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79	hustleboy007 (1097)
80	Turducken (1060)
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Reviews by 'Turducken'

Current status of Movie oracle with a total of 1060 reviews published to date.

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�Three Amigos! (1986)

Short drinks dirt.

May 17, 2005
Scored 4/5

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1 Night In Paris (2004)

Paris in the Raw.

Feb 17, 2005
Unscored

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1 Night In Paris (2004)

Paris Hilton - screwed over!

Feb 17, 2005
Unscored

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10 From Your Show Of Shows (1973)

All hail Sid Caesar!

Apr 25, 2005
Scored 6/5

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10 From Your Show Of Shows (1973)

Caesar served with Coca.

Apr 24, 2005
Scored 6/5

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12 Angry Men (1997)

Lemmon's Fonda argumentative role.

Apr 24, 2005
Unscored

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2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)

Driver 2 B Walker.

Dec 28, 2004
Unscored

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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)

Dirty monkeys, sterile future.

Apr 24, 2005
Unscored

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28 Days (2000)

Bullock boozes/ loses booze.

Nov 30, 2004
Unscored

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30 Foot Bride Of Candy Rock, The (1959)

Posthumous Lou Costello film.

Apr 24, 2005
Unscored

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30 Foot Bride Of Candy Rock, The (1959)

Lou's wife is stacked.

Apr 24, 2005
Unscored

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40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)

Catherine's keen on Carell.

Jun 19, 2005
Unscored

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48 Hours To Romance (2003)

Drunk actor tries romance.

Jun 29, 2004
Scored 5/5

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48 Hrs. (1982)

Nolte springs jailbird Murphy.

Apr 24, 2005
Unscored

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8 Crazy Nights (2002)

Cartoon midget's dimpled ass.

Mar 6, 2005
Scored 0/5

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99 River Street (1953)

Pug's wife plugged.

Aug 18, 2005
Unscored

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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)

Law = Hal with penis.

Apr 24, 2005
Unscored

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A.k.a. Cassius Clay (1970)

Also known as Ali.

Aug 10, 2004
Unscored

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Abbott And Costello Meet Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde (1953)

Twosome meets two face.

Aug 16, 2005
Unscored

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Abbott And Costello Meet The Mummy (1955)

Team embalms horror format.

Apr 25, 2005
Unscored

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Absent Minded Professor, The (1961)

Forgetful professor on rebound.

Mar 6, 2005
Unscored

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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

Butt Talking Mammal Dick.

Apr 24, 2005
Unscored

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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

Sean Young Packing Heat.

Apr 24, 2005
Unscored

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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

Marino sees wanker - vomits.

Apr 25, 2005
Unscored

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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

Private Dick, Hidden cock.

Apr 25, 2005
Unscored

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Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)

Regurgitating into bird's mouth.

Apr 25, 2005
Unscored

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Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)

Rhino Ass Passes Ace.

Apr 25, 2005
Unscored

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Adam's Rib (1949)

Battling lawyers in love.

Mar 6, 2005
Unscored

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Adaptation. (2002)

Masturbation instead of Adaptation.

Nov 10, 2004
Unscored

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Addams Family Values (1993)

Baby suckles family eyeballs.

Mar 6, 2005
Unscored

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Addams Family, The (1991)

Raul gives good Gomez.

Mar 6, 2005
Unscored

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Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, The (1988)

Uma as mythic nude.

Mar 6, 2005
Unscored

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Adventures Of Rocky & Bullwinkle, The (2000)

DeNiro lampoons Taxi Driver.

Sep 25, 2004
Unscored

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Affair To Remember, An (1957)

Kerr squished, Cary crushed.

Apr 25, 2005
Unscored

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Africa Screams (1949)

Lions Roar, Lou Screams.

Apr 25, 2005
Unscored

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African Queen, The (1951)

Of leeches and letches.

Mar 6, 2005
Unscored

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Against All Odds (1984)

Rachel Ward sports Wood.

Mar 9, 2005
Unscored

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Agent Cody Banks (2003)

Frankie Bonds with Duff.

Dec 1, 2004
Unscored

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Aileen Wuornos: The Selling Of A Serial Killer (1992)

Money making Monster.

Apr 25, 2005
Unscored

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Aileen: Life And Death Of A Serial Killer (2003)

No Oscar- real Monster.

Jul 11, 2004
Unscored

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Air Bud (1997)

Dogged play on court.

Mar 6, 2005
Unscored

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Airheads (1994)

Farley rips nipple ring.

Mar 6, 2005
Unscored

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Airplane! (1980)

Folk music turns deadly.

Sep 25, 2004
Unscored

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Airport '77 (1977)

Lee and Lee argue.

Mar 10, 2005
Unscored

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Alex And Emma (2003)

When Alex Met Emma.

Sep 17, 2004
Unscored

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Ali (2001)

Floats like Fresh butterfly.

Mar 6, 2005
Unscored

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Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (1974)

Short order on men.

Mar 11, 2005
Unscored

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Alien Nation (1988)

Good cop, human cop.

Mar 6, 2005
Unscored

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Alien: Resurrection (1997)

Clone Alone IV.

Aug 10, 2005
Unscored

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Alien: Resurrection (1997)

Attack of the Clone.

Jun 15, 2005
Unscored

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Alien� (1992)

Ripley's Bad Hair Day.

May 5, 2005
Unscored

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Aliens (1986)

Reiser's Mad About Ripley.

Apr 25, 2005
Unscored

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All Dogs Christmas Carol, An (1998)

Dead Dogs Do Dickens.

Jul 8, 2005
Unscored

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All Dogs Go To Heaven (1989)

Dead dog is lively.

Mar 6, 2005
Unscored

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All New Adventures Of Laurel & Hardy: For Love Or Mummy, The (1999)

Sartain hits- Pinchot misses.

Aug 31, 2004
Unscored

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All The Right Moves (1983)

Lea Thompson full frontal.

Mar 6, 2005
Unscored

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Along Came Polly (2004)

Ferret avoids bathroom drowning.

Mar 6, 2005
Unscored

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Amazon Women On The Moon (1987)

Arsenio gets charged up.

Mar 9, 2005
Unscored

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America's Deadliest Home Video (1993)

Scary Bonaduce family videos.

Jul 28, 2004
Unscored

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American Flyers (1985)

Dead brother inspires biker.

Mar 9, 2005
Unscored

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American Graffiti (1973)

Wolfman offers up popsicle.

Mar 6, 2005
Unscored

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American Hot Wax (1978)

Leno supports with jaw.

Mar 11, 2005
Unscored

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American Kickboxer (1991)

American kickboxes to revenge.

Jul 28, 2005
Unscored

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American Pie 2 (2001)

Butt trumpet tastes shitty.

Feb 18, 2005
Unscored

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American Pie 2 (2001)

Stiffler's Mom gets seconds.

Feb 18, 2005
Unscored

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American Pie 2 (2001)

Crazy glue decreases friction.

Feb 18, 2005
Unscored

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American Werewolf In London, An (1981)

Death make-up over Dunne.

Mar 6, 2005
Unscored

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Amityville Horror, The (2005)

Property values drop supernaturally.

Aug 13, 2005
Unscored

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Analyse This (1999)

DeNiro's crying: perfect, hilarious.

Mar 8, 2005
Unscored

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Analyse This (1999)

Crystal slaps some Jelly.

Mar 10, 2005
Unscored

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Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)

Brick likes toasted mayonnaise.

May 6, 2005
Unscored

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Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)

Sportscaster lusts after Ron.

May 5, 2005
Unscored

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Andy Kaufman Plays Carnegie Hall (1979)

Milk/ cookies for everyone!

Jun 14, 2004
Scored 5/5

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Any Given Sunday (1999)

Football shot Platoon style.

Mar 14, 2005
Unscored

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Any Given Sunday (1999)

Foxx weathers Pacino's storm.

Dec 11, 2004
Unscored

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Apostle, The (1997)

Duvall nails Farrah, repents.

Mar 14, 2005
Unscored

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Apple Dumpling Gang, The (1975)

Conway / Knotts, Bumbling Burglars.

Dec 11, 2004
Unscored

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Appleseed (2004)

3D warrior battles robots.

Sep 3, 2005
Unscored

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Arachnophobia (1990)

Spider hitches grisly ride.

Dec 11, 2004
Unscored

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AristoCats, The (1970)

Scatman is cat, man.

Dec 11, 2004
Unscored

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Arlington Road (1999)

Neighborhood watch turns deadly.

Mar 14, 2005
Unscored

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Assassination Tango (2002)

Duvall's dream dance pic.

Jul 2, 2005
Unscored

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At Long Last Love (1975)

Non-singers mangle Porter.

Aug 14, 2005
Unscored

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At Long Last Love (1975)

Burt Reynolds singing? YIKES!

Aug 12, 2005
Unscored

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Autobiography Of Miss Jane Pittman, The (1974)

Tyson portrays/ makes history.

Aug 8, 2004
Unscored

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Azit, The Paratrooper Dog (1972)

Air Azit.

Aug 5, 2005
Unscored

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Babe (1995)

Cromwell ain't makin' bacon.

Aug 19, 2005
Unscored

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Babycakes (1989)

Double-layered cake scores!

Jun 18, 2004
Scored 3/5

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Back To The Beach (1987)

Gilligan slings coconut drinks.

Jun 3, 2005
Unscored

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Bad News Bears In Breaking Training, The (1977)

Devane leads the profane.

Aug 19, 2005
Unscored

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Bad News Bears, The (1976)

Tatum sells maps, curves.

Jun 3, 2005
Unscored

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Bad Santa (2003)

Murderous 'Elf' betrays 'Santa'.

Jun 3, 2005
Unscored

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Bat Thumb (2001)

Vicki is slutty thumb.

Aug 20, 2005
Unscored

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Bat Thumb (2001)

Blue Jay- embarassingly gay.

Sep 15, 2005
Unscored

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Batman And Robin (1997)

Nippled Robin in heat.

Jul 7, 2004
Unscored

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Batman And Robin (1997)

Batgirl not Gordon's girl.

Jul 7, 2004
Unscored

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Batman Dracula (1964)

Warhol pushes copyright violations.

Nov 21, 2005
Unscored

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Batman Fights Dracula (1967)

Dark Knight- Dark Prince.

May 7, 2005
Unscored

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Batman Returns (1992)

Batman says Me Ow!

May 4, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Beatlemania (1981)

Imposters, yeah yeah yeah.

Sep 14, 2004
Unscored

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