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Reviews by 'Gentleman Ghost'
Current status of
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with a total of
2055
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$2500 Bride, The (1912)
Beatty's big-budget bride.
Feb 27, 2008
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'Bama Girl (2008)
Homecoming in black/white.
Dec 15, 2010
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'Star Wars': A Musical Journey (2005)
Tour to Alderaan: cancelled.
Jun 8, 2007
Unscored
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'Tis The Season To Be Smurfy (1987)
Merry smurfing Christmas.
Aug 26, 2006
Scored 2/5
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**** (1967)
Warhol doesn't edit dailies.
Jul 30, 2010
Unscored
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.com For Murder (2002)
Chatroom killer logs off.
Mar 3, 2011
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101 Rent Boys (2000)
Getting bent, by Fenton.
Jul 10, 2008
Unscored
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300 (2006)
Closed wall, Persian dead.
Apr 9, 2007
Scored 5/5
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300 Spartans, The (1962)
300 rebuff Xerxes' advances.
Feb 7, 2007
Unscored
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51st State, The (2001)
Better living = chemistry, golf.
Mar 22, 2009
Scored 3/5
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8 Ball Bunny (1950)
Penguin cries frozen tears.
Oct 1, 2009
Unscored
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A Day Without A Mexican (2004)
Chican-go cinema.
May 15, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Admiral Dewey's Dog, 'Bob' (1899)
Bob dogs Dewey.
Jan 7, 2007
Unscored
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Aelita: Queen Of Mars (1924)
Mars: the Reds' planet.
Sep 18, 2009
Unscored
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Air Force One (1997)
Oldman deplanes first.
May 19, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)
Shatner's screen actually window.
Dec 20, 2010
Unscored
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Alfie (2004)
Law's Alfie: un-Caine-y.
Mar 15, 2007
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Almost A Husband (1919)
Sham marriage still binding.
Jan 7, 2011
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Aloha, Scooby-Doo (2005)
Scooby backed into Kona.
Jan 11, 2007
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Amazing Spider-Man, The (1977)
'70s Spidey: no swinger.
May 19, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Amsterdam Kill, The (1977)
Mitchum mingles: dealers, DEA.
Jun 15, 2010
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Another Froggy Evening (1995)
Frog gets an encore.
Dec 27, 2006
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Arthur Christmas (2011)
Santa's presents' 'omnipresence' presented.
Feb 6, 2012
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Assassination Of The Dog, The (1969)
Whippet wiped out.
Jun 30, 2008
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Atom Man vs. Superman (1950)
Superman: first Noel.
Jul 27, 2010
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Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Californian vege-terror.
Jan 12, 2011
Scored 1/5
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Avengers, The (2012)
Nick witnesses Hulk's fury.
May 24, 2012
Unscored
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Avenging Disco Vampires (2001)
Disco sucks and avenges.
Dec 30, 2006
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Avenging Disco Vampires (2001)
Avenging Bats Boogie Again.
Mar 8, 2007
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Ayn Rand: A Sense Of Life (1997)
Objectivist documentary: not objective.
Feb 2, 2013
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Babe Ruth Story, The (1948)
Several swings, much missed.
Jul 12, 2008
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Back To School (1986)
Elfman seen at college.
Jan 4, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Backbeat (1994)
Beatles less one.
Jun 14, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Bad Karma (2002)
Psychiatrist: Jack the Reincarnated?
Jan 10, 2011
Unscored
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Baseball Girls (1995)
Cleveland In-Dianes.
Apr 4, 2008
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Baseball Girls (1995)
Players throw like girls.
Apr 4, 2008
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Batman Vs Dracula: The Animated Movie, The (2005)
Batman ends bloody reign.
Mar 2, 2007
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Battle Hymn (1957)
Rock kills, befriends orphans.
Mar 10, 2009
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Beast That Killed Women, The (1965)
Mostly nude (except gorilla).
Jan 12, 2008
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Because I Said So (2007)
Diane Keaton: personals best.
Dec 20, 2010
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Bedtime For Bonzo (1951)
Reagan, Gargan, Gargan, Vigran.
Nov 13, 2007
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Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, The (2011)
Madge's royal scam fails.
Feb 3, 2013
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Bi On The Fourth Of July (1994)
Sexual Indifference Day.
Jul 3, 2008
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Biggie And Tupac (2002)
Rap after death.
Jul 3, 2008
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Birthday Party, The (1968)
Pinter pause party.
Nov 13, 2007
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Black Narcissus (1947)
Lost in-nun-sense in Himalayas.
Dec 2, 2009
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Black Wax (1982)
Scott-Heron given hearing.
Feb 19, 2008
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Blind Warrior (1987)
Blind fighter, dumb writer.
Jun 15, 2007
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Bloody Bushido Blade, The (1981)
Sailors, samurai seek sword.
Dec 18, 2010
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Blow (2001)
Naming supplier blows business.
Feb 24, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Blues Brothers 2000 (1998)
Kid's Blues harmonica dubbed.
Jan 5, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day, The (2009)
Saints repeat Boston beatdown.
Nov 3, 2009
Unscored
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Boys From Brazil, The (1978)
Heywood Gould recreates Hitler?
Mar 22, 2008
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Boys From Brazil, The (1978)
Olivier doggedly pursues Peck.
Mar 22, 2008
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Brave Little Toaster To The Rescue, The (1999)
Toaster's into something good.
May 11, 2007
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Brave Little Toaster, The (1987)
Animated appliances act admirably.
Mar 1, 2009
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Brazil (1985)
DeNiro: DIY doesn't pay.
Feb 2, 2013
Scored 5/5
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Brian's Song (2001)
Brian sings same song.
Feb 1, 2007
Unscored
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Bring On The Night (1985)
Jazz: Sting's new thing.
Dec 7, 2007
Scored 6/5
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Brother Sun, Sister Moon (1972)
Guinness's Pope is Innocent.
Jan 10, 2011
Unscored
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Bunny Lake Is Missing (1965)
Unseen Bunny; not Harvey.
Feb 2, 2013
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Burger & The King: The Life & Cuisine Of Elvis Presley, The (1996)
Dr. Nick's diet tips.
May 7, 2008
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Buster And Billie (1974)
Vincent shows his. Goodfellow.
Aug 11, 2010
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But What About The Revolutionary George Pocket? (2005)
Raincoats, umbrellas, anthrax, Australia.
Sep 6, 2009
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Bwana Devil (1952)
Lions work the railroad.
Jan 30, 2007
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Bwana Magoo (1959)
Magoo confuses lion, nephew.
Dec 29, 2006
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Caf� Flesh (1982)
Sick of sex? Negative.
Jan 26, 2011
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Cage Aux Zombies, La (1995)
Zombies tuck in, doubly.
Jun 26, 2008
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Cancel My Reservation (1972)
Hope's career cancelled.
Jan 18, 2007
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Candy (1968)
Celluloid Candidosis.
Oct 1, 2009
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Cane Toads (1988)
Frog-umentary.
Apr 23, 2007
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Captain Lightfoot (1955)
Rock Hudson, Irish rebel.
Oct 8, 2009
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Carnal Knowledge (1971)
Feiffer's horny people.
Jun 20, 2007
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Carnival Of Souls (1962)
Drag race. Organist transplanted.
Jan 16, 2011
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Castaways On Gilligan's Island, The (1979)
Three hour tour threepeat.
Jul 19, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Castaways On Gilligan's Island, The (1979)
Skipper this sequel.
Jul 22, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Cat People (1982)
Kinski exudes feline sexuality.
Mar 28, 2009
Unscored
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Catch My Soul (1974)
Havens hurts Hubley, hippies.
Aug 11, 2010
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Cattle Herder's Romance, A (1911)
Cow lover.
May 13, 2007
Unscored
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Cattle Queen Of Montana (1954)
Reagan herds cattle, Stanwyck.
Jan 29, 2007
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Celebration At Big Sur (1971)
South of Monterey Pop.
Dec 3, 2009
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Chaos Theory (2008)
Efficiency expert ultimately inefficient.
Feb 22, 2009
Unscored
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Chess Players, The (1977)
Satyajit's board game bores.
Feb 21, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Chess-nuts (1932)
Betty Boop en garde.
Feb 21, 2008
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Chess-nuts (1932)
Betty Boop checks mate.
Mar 10, 2008
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Children Of Men (2006)
Crying baby trumps tanks.
Jan 17, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Children Of The Arcana (2003)
Skin sewn, Gordion knot.
Dec 29, 2006
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Children Of The Corn (1984)
Gains is all ears.
Mar 8, 2007
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Children Of The Corn II: The Final Sacrifice (1993)
Corn sequel not final.
Jan 3, 2007
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Children Of The Corn III (1995)
Rance-id corn.
Jan 18, 2007
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Children Of The Corn IV: The Gathering (1996)
Black, corn.
Mar 8, 2007
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Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1973)
Orville returns from death.
Sep 13, 2009
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Chinese Room, The (1968)
Maid pursues haunted banker.
Oct 3, 2009
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Chocolate C.H.I.P.S. (1987)
California's fast lain.
Mar 26, 2009
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Cimarron (1931)
Dix settles 'the sticks'.
May 17, 2007
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City Of Ghosts (2002)
Cambodian development loses footing.
May 30, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Cleopatra: The Film That Changed Hollywood (2001)
Elizabeth's Egyptian epic doc.
Mar 1, 2011
Unscored
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Click (2006)
Fast-forward Adam Sandler.
Jul 23, 2006
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Clown At Midnight, The (1998)
Late night clowning around.
May 29, 2006
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Clue Of The New Pin, The (1929)
It's not Gielgud's vault.
Jan 7, 2011
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