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#1 (2005)
Locksmith picks 1st crime.
Jan 24, 2011
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(Blooper) Bunny! (1991)
Fudd up outtakes.
Feb 11, 2011
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(T)Raumschiff Surprise - Periode 1 (2004)
German-speaking Spock.
Jun 1, 2006
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10 To Midnight (1983)
Naked killer. 11:50 PM.
Feb 11, 2011
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1000 Cumshots (2003)
Come Yung, cum all.
Jan 24, 2012
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127 Hours (2010)
James Franco-my-hand!
Aug 19, 2012
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1st To Die (2003)
Corpse brides, chick detectives.
Mar 9, 2006
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200 Cigarettes (1999)
Rudd in Love. Literally.
Aug 30, 2012
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21 Years: Richard Linklater (2014)
Richard Link later.
May 21, 2015
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30 Days Of Night (2007)
Sunrise 1, Hartnett 0.
Jan 3, 2010
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300 (2006)
Hunchback wears wizard's hat.
Mar 17, 2007
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300 (2006)
Messenger falls for Leonidas.
Mar 17, 2007
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42 (2013)
Number of the best.
Apr 20, 2013
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9to5: Days In Porn (2008)
Every day's hump day.
Feb 2, 2011
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A Complete History Of My Sexual Failures (2008)
Director interviews ex-girlfriends.
Apr 9, 2010
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About Schmidt (2002)
Nicholson doesn't master Bates.
Mar 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
Stove top > fangs
Jun 17, 2013
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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
President for a slay.
Jun 17, 2013
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Absolon (2003)
Plague enriches pharmaceutical cabal.
Oct 29, 2008
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Achievers: The Story Of The Lebowski Fans, The (2008)
FanDudes.
Aug 28, 2014
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Adam And Eve (1912)
Fruit-fated couple.
Jun 1, 2006
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Adam And Eve (1912)
First apple. Damn tart.
May 31, 2006
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Adjustment Bureau, The (2011)
Damon's doors of perception.
Mar 7, 2011
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Adjustment Bureau, The (2011)
FeDOORa.
Mar 31, 2012
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Adult World (2013)
Porn store poetess.
Oct 15, 2014
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Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, The (1988)
Gustavus regularly blows soldiers.
Apr 10, 2005
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Afro-Saxons (2008)
Black Beauty gets braids.
Nov 7, 2008
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Age Of Adaline, The (2015)
Blake LIVEly.
May 20, 2015
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Air Jesus (2002)
Sermon on the dunk.
Dec 16, 2011
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Aliens (1986)
Queen fianchettos Bishop.
May 21, 2005
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All Babes Want To Kill Me (2004)
Killer snatch attack Vatch.
Jul 14, 2005
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All Nude Summer (1998)
Globalls warming.
Nov 28, 2009
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Almanac (2015)
Dad's machine. Timely teens.
Feb 9, 2015
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Almost Famous (2000)
Penny, beer. Russell, asshole.
Dec 1, 2012
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Along Came Polly (2004)
Stiller's wife Messing around.
Jun 2, 2008
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Amateur (1994)
Cops make Thomas holey.
Apr 16, 2005
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Amateur (1994)
Horny Isabelle gets nun.
Apr 15, 2005
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Amateur (1994)
Edward shocked, Posey squats.
Apr 16, 2005
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Amateur (1994)
Lowensohn's business aCUMen sucks.
Apr 15, 2005
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Amateur (1994)
Porn star likes disk.
Apr 16, 2005
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Amazing Spider-Man 2, The (2014)
Spidey's going, going, gwen.
Jun 3, 2014
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Amazing Spider-Man, The (2012)
Rhys up in arm.
May 14, 2013
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Am�lie (2001)
Amelie's gnome de gwhere.
Apr 4, 2005
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American Gangster (2007)
Brolin slaps Denzel's wife.
Dec 22, 2008
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American Psycho (2000)
Business cards, bodies, Bateman.
Jan 4, 2007
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Amy's Orgasm (2001)
Sexorexic Amy sees Starrs.
Sep 5, 2011
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Anal Excursions 5 (2006)
Poop-chute Packing 5.
May 16, 2009
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Anal Paprika 3: Menage-A-Death (2001)
Bambooty.
Sep 20, 2010
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Ant-Man (2015)
Hero's a little rudd.
Jul 23, 2015
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Apocalypto (2006)
Takes Mayans to heart.
Aug 30, 2007
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Aquanoids (2003)
Vanessa encounters killer seamen.
Nov 9, 2008
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Art School Confidential (2006)
Malkovich paints triangles.
Jun 24, 2006
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Assassination Of The Dog, The (1969)
Bow-Ow!
Jun 6, 2009
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Assassination Of The Dog, The (1969)
Kill Beagle: Vol. 1.
Jan 27, 2010
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Assisted Living (2003)
Toking Todd talking god.
Apr 21, 2005
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At The Potter's Wheel (1914)
Pot dispensary.
May 11, 2009
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At The Potter's Wheel (1914)
Pretty pot turns.
May 11, 2009
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Attack Of The 50 Foot Hooker (1997)
Four-storey whore.
Jun 26, 2012
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Attack Of The Hungry Hungry Nipples (1997)
When Ta-Tas Attack.
Jul 17, 2005
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Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
Amanarexia: fridge eats you.
May 27, 2009
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Attack Of The Monster Mammaries (1987)
D is for DDanger.
Jun 14, 2007
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Attack Of The Monster Mammaries (1987)
Killer tits.
Jan 16, 2011
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Austenland (2013)
Keri Russell "hearts" Darcy.
Sep 14, 2013
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Avatar (2009)
Cameron's blue cartoon.
Dec 29, 2009
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Avengers, The (2012)
Hulk floors Loki.
Oct 11, 2012
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Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015)
HULK SMUSH!
May 20, 2015
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Avenging Disco Vampires (2001)
Vampper's Delight. Hash Gang.
Oct 26, 2013
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Awakening, The (2011)
Cathcart before the ghost.
Apr 13, 2014
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Awesome; I Fuckin' Shot That! (2006)
Beastie lenses.
Aug 31, 2013
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B.A.D. (2013)
She won't go O.U.T.
Feb 23, 2014
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Baby Driver (2017)
Axle Elgort.
Jul 13, 2017
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Bachelor's Guide To Seduction In The Kitchen, A (2000)
Zale on kitchen booty.
Oct 21, 2011
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Backdoor Bradys, The (1995)
Marcia, Marcia, anal sex!
Dec 14, 2009
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Bad Teacher (2011)
Teaching is for boobs.
Feb 1, 2012
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Baggage Claim (2013)
Frequent fianc�e miles.
Oct 19, 2013
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Baker, The (2007)
Bullets and bread.
Sep 1, 2008
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Ball Shot By A Midget, A (1981)
Korean short, sale.
Apr 26, 2015
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Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Godzilla likes decalf.
Dec 4, 2006
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Bandit Queen (1994)
Phurious Phoolan phucks phools.
Mar 22, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Bang Bang Orangutang (2005)
�ke kills son. Suffers.
Dec 8, 2008
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Barbarella (1968)
Jane plays musical chair.
Apr 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Barricade (2012)
Eric McCormack hoards kids.
Aug 23, 2013
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Basic Instinct (1992)
Interrogating Stone cunt work.
Apr 26, 2005
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Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
Stone's football boyfriend drowns.
Apr 18, 2011
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Battle Of The Year: The Dream Team (2013)
Dance team's trophy dream.
Sep 28, 2013
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Battle Royale II (2003)
More exploding Japanese students.
Jun 12, 2008
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Be Quiet And Shut The Fuck Up (1998)
Boy's life is bitterswede.
Sep 1, 2013
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Beach Girls, The (1982)
Beach Blanket Bong.
May 15, 2006
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Beach, The (2000)
Tilda and Leo: "click".
Aug 18, 2013
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Beauty And The Beast (2017)
Hairy. Daughter.
Mar 24, 2017
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Becoming Chaz (2011)
Chastity minus the tity.
Aug 28, 2011
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Becoming Chaz (2011)
The Vagina Bonologues.
Sep 4, 2011
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Before I Fall (2017)
Carpe Deutch.
Apr 1, 2017
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Before Sunrise (1995)
Short layover, shorter lay.
Apr 8, 2005
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Before Sunset (2004)
Jilted Jesse seduces Celine.
Apr 1, 2005
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Beheading A Chinese Boxer (1900)
Boxer TKO'd permanently.
Jul 5, 2005
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Beheading Chinese (1903)
Ginsu gone wild.
Jun 17, 2005
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Ben-Hur (1959)
Hur-ray for Heston.
Jan 16, 2011
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Better Tomorrow, A (1986)
Ho makes dirty money.
May 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Better Tomorrow, A (1986)
Kit bitch-slaps Ho.
May 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
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