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| Excess ice spoils cocktails. |
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| Love story ends abruptly. |
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| Fogey recalls perkier 'floaties'. |
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| Diamond forever. Jack isn't. |
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| Memories come 'flooding' back. |
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| Dawson becomes Jack Frost. |
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| Ship. Courtship. Courting disaster. |
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| Rose's troubled relationship, ship. |
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| Sinking feelings split couple. |
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| Dawson: Leonardo Die-Caprio. |
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| Leonardo has liquidation sail. |
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| Speed record, straight down! |
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| Titanic makes unplanned stop. |
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| Big knockers, huge propellers! |
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| 1400 deaths, Winslet's breasts. |
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| Passengers complain, decks slippery. |
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| Poor steerage drowns steerage. |
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| Maiden voyage, maidenhead lost. |
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| Titanic dose of schmaltch. |
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| Kate, Leo's vessel bursts,. |
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| Iceberg ahead! Crunch! Sink. |
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| Kate Winslove loses love. |
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| Rose - no longer wreckless. |
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| Fatty would've floated anyhow!
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| Jackdaws on ship unlucky. |
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| Ship fridge's soon unnecessary. |
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| Biddy gets watery revisit. |
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| Propeller scores a spinner. |
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| The Unsinkable Ship, NOT! |
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| Three hours: sink already. |
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| Rose: Sinking man's crumpet. |
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| Ship of Dreams nightmare. |
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| Boat plus ice = corpsicles. |
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| Teenagers make Cameron wealthy. |
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| Ice, sink. Therefore Titan(ic). |
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| Hot romance unexpectedly chilled. |
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| Iceberg ahead! Ooops! Gulp. |
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| Rose shows Titanic bosom. |
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| Huge floater gets flushed. |
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| Floating megalith. Also, iceberg. |
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| 'Unsinkable' unthinkable. |
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| Ice Capades with drowning. |
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| 'Heart' returned to ocean. |
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| Spoiled socialite seduces supplicant. |
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| Rose's whistle saves life. |
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| Lifeboat calculations concern Winslet. |
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| Winslet's wiles win wanderer. |
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| Rose chooses love, poverty. |
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| Lifeboats unnecessary for unsinkable? |
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| Shipwreck of Titanic proportions. |
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| Iron ship's Maiden voyage. |
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| Rose Jacked, ship cracked. |
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| Kate's date drowns. Frown. |
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| Rose plucked from jumping. |
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| Leo frigid, not forgotten. |
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| Leo gets sinking feeling. |
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| Titanic's ass is showing. |
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| Lucrative liner lies low. |
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