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50	The General (1706)
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Reviews by 'The General'

Current status of Movie oracle with a total of 1706 reviews published to date.

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1 Night In Paris (2004)

Rich, slutty heiress f***s.

Nov 15, 2005
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10 Minute Run!!!, The (2001)

The 10 minute workout.

Jun 28, 2005
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10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

Stiles: tame, lame shrew.

Sep 2, 2005
Scored 3/5

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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)

HAL closes pod bay.

Aug 8, 2005
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21 Grams (2003)

Benicio the accidental Christian.

Apr 5, 2007
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27 Dresses (2008)

Heigl, unrealistically, remains unconsummated.

Feb 28, 2008
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300 (2006)

Spartan location clearly announced.

Apr 1, 2008
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300 Spartans, The (1962)

Persians eventually bowl 300.

Jun 21, 2007
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50 First Dates (2004)

Drew-over.

Jan 8, 2006
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500 Pound Jerk, The (1973)

Car stops; gets lift.

Aug 29, 2005
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Abyss, The (1989)

Lindsey drowns, gets better.

Aug 6, 2005
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Accomodating Cow, The (1902)

Ladylike cow and tramp.

May 16, 2005
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Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch (2002)

Bud: Bad News Dog?

Jul 8, 2005
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Alexander (2004)

Bisexually conquers known world.

Aug 15, 2005
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Alexander The Great (1956)

Burton's Great; wig's terrible.

Apr 26, 2005
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Aliens (1986)

Ripley cooks Alien omelette.

Jun 25, 2005
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Almost Famous (2000)

Music. Misses. Money. Penny.

Dec 31, 2005
Scored 5/5

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Amadeus (1984)

Wolfgang Amadeus Moz-fart.

Nov 16, 2005
Scored 6/5

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American Ninja 2: The Confrontation (1987)

Human mutant ninja warriors.

Aug 6, 2005
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And The Band Played On (1993)

Reagan's intransigence dooms sufferers.

Feb 8, 2006
Scored 5/5

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Any Given Sunday (1999)

Foxx jump-starts the Sharks.

Apr 5, 2007
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Aspen Extreme (1993)

T.J. becomes a hooker?

Apr 14, 2007
Scored 2/5

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Asterix At The Olympic Games (2008)

Many records are Asterixed.

Jul 22, 2007
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Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)

Angry Red Plants.

Jun 22, 2005
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Aviator, The (2004)

Hughes done it all.

Sep 6, 2005
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AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)

Predators are Alienated.

Jul 3, 2005
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Baby Krishna (1998)

Shinto-Krishna cultural exchange.

Apr 25, 2005
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Ball Of Fire (1941)

Academics Free-Dame.

Jun 23, 2005
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Balls Of Fury (2007)

Undercover ping pong pro.

Apr 21, 2005
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Bee Gees: This Is Where I Came In (2000)

Stars hit falsetto notes.

Feb 19, 2006
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Beerfest (2006)

Fink 'N Steins.

Jun 15, 2007
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Beethoven's Hair (2005)

Beethoven's DNA symphony.

Sep 11, 2005
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Beverly Hillbillies, The (1993)

Audience wishes they're Jed.

Feb 16, 2006
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Big One, The (1997)

Everything's downsizing except Moore.

Aug 10, 2005
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Blackadder's Christmas Carol (1988)

Christmas Ghosts Corrupt Blackadder.

Jul 7, 2005
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Blue Lagoon, The (1980)

Castaway samples moist Brooke.

Jun 25, 2007
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Boys Think They Have One On Foxy Grandpa, But He Fools Them, The (1902)

Grandpa lies to grandchildren.

Sep 19, 2005
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Brave Little Toaster Goes To Mars, The (1998)

Mars attracts Toaster.

May 11, 2007
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Breakfast Club, The (1985)

Club apparently skips breakfast.

May 24, 2006
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Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo (1984)

Breakdancers believe in Miracles.

Jul 17, 2005
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Bridge On The River Kwai, The (1957)

Guinness drops his spanner.

Mar 22, 2007
Scored 6/5

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Caddyshack II (1988)

Embarassingly unfunny golf sequel.

Jul 22, 2005
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Camelot (1967)

Happy Days, Musical Knights.

Aug 15, 2005
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Canadian Bacon (1995)

Invade White North.

Jun 15, 2005
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Canned Meat Department. No. 5: Vacuum Process (1901)

Spamming it up.

Apr 20, 2006
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Cars That Ate Paris, The (1974)

Aussies and accidental tourists.

Aug 1, 2005
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Chacun Cherche Son Chat (1996)

Pursuing Parisian pussy.

Aug 27, 2005
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Chicken Hawk: Men Who Love Boys (1994)

Boys give 'em wood.

Sep 2, 2005
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Chicken Hawk: Men Who Love Boys (1994)

Sick bastards discuss B.I.L.F.s.

Mar 22, 2007
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Chicken Little (1943)

Foxey toys with Cocky.

Apr 27, 2005
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Chicken Little (1943)

Foxey craving KFC.

Apr 28, 2005
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Chicken Run (2000)

Chickens buck penal system.

Aug 22, 2007
Scored 4/5

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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

Flying car, pre-Potter.

Nov 5, 2005
Scored 5/5

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Cinderella (1977)

Cinderella bonks her fella.

Jan 5, 2006
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City Slickers (1991)

City cowpoke pokes cow.

Jul 1, 2005
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)

Got ultraviolence?

Nov 13, 2007
Scored 6/5

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Coffee And Cigarettes (1986)

Wright: deadpan talking.

Sep 5, 2005
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Cola Conquest, The (1998)

The Real Pepsi Challenge.

Aug 29, 2005
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Cold Mountain (2003)

Law's comin' 'round mountain.

Oct 5, 2005
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Cold Mountain (2003)

Wandering Jude seeks home.

Feb 28, 2007
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College Girls Taking Oral Exams (2000)

Teeth use reduces grades.

Jan 30, 2010
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Con Air (1997)

Cage caged. Cagey..uncaged!

Sep 2, 2005
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Con Air (1997)

Airborne Wrath of Cons.

Oct 12, 2007
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Confessions Of The Crocodile Hunter (2004)

Beneath Crocodile (Hunter's) skin.

Sep 11, 2005
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Conjurer Making Ten Hats In Sixty Seconds (1896)

Magician's trick's old hat(s).

Aug 27, 2005
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Conversations About The Dance (1980)

Hi! Dance here often?

Apr 27, 2005
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Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)

Sex. Spice. Girls.

Jun 13, 2006
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Corpse Bride (2005)

To Victor, spoiled wife.

Jul 26, 2007
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Coyote Ugly (2000)

Pie-eyed Piper.

Nov 30, 2007
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Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course, The (2002)

Crikey! The CIA!

Sep 10, 2005
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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)

Lee repeals gravity law.

Jun 5, 2007
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D2: The Mighty Ducks (1994)

They're Quack..ahem..back.

Aug 9, 2005
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Da Vinci Code, The (2006)

Holy spirit, fathers, daughter.

Aug 8, 2007
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Darth Vader's Psychic Hotline (2002)

James Earl Jones, Psychic?

Aug 2, 2005
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David Is Homosexual (1978)

The Gay Dave.

Aug 14, 2005
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Days Of Thunder (1990)

Cruise turns left repeatedly.

Jul 4, 2005
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Dead Poets Society (1989)

Byron Man: Robin Williams.

Jun 12, 2008
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Death Of A Salesman (1985)

Conclusion: dearth of salesmen.

May 11, 2006
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Death Race 2000 (1975)

Fast and the Injurious.

Nov 13, 2007
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Deep Blue Sea (1999)

Jaws meets I.Q.

Apr 19, 2007
Scored 3/5

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Derek And Clive Get The Horn (1979)

Politically incorrect lavatory attendants.

Apr 21, 2005
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Dick Tracy (1990)

Madonna is Dickless.

Nov 3, 2005
Scored 4/5

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Dictionary Of Sex (1964)

A is for Anal.

Mar 30, 2007
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Digital Penis (2000)

Ctrl-alt-del emasculates.

May 17, 2007
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Dildo Diaries (2002)

Texas law, penetrating analysis.

Sep 5, 2007
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Dirty Dozen, The (1967)

12 Convicts' mission impossible.

Jul 8, 2005
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Dirty Dozen, The (1967)

Convicts overcome Kojak's breakdown.

Aug 15, 2005
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Doc Hollywood (1991)

Fox pees in woods.

Nov 29, 2005
Scored 3/5

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Dognapper, The (1934)

Doggie steal.

May 24, 2005
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Doors, The (1991)

A Door closes.

Oct 5, 2005
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Dumb & Dumber (1994)

When Carrey met Holly.

Sep 5, 2005
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Dumb & Dumber (1994)

Amore and a moron.

Jul 3, 2007
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Eager Beaver, The (1946)

Workmen warm to beaver.

May 1, 2005
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Electrocuting An Elephant (1903)

Dead elephant shocking.

May 16, 2005
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Elephant's Bath, The (1902)

Laundering an enormous load.

Nov 28, 2005
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Elvis Stories (1989)

Stiller satirizes Elvis myths.

Nov 26, 2005
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Emerald Forest, The (1985)

Powers's son goes native.

Apr 12, 2005
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Erotic Adventures Of Bonnie & Clyde, The (1988)

Bonnie Bonks.

Mar 28, 2008
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Erotic Adventures Of Zorro, The (1972)

The Straight Blade.

Jul 25, 2005
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Erotic Misadventures Of The Invisible Man, The (2003)

Coitus invisibilus.

Aug 4, 2005
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