops: push 'em up!
Apr 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Devil Wears Prada, The (2006)
Streep's satire of attire.
Oct 14, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Disco Sex Party (1980)
Y.M.C.Oh!
Aug 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Downfall (2004)
Hitler loses war, dies.
May 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Fuck (2005)
Story? Fuck story.
Mar 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(14)
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