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The Stan Winston Memorial

Small Soldiers

(1998)
50 reviews
Film rated 3.3 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.8 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.1 / 5)
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Evil action figures attack!
tuner 
  Vote    
'Chucky' meets 'Toy Story'.
tuner 
  Vote (1)   
Itty bitty killing committee.
Tori 
  Vote (9)   
War torn 'Toy Story'.
TitanPa 
  Vote (5)   
Small toy is Hazard.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (2)   
'Bad Toys'.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (12)   
Violence toys and mediocrity.
The_fox 
  Vote    
Mothercare misuses military microchips.
The Other Matt 
  Vote (1)   
Toy soldiers = plastic plunder.
Stalean 
  Vote (1)   
Spidey's girlfriend aids Gorgonites.
silly 
  Vote (3)   
'Gremlins' battle 'Action Man'.
Rovark 
  Vote (1)   
See G.I.s in CGI.
RockGolf 
  Vote (31)   
Green plastic infantry charges!
randall 
  Vote (1)   
G.I. Jones.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (4)   
The plastic dirty dozen.
Pumpkin 
  Vote (1)   
Toys 'N The Hood.
Paul Bennison 
  Vote (4)   
Gorgonites encounter Major Hazard.
Paddy C 
  Vote (1)   
Toys with battery's included!
No 
  Vote (1)   
'Toy Story'. G.I style!
NH 
  Vote (1)   
Tommy leads toy tyranny.
morgz 
  Vote    
Toys assault (battery's included).
MguyX 
  Vote    
Militarised toys wreak havoc.
MelissaS 
  Vote    
Action man's fucked-up cousins.
Markdkny 
  Vote (1)   
'Toy Story' with guns.
Mark8884 
  Vote (1)   
Army toys wage war.
Livewire 
  Vote    
Wee War Soldiers.
kolo 
  Vote (62)   
Toys for violent tots.
Ken 
  Vote    
Small soldiers; big mistake.
JWMP 
  Vote    
Toy soldiers go berserk.
John 
  Vote (1)   
C.G.I. Joes.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (35)   
Mattel law.
freewalk 
  Vote (2)   
Toys snap, go bad.
FloatingCoffin 
  Vote (1)   
'Tomy' Lee Jones?
elchico 
  Vote (1)   
Tommy Lee plays Toyminator.
demonic 
  Vote (13)   
Dunst handles Smith's soldier.
CrAzYnoodle 
  Vote (2)   
Toys with killer attitudes.
Conan's daughter 
  Vote (11)   
Violent toys promote violence.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote    
New Model Army.
Chris C 
  Vote (1)   
Action figures war film.
Cat 
  Vote    
WWII, Hartman's favorite war?
Canklefish 
  Vote (1)   
Toy soldiers mean business.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Jones voices plastic explosive.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (1)   
Tiny toys play Platoon.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (10)   
Toy Gory.
Animagess 
  Vote (10)   
Microchip on kid's soldier.
Animagess 
  Vote (2)   
Matt Mason goes mental.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (1)   
12 Inch High G.I.
Airbolt 
  Vote (6)   
Troops fear magnifying glass.
AC 
  Vote (2)   
Dolls defy designed destiny.
aahaa, muahaha 
  Vote (12)   
When toy boxes attack!
#1 Stunna 
  Vote    
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