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Reviews by 'Wheelz'
Current status of
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with a total of
538
reviews published to date.
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Band Of The Hand (1986)
Rehabilitated punks evict druggies.
Aug 17, 2005
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Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum, A (1966)
Gilford hysterical as Hysterium.
Oct 25, 2005
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Hall Pass (2011)
Barista neglected, Coach rejected.
Sep 13, 2011
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JarJar Binks: The F! True Hollywood Story (2000)
Boffo bogus Binks biography.
Feb 15, 2006
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This Means War (2012)
Spies like Reese.
Jul 7, 2012
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Coming Soon (1999)
Story lacks a climax.
Aug 14, 2009
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Dinner For Schmucks (2010)
Dinner party's schmucked up.
Aug 11, 2010
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Gremlins (1984)
Cates' Santa story disturbing.
Aug 3, 2005
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Hangover, The (2009)
Rooftop roofies catalyze catastrophe.
Jul 26, 2009
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School Of Life (2005)
Dying teacher enlivens school.
Aug 12, 2009
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Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Kirstie Alley's Vulcan sexy!
Oct 25, 2006
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I, Robot (2004)
VIKI's logic is deniable.
Feb 22, 2006
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Spooks! (1953)
3-Dumb ghost hunters.
May 21, 2010
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Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Candy: good. Gum: bad.
Mar 19, 2015
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(500) Days Of Summer (2009)
Into Summer: Tom.
Feb 21, 2010
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1941 (1979)
Japs sink ferris wheel.
Jun 11, 2009
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Bad Influence (1990)
Rob lowers Christian's inhibitions.
Jun 5, 2009
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Book Thief, The (2013)
Books good. Nazis bad.
Feb 6, 2014
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Bottle Rocket (1996)
Maid gets enormous tip.
Aug 6, 2005
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Pardon My Backfire (1953)
3-Dumb mechanics.
May 21, 2010
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Van Wilder (2002)
Reynolds wraps college career.
Nov 11, 2008
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Animal Crackers (1930)
Chico hides-a da pictch.
Oct 30, 2005
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Aristocrats, The (2005)
Gottfried breaks 9/11 tension.
Aug 13, 2006
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(1)
Atonement (2007)
Novelist rewrites sister's history.
Mar 24, 2008
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(1)
Batman And Robin (1997)
Schwarzenegger's an ice villain.
Jun 27, 2010
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(1)
Boss (1998)
The Daley Show.
Mar 8, 2009
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(1)
Closer (2004)
Quartet confuse love, lust.
Feb 14, 2006
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(1)
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Menu: Sausages and Tacos?
Oct 9, 2006
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(1)
Cooler, The (2003)
Bettors believe he's unlucky.
Aug 11, 2006
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(1)
Dark Knight, The (2008)
Bad directions; Gyllenhaal lost.
Jun 5, 2009
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Descendants, The (2011)
Kauai did she cheat?
Feb 26, 2012
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(1)
Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
Good leads prove elusive.
Sep 27, 2007
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(1)
Great Race, The (1965)
Max pushes wrong button.
Aug 2, 2005
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Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Voldemort's Riddle not funny.
Jul 24, 2005
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Inconvenient Truth, An (2006)
Gore cherry-picks statistics.
May 21, 2010
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(1)
King Kong (1976)
Lange-uid remake of classic.
Nov 29, 2005
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(1)
Lion King, The (1994)
Simba removes nasty Scar.
Jan 5, 2008
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(1)
Lost In America (1985)
Marshall won't hire Santa.
Aug 6, 2005
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(1)
Louisiana Story (1948)
Oil well ends well.
Jul 24, 2005
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(1)
Moneyball (2011)
Hattie's on First.
Feb 25, 2012
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(1)
Proposal, The (2009)
Bully Bullock bogus bride.
Jun 24, 2009
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(1)
Regarding Henry (1991)
Ford remembers Ritz bits.
Jan 13, 2006
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(1)
Running Man (1987)
Dawson hosts reality show.
May 12, 2006
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(1)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Parker curbs heroism, briefly.
Jul 22, 2005
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Sure Thing, The (1985)
Concupiscent Cusack crosses country.
Aug 15, 2009
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(1)
Take The Money And Run (1969)
Criminal's glasses smashed repeatedly.
Jan 21, 2008
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The Good Girl (2002)
Store's mortality rate skyrockets.
Nov 28, 2005
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(1)
Three Stooges, The (2012)
21st century nyuks.
May 4, 2012
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(1)
Town, The (2010)
Robbery nun too successful.
Feb 11, 2011
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(1)
Wedding Crashers (2005)
Vaughn falls for clinger.
Feb 2, 2006
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(1)
Yours, Mine And Ours (2005)
Russo's family grew so.
Dec 6, 2005
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Arrested Development (2014)
Projection Bluth.
Sep 17, 2011
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(1)
Big Fish (2003)
Finney spins finny fibs.
Sep 19, 2006
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(1)
Body Heat (1981)
Turner's body heats Hurt.
Nov 19, 2008
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(1)
Can't Buy Me Love (1987)
Sociable Cindy sells self.
Dec 30, 2005
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(1)
Chaos Theory (2008)
Control freak embraces chaos.
Jun 16, 2009
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(1)
Corporation, The (2003)
Documentary that's all business.
Aug 13, 2005
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(1)
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
Segal on North Shore.
May 12, 2008
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Friends With Money (2006)
Screenwriters add second story.
May 7, 2008
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
Campy start to finale.
Aug 15, 2010
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Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Bellatrix tricks Hogwarts security.
Aug 11, 2010
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Ron's rat imperiled Potters.
Jul 24, 2005
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(1)
He Said, She Said (1991)
Story differs by gender.
May 12, 2006
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(1)
Hitch (2005)
Lessons in wooing, whistling.
Sep 28, 2007
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I, Robot (2004)
Robot arm proves handy.
Feb 22, 2006
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King Kong (1933)
Strong Kong wrecks Rex.
Jan 13, 2006
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Little Richard (2000)
Good Movie, Miss Molly!
Oct 23, 2006
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Lost In America (1985)
No Indians actually touched.
Aug 6, 2005
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Major League II (1994)
New ballpark, same story.
Jul 31, 2006
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Miss Congeniality (2000)
Butch Bullock blossoms beautifully.
Oct 26, 2005
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(1)
Murder On The Orient Express (2017)
Mystery Train (Cover Version).
Dec 8, 2017
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(1)
Night Of The Iguana, The (1964)
Burton's misery in Mismaloya.
Oct 31, 2005
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(1)
Peggy Sue Got Married (1986)
Older Turner turns younger.
Feb 19, 2008
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Pretty Woman (1990)
Hooker hooks hunk's heart.
Oct 2, 2006
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(1)
Sappy Bullfighters (1959)
Besser battles belligerent bull.
Aug 17, 2005
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Scoop (2006)
Late reporter extends deadline.
Mar 30, 2008
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(1)
Seven Year Itch, The (1955)
Marilyn, breeze: Instant icon.
Jan 14, 2008
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(1)
Sexy Sixth Sense, The (2001)
I see dead fuckers.
Feb 18, 2010
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There Will Be Blood (2007)
Plainview prays for pipeline.
Mar 6, 2008
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(1)
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007)
Half-brother inspires singer.
Jul 9, 2009
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(1)
Winnie The Pooh Thanksgiving, A (1998)
Thankfully, turkey not anthropomorphized.
Oct 26, 2006
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(1)
Amadeus (1984)
A work of Mozart.
Nov 19, 2008
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(1)
Bachelor Party (1984)
Whores and donkey show.
Dec 11, 2008
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(1)
Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown (1975)
Chuck's mailbox perpetually empty.
Aug 10, 2005
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Charlie Brown's All Stars! (1966)
Little League bans dogs.
Aug 11, 2005
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(1)
Chicken Thief, The (1902)
Plucky prowler pilfers poultry.
Feb 19, 2006
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Closer (2004)
Needy, selfish, fornicating foursome.
Feb 14, 2006
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Eddie (1996)
The Knicks stink! Whoopi!
Jul 24, 2005
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Frost/Nixon (2008)
Dick drunk-dials David.
Mar 23, 2009
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Get Smart (2008)
Carell is in CONTROL.
Nov 15, 2008
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Godfather Of Green Bay, The (2005)
Hollywood via North Woods.
Jun 22, 2007
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Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Squirrely professor harbors fugitive.
Jul 24, 2005
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Jurassic Park (1993)
Prehistoric zoo proves foolhardy.
May 12, 2006
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Men Who Stare At Goats, The (2009)
Clairvoyant Clooney clears clouds.
Jun 18, 2010
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Moonrise Kingdom (2012)
Pubescents of (New) Penzance.
Jul 7, 2012
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Peggy Sue Got Married (1986)
Cage ruins Beatles lyrics.
Feb 22, 2008
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Punch Drunks (1934)
Curly weasels into championship.
Jul 21, 2005
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Steamboat Willie (1928)
Mickey plays tooth xylophone.
Aug 3, 2005
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Superman Returns (2006)
Clark's mother's a Saint.
Jan 13, 2006
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Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead (1995)
Buscemi gets Treated badly.
Feb 20, 2008
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