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Reviews by 'LadyMeerkat'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
820
reviews published to date.
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9 (2009)
Wooded thread binds 9.
Dec 29, 2009
Scored 5/5
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Agony And The Ecstasy, The (1965)
Michelangelo's head in clouds.
Oct 13, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Aliens (1986)
Bishop's nifty knife trick.
Nov 1, 2007
Scored 5/5
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American Werewolf In London, An (1981)
Werewolf creates virtual zombies.
Feb 5, 2011
Scored 2/5
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Apocalypto (2006)
Total eclipse spares hearts.
Jun 10, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Apocalypto (2006)
Mayan brutality confronts audiences.
Jan 28, 2012
Scored 3/5
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Astro Boy (2009)
Cage creates, rejects boy.
Apr 10, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Bewitched (2005)
Will's twitchy witch itch.
Jun 3, 2013
Scored 3/5
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Bewitched (2005)
Betwitched.
Jun 7, 2013
Scored 3/5
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Death Of Salvador Dali, The (2005)
Dali dreams of death.
Nov 25, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Going Postal (2010)
Ankh-Morpork's postal renaissance.
Jan 28, 2012
Scored 6/5
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Inception (2010)
Van flips, none awake?!
Aug 23, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Kenny (2006)
Portrait of a 'plumber'.
Aug 22, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Kung Fu Panda (2008)
Bamboo muncher is Grasshopper.
Jul 21, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011)
Hard core Inner Peace.
May 28, 2015
Scored 5/5
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Legend Of The Guardians: The Owls Of Ga'Hoole (2010)
Bad versus good owls.
Apr 11, 2013
Scored 2/5
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Licence To Wed (2007)
Groom animates his vows.
Nov 25, 2007
Scored 0/5
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Lincoln (2012)
Lincoln convinces cabinet, concurrence.
Apr 12, 2013
Scored 3/5
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Lupin The Third: The Castle Of Cagliostro (1979)
Reversed time kills Count.
Apr 27, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Nutty Professor, The (1996)
Hamster flavours Dean's coffee.
Jan 10, 2008
Scored 1/5
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Oz The Great And Powerful (2013)
Prestidigitation to the rescue!
Apr 14, 2013
Scored 3/5
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Perfect Man, The (2005)
Cupid Duff fluff. Enough!
Nov 16, 2008
Scored 1/5
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Phantom Of The Opera, The (2004)
Cape flapping Phantom - hilarious!
Nov 28, 2007
Scored 1/5
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Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)
Spanish poop pirates' party.
Jan 28, 2012
Scored 4/5
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Recruit, The (2003)
CIA IT in NOC.
Jan 20, 2013
Scored 1/5
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Romy And Michele: In The Beginning (2005)
Schwartz is Wicked Witch.
Nov 20, 2009
Scored 1/5
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Runaway Train (1985)
Dishevelled De Mornay. Diesels.
Jun 23, 2008
Scored 4/5
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WALL-E (2008)
EVE is Mac compatible.
Sep 29, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Watchmen (2009)
Owl wrapped in Silk.
Aug 21, 2010
Scored 0/5
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Where The Wild Things Are (2009)
Weekend with Wild Things.
Jan 9, 2013
Scored 0/5
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Where The Wild Things Are (2009)
Cinematic, Instagramic, Sendak's megalomaniac.
Mar 3, 2013
Scored 0/5
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13 Going On 30 (2004)
Attaining Poise, losing Sparkle.
Jun 3, 2013
Unscored
Vote
300 (2006)
300 jocks in capes.
Jun 19, 2010
Scored 0/5
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Agony And The Ecstasy, The (1965)
Rex nags. Heston sags.
Oct 14, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Alien (1979)
Acidic parasite devours astronauts.
Oct 25, 2007
Scored 4/5
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American Werewolf In London, An (1981)
Lupine hits The Tube.
Feb 5, 2011
Scored 2/5
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Anachronism, The (2008)
Two kids meet 'squid'.
Jul 12, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Apocalypto (2006)
Mayans taking hearts, heads.
Jun 10, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Avatar (2009)
Jerks make Smurf jerky.
Aug 31, 2013
Unscored
Vote
Aviator, The (2004)
Drinks milk, collects pee.
Sep 5, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
Bourne revisits, remembers Berlin.
Sep 28, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Bourne Ultimatum, The (2007)
Assassin prototype exposes Blackbriar.
Nov 6, 2007
Scored 4/5
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BoyTown (2006)
Piss-take of boy bands.
Feb 5, 2011
Scored 2/5
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Brother (1999)
Butt collector kicks butt.
Sep 9, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs (2009)
Mayor munches many meatballs.
Apr 11, 2013
Scored 3/5
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Coraline (2009)
Coraline avoids the sew-sew.
Nov 20, 2009
Scored 5/5
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Dark Knight, The (2008)
Darkest, craziest, funniest Joker.
Aug 22, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Falling Down (1993)
Gridlock unlocks D-FENS force.
Jun 29, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Going Postal (2010)
Clacks versus snail mail.
Jan 28, 2012
Scored 6/5
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Island, The (2005)
Indeed: Why white jumpsuits?!
May 15, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Kenny (2006)
Shit kicking with pride.
Aug 23, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Kung Fu Panda (2008)
Panda gets fighting fit.
Jul 15, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Legend Of The Guardians: The Owls Of Ga'Hoole (2010)
Avian hOWLocaust orphans avenged.
Apr 11, 2013
Scored 2/5
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Lord Of War (2005)
Multi-faceted, tainted Yuri, diamonds.
Jul 7, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Night At The Museum (2006)
Teddy waxes lyrical nightly.
Nov 29, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Paul (2011)
Alien debunks probing myth.
Sep 12, 2012
Scored 4/5
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Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)
Barbosa versus Blackbeard.
Jan 28, 2012
Scored 4/5
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Robin Hood (2010)
Nottingham Gladiator.
Oct 14, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows (2011)
Brother Holmes: equally insufferable.
Oct 15, 2012
Scored 3/5
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Shrek The Third (2007)
Ogre avoids heir's obligations.
May 15, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Sister Act 2: Back In The Habit (1993)
Whoopi as nun - again.
Jun 24, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Tourist, The (2010)
Depp the doddering decoy.
May 28, 2015
Scored 3/5
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Uncle Buck (1989)
Buck boots boyfriend Bug.
Jun 23, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Winged Creatures (2008)
Diner shooting. Angels absent.
Jul 16, 2009
Scored 2/5
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13 Going On 30 (2004)
Jenna thrills and spills.
Jun 3, 2013
Unscored
Vote
300 (2006)
Spartan warriors and clothes.
Jun 19, 2010
Scored 0/5
Vote
Agony And The Ecstasy, The (1965)
Michelangelo's pi�ce de r�sistance.
Oct 14, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Ripley at her sassiest.
Dec 18, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Alien� (1992)
Sulaco stowaway wreaks havoc.
Nov 1, 2007
Scored 4/5
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American Werewolf In London, An (1981)
First horizontal werewolf trot.
Feb 4, 2011
Scored 2/5
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American Werewolf In London, An (1981)
Bloody American devours London.
Feb 5, 2011
Scored 2/5
Vote
Anachronism, The (2008)
Classifying critters? Child's play.
Jul 12, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Aviator, The (2004)
Loathes rivets, loves starlets.
Sep 20, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Black Swan (2010)
Repressed bisexual becomes swans.
Feb 3, 2014
Unscored
Vote
Black Swan (2010)
Swan's sanity turns grey.
Feb 3, 2014
Unscored
Vote
Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs (2009)
Mr T wants ice-cream.
Apr 11, 2013
Scored 3/5
Vote
Destino (2003)
Bell belle blossoms beautifully.
Aug 2, 2009
Scored 6/5
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Discreet Charm Of The Bourgeoisie, The (1972)
Wheeling, dealing but unmealing.
Jan 9, 2013
Scored 2/5
Vote
District 9 (2009)
Dodgy eviction of aliens.
Aug 14, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
Iberia (2005)
Cling wrap fresh dance.
Dec 31, 2009
Unscored
Vote
In Her Shoes (2005)
Rose's broken, heel Maggie.
Jan 11, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
Inception (2010)
DiCaprio's dreams gone awry.
Aug 22, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)
Indy and the aliens.
May 31, 2008
Scored 1/5
Vote
Kung Fu Panda (2008)
Dragon Warrior demolishes dumplings.
Jul 15, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Lord Of War (2005)
My bloody (diamond) Valentine.
Jul 7, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Lord Of War (2005)
'Necessary evil' fence sits.
Aug 23, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Mao's Last Dancer (2009)
Defying Mao with dance.
Apr 6, 2012
Scored 6/5
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Mei And The Kitten Bus (2002)
The Totoro Transport Network.
Dec 9, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Pandora's Box (1929)
Much ado about Lulu.
Dec 30, 2008
Scored 1/5
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Paul (2011)
Straight Brit nerds alienated.
Sep 12, 2012
Scored 4/5
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Sahara (2005)
Dictator, pollution, algae thwarted.
Jan 11, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Snatch (2000)
Caravans of (pikey) Courage.
Jun 29, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Stardust (2007)
Danes stars as star.
May 30, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
Depp's friends draw rubies.
Mar 16, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Tourist, The (2010)
Frank/Pearce gives damn.
May 28, 2015
Scored 3/5
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Twilight (2008)
Bella battles The Hunger.
Dec 24, 2009
Scored 2/5
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Where The Wild Things Are (2009)
When dinner became King.
Jan 9, 2013
Scored 0/5
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300 (2006)
Spartan women? Spartan role.
Jun 19, 2010
Scored 0/5
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9 (2009)
Inventor becomes 9's Adam.
Dec 29, 2009
Scored 5/5
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Apocalypto (2006)
Blue Jaguar wins race.
Jun 10, 2011
Scored 3/5
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