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Reviews by 'silly'

Current status of Movie star with a total of 884 reviews published to date.

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1 Night In Paris (2004)

Paris mounts cumback.

Feb 18, 2006
Scored 0/5

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10 Items Or Less (2006)

Frankly, Scarlet gives damn.

Jul 16, 2007
Scored 5/5

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10,000 B.C. (2008)

Savages derail pyramid construction.

Mar 29, 2008
Scored 2/5

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Across The Universe (2007)

Jude, Janis, Jimi, strawberries.

Feb 28, 2008
Scored 5/5

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Aladdin (1992)

Undercover princess, lineage scandal.

Oct 11, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Alvin And The Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009)

Alvin toots own horn.

Dec 24, 2009
Scored 2/5

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American Gangster (2007)

Cop buys murderer latte.

May 4, 2008
Scored 4/5

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Astronaut's Wife, The (1999)

Theron incubates alien pilots.

Sep 7, 2006
Scored 4/5

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Astronaut's Wife, The (1999)

Astronaut's shocking marital problems.

Sep 10, 2006
Scored 4/5

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Balls Of Fury (2007)

'Dragon' attacks tiny balls.

Mar 7, 2008
Scored 3/5

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Beowulf (2007)

Dragonsire.

Dec 28, 2007
Scored 3/5

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Black Dynamite (2009)

BD gives ass whupping.

Mar 4, 2010
Scored 5/5

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Black Dynamite (2009)

Dynamite can dig it.

Mar 4, 2010
Scored 5/5

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Black Snake Moan (2006)

Bluesman 'helps' sex addict.

Jan 8, 2007
Scored 5/5

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Blade (1998)

Lords, such sucky vampires.

May 14, 2009
Unscored

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Blade II (2002)

Nyssa gets killer sunburn.

Jun 11, 2009
Scored 2/5

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Bolero (1984)

Bo's De-flowering done badly.

May 10, 2006
Scored 0/5

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Boy And His Dog, A (1975)

35 brides, one brother.

Dec 17, 2009
Scored 2/5

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Boy And His Dog, A (1975)

Vic will feed Blood.

Dec 19, 2009
Scored 2/5

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Braindead (1992)

Zombie House Party.

Dec 18, 2009
Scored 3/5

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Bridge To Terabithia (2007)

Terabithians love their King.

Mar 4, 2007
Scored 5/5

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Brokeback Mountain (2005)

Jack understands gay-bashing.

Dec 4, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Cassandra Crossing, The (1976)

Terror fight on track.

Dec 28, 2005
Unscored

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Clash Of The Titans (2010)

Not many Titans, actually.

Apr 8, 2010
Scored 2/5

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Clash Of The Titans (2010)

The Krakenator.

Apr 4, 2010
Scored 2/5

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Click (2006)

Adam Liposucked.

Jun 27, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Cloverfield (2008)

Rob's camera: energizer batteries.

Feb 12, 2008
Scored 3/5

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Constant Gardener, The (2005)

African drug lords murdering.

Mar 14, 2006
Scored 4/5

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Constant Gardener, The (2005)

Cheapest pharmaceutical testing lab.

Mar 21, 2006
Scored 4/5

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Constant Gardener, The (2005)

Arnold: outed in Africa?

Mar 21, 2006
Scored 4/5

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Constant Gardener, The (2005)

Ralph realizes Rachel reliable.

Mar 29, 2006
Scored 4/5

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Core, The (2003)

Government buys unobtanium dildo.

Nov 9, 2006
Scored 2/5

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Death Race (2008)

Case, Goddess, my copilot.

Mar 6, 2009
Scored 2/5

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Deep Rising (1998)

Trillian escapes monster worms.

Nov 1, 2005
Scored 0/5

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Definitely, Maybe (2008)

Breslin learns about penis.

Jul 20, 2008
Scored 2/5

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Drag Me To Hell (2009)

Demon tracks down Christine.

Oct 25, 2009
Scored 1/5

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Drillbit Taylor (2008)

Beach shower reveals Taylor.

Jul 21, 2008
Scored 2/5

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Eight Below (2006)

Walker upstaged by pups.

Aug 16, 2006
Scored 4/5

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Ella Enchanted (2004)

Ella singing Queen.

May 10, 2006
Scored 5/5

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Enchanted (2007)

Nathaniel tries rodent bondage.

Apr 14, 2008
Scored 4/5

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Enchanted (2007)

Andalasians have difficulty adjusting.

Apr 22, 2008
Scored 4/5

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Enchanted (2007)

Breathing pizza gets tossed.

Apr 22, 2008
Scored 4/5

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Enchanted (2007)

Nathaniel discovers his balls.

May 7, 2008
Scored 4/5

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Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer (2007)

Norrin: Galactus enabler.

Jan 6, 2008
Scored 2/5

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Flintstones: Jogging Fever (1981)

Treat Flintstones: fever stops!

Dec 7, 2005
Unscored

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Four Brothers (2005)

Momma approves gangster killin'.

Jan 27, 2006
Scored 3/5

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From Russia With Love (1963)

Grant tracks Bond down.

Nov 19, 2008
Scored 4/5

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Ghost Rider (2007)

Blaze takes coffee black.

Mar 1, 2007
Scored 4/5

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Ghost World (2001)

Enid's blues period ends.

Nov 28, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Gran Torino (2008)

Gook earns killer car.

Aug 16, 2009
Scored 4/5

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Hancock (2008)

Jail can't hold Hancock.

Jul 10, 2008
Scored 4/5

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Hard Candy (2005)

Hayley: Judge, jury, executioner.

Mar 7, 2008
Scored 3/5

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High School Musical 2 (2007)

Annoying jock gets Montez.

Sep 28, 2007
Scored 1/5

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Home Alone 2: Lost In New York (1992)

Stupid Duncan deserved theft.

Dec 27, 2005
Scored 0/5

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How To Train Your Dragon (2010)

Night fury has Hiccup.

Apr 4, 2010
Scored 4/5

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Hustle & Flow (2005)

Skinny slapper follows dreams.

Mar 10, 2007
Scored 5/5

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Hustle & Flow (2005)

Djay hustles, flows, assaults.

Feb 27, 2007
Scored 5/5

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I Am Legend (2007)

Virus survivors choose Ford.

May 18, 2008
Scored 5/5

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Incredible Hulk, The (2008)

Mr. Incredible meets Cloverfield.

Jun 24, 2008
Scored 3/5

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Incredible Hulk, The (2008)

Tyler rides green monster.

Jun 18, 2008
Scored 3/5

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Journey To The Center Of The Earth (1959)

Scotsman Boone to expedition.

Nov 19, 2005
Scored 3/5

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Journey To The Center Of The Earth (2008)

Hannah, Mountain. A Journey.

Sep 22, 2008
Scored 3/5

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Julie & Julia (2009)

Child-like blogger cooks.

Dec 15, 2009
Scored 3/5

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Keeping Mum (2005)

Sleazy Swayze ogles Holly.

Sep 9, 2007
Scored 4/5

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King Arthur (2004)

Cerdic sends Saxon's greetings.

Feb 14, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Kung Fu Panda (2008)

Dragon Scroll: required reading.

Jun 7, 2008
Scored 4/5

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Lilo & Stitch (2002)

Cobra is 'special' worker.

Mar 15, 2006
Scored 5/5

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Lord Of War (2005)

Ava takes back trophy.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5

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Man Of The House (2005)

Cheerleaders show sleuthing skills.

Mar 2, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Man On Fire (2004)

Creasy arranges God meetings.

Dec 30, 2007
Scored 4/5

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Man On Fire (2004)

Creasy finally stops drinking.

Dec 30, 2007
Scored 4/5

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March Of The Penguins (2005)

Flightless waterfowl carefully portrayed.

Jan 16, 2006
Scored 5/5

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Marine, The (2006)

Deliverance of diamond thieves.

Nov 28, 2007
Scored 1/5

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Mission To Mars (2000)

Mankind finally 'faces' Mars.

Mar 30, 2007
Scored 3/5

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Mist, The (2007)

Grocery customers feed monsters.

Jul 8, 2009
Scored 1/5

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Mujer De Mi Hermano, La (2005)

Zoe seeks fulfillment, orgasms.

Oct 24, 2006
Scored 4/5

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Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor, The (2008)

A headless horse, man!

Aug 1, 2008
Scored 1/5

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My Life As A Dog (1985)

Ingemar's Saga.

Nov 3, 2009
Scored 4/5

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National Treasure: The Book Of Secrets (2007)

Riley gets respect, finally.

Jun 4, 2008
Scored 3/5

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Nativity Story, The (2006)

Oh Jesus, 2006 version.

Nov 26, 2006
Unscored

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Nativity Story, The (2006)

Paikea's trip to Bethlehem.

Dec 2, 2006
Unscored

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Nick And Norah's Infinite Playlist (2008)

Norah searches for Fluffy.

Mar 31, 2009
Scored 3/5

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Of Muppets And Men: The Making Of 'The Muppet Show' (1981)

Miss Piggy's early years.

Dec 22, 2005
Unscored

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Open Season (2006)

Boog gets bearly seasoned.

Oct 21, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)

Blart Observes and Reports.

May 29, 2009
Scored 2/5

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Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)

Blart gets Unbeweavably lucky.

May 29, 2009
Scored 2/5

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Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)

Percy goes to camp.

Feb 15, 2010
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Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)

Percy goes to hell.

Feb 15, 2010
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Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)

Percy works on penmanship.

Feb 15, 2010
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Por La Libre (2000)

Dead Grandpa parties hearty.

Dec 29, 2006
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Por La Libre (2000)

Weekend with Grandpa's ashes.

Dec 29, 2006
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Prestige, The (2006)

Olivia's cleavage divides antagonists.

Dec 7, 2006
Scored 4/5

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Princess Caraboo (1994)

Cates' Princess really pauper.

Nov 19, 2005
Scored 3/5

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Princess Caraboo (1994)

Oxford Professor Lithgow fooled.

Nov 19, 2005
Scored 3/5

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R.V. (2006)

Gornickes are Trekkies.

Nov 19, 2006
Scored 1/5

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Rabbit-Proof Fence (2002)

White supremacist vs. Craigs.

Oct 24, 2006
Scored 6/5

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Recruit, The (2003)

Coffee mug defeats security?

Jun 19, 2008
Scored 3/5

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Rocket Man (1997)

Harland finds Lundy yummy.

Oct 29, 2005
Scored 3/5

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Shoot 'Em Up (2007)

Baby > 1,000 thugs.

Mar 7, 2008
Scored 4/5

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Shoot 'Em Up (2007)

Smith's driving lessons: smashing!

Jan 29, 2008
Scored 4/5

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