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44	turrell (1894)
45	elchico (1875)
46	Batty (1824)

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Reviews by 'elchico'

Current status of Movie oracle with a total of 1875 reviews published to date.

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'Salem's Lot (2004)

Hauer revamps Marsten house.

Aug 20, 2006
Unscored

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'Tis The Season To Be Smurfy (1987)

Christmas star: blue dwarf.

Sep 13, 2007
Scored 2/5

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'Twas The Night Before Christmas (1974)

Mouse ransacks the clock.

Oct 31, 2007
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'Twas The Night Before Christmas (1974)

Rodent that stole Christmas.

Sep 3, 2007
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*batteries not included (1987)

UFOs' friends wear Depends.

Jul 6, 2006
Scored 4/5

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*batteries not included (1987)

Coots recruit cute bots.

Mar 21, 2008
Scored 4/5

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�Three Amigos! (1986)

Fops stop Guapo's gestapo.

Dec 4, 2007
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30 Days Of Night (2007)

Chaotic Arctic vampiric attack.

Nov 9, 2007
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4 For Texas (1963)

Frankly, Sinatra gets hornswoggled.

Mar 29, 2006
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4 For Texas (1963)

Frank, Dino, Texan casino.

Mar 29, 2006
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500 Hats Of Bartholemew Cubbins (1943)

Hats off to Seuss.

Jul 3, 2007
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Abyss, The (1989)

Alien sub inhales Bud.

Sep 14, 2005
Scored 3/5

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Addams Family Values (1993)

Neat, sweet, petite Pubert.

May 9, 2006
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Admiral Dewey At State House, Boston (1899)

Navy commander's Boston gander.

Oct 2, 2006
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Admiral Dewey Passing Catholic Club Stand (1899)

Protestant Admiral's tolerance: admirable.

Oct 2, 2006
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Admiral Dewey's Dog, 'Bob' (1899)

Starboard bow-wow.

Oct 2, 2006
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Adventures Of Ford Fairlane, The (1990)

Fast life for Fairlane.

Aug 13, 2006
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Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes, The (1939)

Sneaky sleuth sings 'Seaside'.

Dec 4, 2007
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Air Bud (1997)

This Bud's for hoops.

Feb 24, 2006
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Air Bud: Golden Receiver (1998)

Canine yard line.

Oct 15, 2007
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Alice (1990)

Alice in Woody land.

Oct 23, 2006
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Alice In Acidland (1968)

Lysergic Alice did.

Mar 1, 2007
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Alice In Wonderland (1951)

Girl's psychedelic Disney frolic.

Oct 11, 2005
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Alice In Wonderland (1951)

Haberdasher, pocket watch basher.

Jun 13, 2006
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Aliens In The Wild, Wild West (1999)

Go West, spaceman.

Jun 6, 2007
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All Dogs Christmas Carol, An (1998)

Feral 'Carol', puppy peril.

Jan 5, 2008
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All New Adventures Of Laurel & Hardy: For Love Or Mummy, The (1999)

Laurel, ankh, Hardy.

Oct 8, 2007
Scored 3/5

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All The World's A Stooge (1941)

Moe moppet, Curly kewpie.

Mar 29, 2006
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All The World's A Stooge (1941)

Immature Stooges' adoption capers.

Mar 29, 2006
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All The World's A Stooge (1941)

Baby Stooges cut teeth.

Mar 29, 2006
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Alphabet Murders, The (1965)

Killer's hooked on phonics.

Aug 23, 2006
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Alvin And The Chipmunks Meet The Wolfman (2000)

Acorn-y werewolf cartoon.

Apr 16, 2006
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Alvin And The Chipmunks Meet The Wolfman (2000)

Wolfmunk.

Jun 29, 2007
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Alvin And The Chipmunks: Chip-Wrecked (2011)

Marooned 'Munks.

Sep 21, 2011
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Alvin And The Chipmunks: Chip-Wrecked (2011)

Pelican Cross with chipmunks.

Jan 4, 2012
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Amadeus (1984)

Pompadoured pianist prefers Prague.

Apr 8, 2006
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Amazing Colossal Man, The (1957)

Gargantuan Glenn got gunned.

Dec 18, 2006
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American Graffiti (1973)

Young MacKenzie Phillips ballooned.

Nov 4, 2005
Scored 4/5

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American Graffiti (1973)

Wolfman prank-calls dolls.

Mar 13, 2006
Scored 4/5

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American Haunting, An (2005)

Hurd-Wood floor scratching.

Nov 9, 2006
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American Haunting, An (2005)

Betsy's revenge, spectrally tinged.

Nov 9, 2006
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American Haunting, An (2005)

Litigious bitch, Bell Witch.

Dec 5, 2006
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American Haunting, An (2005)

Ghost's unrest exposed incest.

Dec 5, 2006
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American Tail, An (1986)

Huddled masses yearning cheese.

May 10, 2006
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American Tail, An (1986)

Immigrants reunited? Mousel tov!

Apr 24, 2006
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American Werewolf In London, An (1981)

Bloke's bitten, pokes Briton.

Nov 3, 2006
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Amityville 3-D (1983)

Meg Ryan tries 3D.

Jul 13, 2006
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Amityville 3-D (1983)

Amityville reveals another dimension.

Jul 13, 2006
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Amorous Adventures Of Don Quixote And Sancho Panza, The (1976)

Quixote takes missionary position.

Jul 10, 2006
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Animal House (1978)

Floundering frat frags floats.

Apr 5, 2006
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Animalympics (1980)

An Olympian heifer-t.

Aug 10, 2006
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Any Which Way You Can (1980)

Ornery orangutan, clobberin' Clint.

Jan 29, 2006
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Apple Dumpling Gang, The (1975)

Dum(b)pling and Dum(b)plinger.

Nov 25, 2005
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April Fool Joke, An (1901)

Shazam, fools! Chapeau's bejeweled.

Oct 31, 2006
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Archie: To Riverdale And Back Again (1990)

Adult Archie's raunchy reunion.

Mar 28, 2006
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Archie: To Riverdale And Back Again (1990)

Archie's chums become alums.

Sep 11, 2007
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Arrival Of Humpty Dumpty (1903)

Omelet, Act I.

Jul 28, 2006
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Arrival Of Train Of Cattle (1901)

Plains' trains send Artiodactyls.

Aug 3, 2006
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Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)

Atlantis, morose site.

Aug 10, 2006
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Attack Of The Hungry Hungry Nipples (1997)

Girls' glands are gourmands.

Jun 2, 2006
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Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)

Frigidaire-devil.

Sep 11, 2006
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Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)

Killers high in lycopene.

Apr 24, 2006
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Aurora Encounter, The (1986)

Alienated midget befriends hermit.

Mar 22, 2008
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Aurora Encounter, The (1986)

Go West, space man.

Mar 18, 2008
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Avenging Disco Vampires (2001)

Blood sucking funky bunch.

Jun 20, 2007
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Avenging Disco Vampires (2001)

Fright Night Fever.

Mar 26, 2008
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AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)

Predator, Alien, briefly battle.

Nov 9, 2007
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AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)

Facehugger vs. spine tugger.

Nov 9, 2007
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Back To The Beach (1987)

Old Kahuna's bitchin' shindig.

Apr 7, 2006
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Back To The Beach (1987)

Pee-Wee meets Big Kahuna.

Apr 7, 2006
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Back To The Future (1985)

Biff can't drive, '55.

Apr 6, 2006
Scored 5/5

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Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)

Godzilla gets Cervidae.

May 9, 2006
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Banana Cop (1984)

Bunch of Chinese cops.

Jul 24, 2007
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Bandit: Bandit Goes Country (1994)

Hokey is the Bandit.

Jan 5, 2008
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Barney's Great Adventure (1998)

Infantile reptile smiles awhile.

May 9, 2006
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Barney's Great Adventure (1998)

Barney in the barnyard.

Jun 20, 2006
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Bat Thumb (2001)

All Batman's enemies opposable.

Dec 9, 2006
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Batman Begins (2005)

Scarecrow spreads Dark Knightmares.

Nov 1, 2005
Scored 3/5

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Batman Vs Dracula: The Animated Movie, The (2005)

Animated 'Alucard' bites hard.

Mar 31, 2006
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Battle Of Chili And Beans, The (1914)

Red hot chili pelters.

Sep 16, 2007
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Beach Party (1963)

Frankie, Annette, all wet.

Feb 27, 2008
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Bean (1997)

Artsy fartsy British Bean.

Mar 28, 2006
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Beast From Haunted Cave (1960)

Sinatra versus cave demon.

Sep 2, 2007
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Beast Of Yucca Flats, The (1961)

Bunny kisses dying mutant.

Jun 20, 2006
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Beavis And Butt-Head Do America (1996)

MTV sleaze see D.C.

Jan 24, 2006
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Beavis And Butt-Head Do America (1996)

Beavis goes Kerouacking off.

Sep 11, 2006
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Beavis And Butt-Head Do Christmas (1995)

Greensleeve it to Beavis.

Nov 18, 2007
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Bedtime For Bonzo (1951)

President plays with 'panzee.

Nov 8, 2005
Scored 2/5

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Bee Gees: This Is Where I Came In (2000)

Bee Gees, high keys.

May 24, 2006
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Beef, Sheep And Hog Killing (1901)

20th century's 1st butchery.

Jul 27, 2006
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Beetle, The (1919)

Blizzard's beetle buzzes by.

Feb 21, 2008
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Benji The Hunted (1987)

Born Free, plus Benji.

Feb 17, 2007
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Benji: Off The Leash! (2004)

Benji loses the lead.

Mar 22, 2008
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Beverly Hills Cop (1984)

Axel: stand-up cop.

May 17, 2006
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Bewitched (2005)

Aussie siren + bossy Darrin.

Nov 4, 2005
Scored 4/5

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Big Bird In China (1983)

Big Bird: Beijing bound.

Jul 30, 2007
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Big Bird In Japan (1991)

Children's Television Wok Shop.

Aug 5, 2007
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Big Top Pee-Wee (1988)

Piccolapupulas pick on Pee-Wee.

Jan 29, 2006
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Big Top Pee-Wee (1988)

Reubens needs pickle, pronto.

Jun 27, 2006
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Big Top Pee-Wee (1988)

Pee-Wee's bizarre love triangle.

Jun 27, 2006
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