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Paul Verhoeven
Philip K. Dick
Ronald Shusett
Dan O'Bannon
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Arnold Schwarzenegger
Rachel Ticotin
Sharon Stone
Ronny Cox
Michael Ironside
Marshall Bell
Mel Johnson Jr.
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Ray Baker
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Total Recall

(1990)
175 reviews
Film rated 3.6 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.5 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.6 / 5)
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Arnold visits Mars bar.
ZR 
  Vote (16)   
Sweating Spoils Cover Story.
zle 
  Vote    
Martians fidget with midget.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (18)   
Love Wounds and Mars
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (1)   
Richter gets the shaft.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote    
Mars girl's tri-breasted.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (7)   
Dick's story recalled, poorly.
veloc 
  Vote (2)   
Implanted Mars memories realized.
UnnDunn 
  Vote    
Mars mind vacation forgotten.
turrell 
  Vote (2)   
Sale of three titties.
transitionality 
  Vote (13)   
Arnie should've tattooed himself.
transitionality 
  Vote (1)   
Dick commercialized, Mars revitalized.
transitionality 
  Vote    
Fat lady sings explosively.
transitionality 
  Vote (1)   
Teenage mutant ninja Martians.
transitionality 
  Vote    
Movie's climax: Hot air.
transitionality 
  Vote    
Pliers pull nose nugget.
tpat 
  Vote (2)   
Arnie extracts metallic booger.
Tim K 
  Vote    
Sharon kicks Arnie's stones.
Tilde 
  Vote (2)   
Arnie's nuts get Stoned.
Tilde 
  Vote    
Ironside pierces 3 nipples.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (2)   
Strife on Mars.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (12)   
Arnie becomes towel head.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (2)   
Three boobed woman... sweet!!!
thechad 
  Vote    
Fake IDs, memory loss.
The Nige 
  Vote    
Mars memory manipulated, masked.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Schwarzenegger spurns sultry Stone.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Arnie mayhem in dreams.
steveo 
  Vote    
Memory, Mars, McCoy, mutants.
Stalean 
  Vote (2)   
Mars customs transvestite trouble.
Stacky 
  Vote    
Arnold cranks air supply.
spyderman 
  Vote (2)   
More atmosphere than talent.
Spurting 
  Vote (5)   
Can't forget red planet.
soda 
  Vote (1)   
Arnold expedites divorce proceeding.
Sludge 
  Vote (5)   
Arnold nose the truth.
Sludge 
  Vote (5)   
The Brawn Identity.
Sludge 
  Vote (5)   
Arnold faces recall.
Sludge 
  Vote (1)   
Absent-minded Arnold saves Mars.
SleepingInSeattle 
  Vote    
This Movie's a dream.
slacker 
  Vote    
Another Arnie grunt fest.
Skunk Puppet 
  Vote    
Arnie's used to recalls.
shoon 
  Vote (6)   
Rat steals Arnie's snot.
Sean 
  Vote (11)   
Governator battles Gray adversary.
rri1 
  Vote    
Robot cabbie best actor.
Roy Batty 
  Vote    
Arnie's Martian vacation nightmare.
Rovark 
  Vote (1)   
Schwarzenegger plays Popeye.
Rocat 
  Vote (1)   
Schwarzenegger cross-dresses!
randall 
  Vote (3)   
Elective recall, Arnold wins.
pizza 
  Vote (7)   
Arnie's nostril surprisingly flexible.
Paddy C 
  Vote (16)   
Three tits make film.
Obie 
  Vote (17)   
Macho martian Dick flick.
Nick 
  Vote (1)   
Hi-tech booger looks painful.
Nick 
  Vote (2)   
Three tits and Dick.
NeoTOM 
  Vote (2)   
Schwarzenegger goes to mars.
neoplasm 
  Vote    
Recall participants getting totalled.
Near-Top F.W.F.... 
  Vote (2)   
Sharon Stone kicks ass.
naughtyfrog 
  Vote (1)   
Sci-fi that's best forgotten.
Nasher 
  Vote (3)   
Ah-nold's eyes pop out.
mumbles 
  Vote    
Arnold sees three boobs.
mrbishop 
  Vote (1)   
Arnold struggles to breathe.
mr_kit 
  Vote    
Arnie remembers it wholesale.
Montacute 
  Vote (14)   
Michael misses massive muscleman.
MobeusI 
  Vote (4)   
Arnie's boogers are traceable.
MguyX 
  Vote (5)   
Arnold recalls himself.
MguyX 
  Vote (2)   
Arnie dreams of Mars.
MelissaS 
  Vote    
Four tits, one's Arnie.
MattCFC 
  Vote (5)   
Ironside kills erotica gallumbits.
Markandlain 
  Vote (2)   
Arnold's forgettable galactic quest.
Markandlain 
  Vote (1)   
Arnie meets three breasts.
Mark8884 
  Vote (3)   
Arnie enters- everyone dies.
Lost Hare 
  Vote    
Actually, nobody recalls anything.
Lord Sinn 
  Vote (2)   
Conan the Martian.
lindsa 
  Vote (4)   
The Hauser Identity.
LadyMeerkat 
  Vote (3)   
Arnie dragged to Mars.
LadyMeerkat 
  Vote (5)   
Creepy automatronic taxi crashes.
L0vinEyes2K 
  Vote    
Arnold plays fat lady.
L0vinEyes2K 
  Vote    
Arnold can't recall identity?
kolo 
  Vote    
Arnold's gas saves Mars.
kolo 
  Vote (2)   
Nobody recalls a script.
knoops 
  Vote (7)   
Arnie buys holiday memory.
knoops 
  Vote    
Arnie screwed by himself.
knoops 
  Vote    
Aliens forgot big machine.
knoops 
  Vote    
Ugly baby's rebel leader.
knockmesilly 
  Vote (1)   
California Governor saves Martians.
Ken 
  Vote    
Whirlwind sci-fi, bloody, fun...
Karen Olsen 
  Vote    
Arnie can't memorise Mars.
JWMP 
  Vote    
Arnie makes Mars breathable.
Julie Chorgo-Gi... 
  Vote    
Stomach eruption = freedom fighter.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (3)   
Melting ice oxygenates planet.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (3)   
Arnie's atmospheric Mars trip.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Governor doesn't have Alzheimers.
jinx 
  Vote    
Arnie armed and asleep.
Jimbo 
  Vote (1)   
Tripple tittied chick killed.
Jasoco 
  Vote    
Is Arnie just dreaming?
Iain Alexander 
  Vote (1)   
Midget prostitute uzi's pub.
hiplingo 
  Vote (4)   
More Verhoeven, less Dick.
Haggis 
  Vote    
Benny HAS three hands!
Greystone 
  Vote (1)   
Arnie's arse Mars bound.
Greystone 
  Vote    
Prostitute displays 'triple' Ds.
Greystone 
  Vote (1)   
Elevated Arnie is disarming.
Greystone 
  Vote    
Arnie screws Benny.
Greystone 
  Vote    
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