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Reviews by 'teddychan'
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with a total of
1445
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13 Going On 30 (2004)
13 stinks? Rink rethinks!
Feb 9, 2006
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61* (2001)
Roger rewrites Ruth's record.
Apr 20, 2006
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61* (2001)
Maris outslugs Mantle, Ruth.
May 19, 2006
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8MM (1999)
Cage up to snuff.
Feb 13, 2006
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8MM (1999)
Welles snuffs out snuff.
Aug 8, 2006
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About A Boy (2002)
Wanker woos Weisz, wuss.
Jun 17, 2006
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About A Boy (2002)
Rachel: mighty fine MILF.
Jul 12, 2006
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Carrey's purpose: purloined porpoise.
Jul 2, 2006
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Footballers fill fishy film.
Jul 2, 2006
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Private eye pursues porpoise.
Jul 2, 2006
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Dolphin Dan: phunny phinish.
Jul 2, 2006
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Dolphin stolen; Dolphins cameos.
Jul 7, 2006
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Carrey's crack makes wisecracks.
Jul 10, 2006
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Adaptation. (2002)
Orlean's orchids inspire screenwriter.
Nov 27, 2005
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Against All Odds (1984)
Jessie-obsessed: Jake, Terry.
Dec 14, 2005
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Air Force One (1997)
Angry president ambushes hijackers.
Dec 2, 2005
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Air Force One (1997)
Close Commander in Chief.
Feb 7, 2006
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Airplane! (1980)
Friendly skies' splendid slapstick.
Dec 16, 2005
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Akeelah And The Bee (2006)
Ghetto girl is spellbinding.
May 9, 2006
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Akeelah And The Bee (2006)
Akeelah wins A's, bees.
May 9, 2006
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Akeelah And The Bee (2006)
Akeelah, Dylan top spellers.
May 9, 2006
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Akeelah And The Bee (2006)
Bees give Akeelah buzz.
May 9, 2006
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Akeelah And The Bee (2006)
Fatherly Fishburne propels Palmer.
May 9, 2006
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Ali (2001)
Smith channels Cassius Clay.
Dec 6, 2005
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Alien (1979)
Chest-burster terrifies, slaughters crew.
Nov 29, 2005
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Alien (1979)
Scared Skerritt snatched, seeded.
Jun 24, 2006
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Alien (1979)
Alien appears; audience audibilizes.
Jun 24, 2006
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Alien (1979)
Sigourney survives spaceship slaughter.
Jun 24, 2006
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Alien (1979)
Scientific synthetic strangles Sigourney.
Jun 24, 2006
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Alien (1979)
Machine Mother: mostly mum.
Jun 24, 2006
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Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Cloning Ripley backfires badly.
Feb 16, 2006
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Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Sigourney's swishes: sci-fi silliness!
Aug 9, 2006
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Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Ryder revealed as robotic.
Aug 11, 2006
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Alien� (1992)
Mobile monster massacres marooned.
Aug 9, 2006
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Alien� (1992)
'Dragon' devours doomed deportees.
Aug 9, 2006
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Alien� (1992)
Newt's 'cameo': corpse carved!
Aug 9, 2006
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Alien� (1992)
Cold shower cracks alien.
Aug 13, 2006
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Alien� (1992)
New facehugger digs dogs.
Aug 13, 2006
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Alien� (1992)
Monster murders many monks.
Aug 13, 2006
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Aliens (1986)
Aliens overrun planetary rescue.
Nov 30, 2005
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Aliens (1986)
Paxton: cosmic comic relief.
Jun 24, 2006
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Aliens (1986)
Bug bites repellent Reiser.
Jun 24, 2006
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Aliens (1986)
Ripley rescues cute Newt.
Jun 24, 2006
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Aliens (1986)
Marooned Marines get munched.
Aug 9, 2006
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Aliens (1986)
Repulsive Reiser gets ripped.
Aug 9, 2006
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Aliens (1986)
Ripley's Rambolina revenge.
Aug 9, 2006
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All The President's Men (1976)
Post pair puncture President.
May 24, 2006
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All The Right Moves (1983)
Coach curtails Cruise's career?
Dec 21, 2005
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Almost Famous (2000)
Groupies, rockers mature William.
Dec 13, 2005
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Along Came A Spider (2001)
Crafty Cross rescues Rose.
May 15, 2006
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Along Came A Spider (2001)
Freeman frees Congressman's kid.
May 15, 2006
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Along Came A Spider (2001)
Potter poisons police's plans.
May 15, 2006
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American Psycho (2000)
Bateman breaks, bloodies bodies.
Dec 14, 2005
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Anaconda (1997)
J-Lo survives super snake.
Dec 5, 2005
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Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Teleprompter trips buffoonish Burgundy.
Jan 23, 2006
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Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Baxter's barks banish bears.
Jan 23, 2006
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Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Corningstone becomes newsroom cornerstone.
Jan 23, 2006
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Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Corningstone, Burgundy 'beary' hatchet.
Jan 23, 2006
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Another Stakeout (1993)
Dreyfuss, Estevez fire Ferrer.
Feb 9, 2006
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Another Stakeout (1993)
Fake family foils Ferrer.
Feb 9, 2006
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Any Given Sunday (1999)
Quarterback Quaid's football finale.
Feb 23, 2006
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Arachnophobia (1990)
Megaspider menaces Jennings, town.
Dec 8, 2005
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Arrival, The (1996)
Zane zaps alien colonizers.
Dec 12, 2005
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Arrival, The (1996)
Charlie confronts intergalactic infiltrators.
May 24, 2006
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Arrival, The (1996)
Ziminski zaps space invaders.
May 19, 2006
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Arrival, The (1996)
Slimy Silver sabotages society.
May 22, 2006
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As Good As It Gets (1997)
Carol, Verdell tame Melvin.
Dec 3, 2005
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Astronaut's Wife, The (1999)
Space invaders stalk shuttle.
Jan 28, 2006
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Astronaut's Wife, The (1999)
Two minutes terrorizes Theron.
Jan 28, 2006
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Astronaut's Wife, The (1999)
Amorphous alien attacks astronaut.
Jan 28, 2006
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Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Kooks confront violent veggies.
Dec 8, 2005
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Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Families flee faux fruit.
Dec 9, 2005
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Aviator, The (2004)
Wealthy industrialist battles disorder.
Dec 8, 2005
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AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Aggressive Antarctic aliens attack!
Nov 29, 2005
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AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Sanaa fills Sigourney's shoes.
May 19, 2006
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Babysitter, The (1995)
Alicia inspires rampant lust.
Dec 4, 2005
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Bachelor Party (1984)
Hilarious hookers hassle Hanks.
Nov 29, 2005
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Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Biff's bets vulgarize Valley.
Dec 15, 2005
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Back To The Future Part III (1990)
Clara's kisses enfeeble Emmett.
Dec 14, 2005
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Basic (2003)
Travolta traces mission mystery.
Dec 10, 2005
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Basic Instinct (1992)
Tramell picks policeman's prick.
Jun 1, 2006
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Basic Instinct (1992)
Dick dominates detective Douglas.
Jun 1, 2006
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Basic Instinct (1992)
Police provided pussy peek.
May 31, 2006
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Basic Instinct (1992)
Tramell's fetish: icepick finish.
Jun 1, 2006
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Basic Instinct (1992)
Tramell likes penetrating, penetration.
Jun 1, 2006
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Basic Instinct (1992)
Cops see Sharon's vee.
Jun 1, 2006
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Basic Instinct (1992)
Knight's sight: Stone's delights.
Jun 1, 2006
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Basic Instinct (1992)
Verhoeven's visual: vagina viewing.
Jun 7, 2006
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Batman (1989)
Costumed Keaton beatin' cretins.
Dec 9, 2005
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Batman And Robin (1997)
Arnold's overacting overshadows Clooney.
Dec 3, 2005
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Batman Begins (2005)
Bale boldly becomes Batman.
Nov 29, 2005
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Batman Begins (2005)
Christian conveys caped coolness.
Feb 2, 2006
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Batman Begins (2005)
Caped crusader levels Liam.
Feb 2, 2006
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Batman Begins (2005)
Christian's crusade cures city.
Feb 2, 2006
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Batman Forever (1995)
Riddler, Two-Face threaten Gotham.
Dec 3, 2005
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Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)
Travolta tries Trek. Trash.
Jun 27, 2006
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Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)
Stupid, shitty Scientology sci-fi.
Jun 27, 2006
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Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Nash stares down delusions.
Dec 13, 2005
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Beavis And Butt-Head Do America (1996)
Irritating imbeciles transport terror.
Dec 4, 2005
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Beavis And Butt-Head Do America (1996)
Dopey dolts deactivate device.
Jan 29, 2006
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