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32	bennyr81 (2423)
33	Koli (2324)
34	MM0rkeleb (2297)

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Reviews by 'Koli'

Current status of Movie deity with a total of 2324 reviews published to date.

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'Deutschland' Leaving New York At Full Speed (With Prince Henry Of Prussia) (1902)

Prince exits Big Apple.

Jan 5, 2008
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100 Girls (2000)

Power lost, potency gained.

May 15, 2004
Scored 3/5

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200 Motels (1971)

Zappa's Mothers, in-jokes.

Jun 13, 2004
Scored 4/5

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2012 (2009)

Vegas divided.

Jun 18, 2012
Scored 3/5

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2012 (2009)

African diaspora reversed.

Jun 5, 2012
Scored 3/5

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2012 (2009)

When neutrinos go bad.

Jun 5, 2012
Scored 3/5

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2012 (2009)

Noah (Curtis)'s ark.

Jun 14, 2012
Scored 3/5

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30 Minutes Or Less (2011)

Sandra plays blue notes.

Jun 14, 2013
Scored 4/5

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40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)

Catherine's not keener. Damn!

Aug 22, 2005
Scored 4/5

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71: Into The Fire (2010)

Students outwit hardened fighters.

Oct 1, 2010
Scored 5/5

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71: Into The Fire (2010)

Jae-han Lee's heroes.

Oct 1, 2010
Scored 5/5

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A Complete History Of My Sexual Failures (2008)

Music = dumper track.

Apr 10, 2010
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About Schmidt (2002)

Wife's betRayal troubles Jack.

May 16, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Actresses (2009)

ROK stars await stones.

Oct 1, 2010
Scored 4/5

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Adaptation. (2002)

Tosser tosses off script.

Dec 20, 2008
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Admiral Dewey At State House, Boston (1899)

Dewey leaves down steps.

Oct 14, 2004
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Admiral Dewey Landing At Gibraltar (1899)

Dewey winds up Spanish.

Oct 14, 2004
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Admiral Dewey On The Olympia (1899)

Dewey gets Gridley ready.

Dec 20, 2008
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Admiral Dewey On The Olympia (1899)

Gridley prepares to fire.

Dec 20, 2008
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Admiral Dewey Passing Catholic Club Stand (1899)

Dewey's military film unclassified.

Oct 14, 2004
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Admiral Dewey Receiving His Mail (1899)

Dewey considers letter.

Oct 14, 2004
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Admiral Dewey Receiving The Washington And New York Committees (1899)

Nelson boards a ship.

Oct 14, 2004
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Admiral Dewey's Flagship Olympia In Action At Manila (1899)

Gridley ready to fire.

Dec 20, 2008
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Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)

Mail-order bride meets Stamp.

May 30, 2005
Scored 4/5

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All Ladies Do It (1992)

Diana hunts new men.

Feb 28, 2010
Scored 4/5

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Amores Perros (2000)

Floorboard safety obsessives vindicated.

Jun 4, 2008
Scored 4/5

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Anatomy Of Hell (2004)

Amira nailed by rake.

May 14, 2005
Scored 4/5

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Angel Of H.E.A.T. (1982)

Marilyn strips, saves world.

Sep 26, 2004
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Antichrist (2009)

Dafoe's DIY project misguided.

Aug 9, 2009
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Antichrist (2009)

Willem gets the drill.

Jul 18, 2009
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Antichrist (2009)

Grief-stricken Gainsbourg's bud nipped.

Sep 21, 2009
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Apocalypto (2006)

Jaguar is quite slow.

Aug 12, 2014
Scored 4/5

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Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford, The (2007)

Ford clutches at reward.

Aug 7, 2010
Scored 4/5

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Attack Of The Hungry Hungry Nipples (1997)

President fears milk missles.

Jan 8, 2005
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Autumn Sonata (1978)

Neglectful mother visits daughters.

Sep 19, 2004
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Babel (2006)

Rifle transactions cause mayhem.

Mar 21, 2010
Scored 5/5

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Back To The Future (1985)

It's a DeLorean adventure!

Aug 21, 2005
Scored 5/5

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Banshees Of Inisherin, The (2022)

Fiddler's feud fuels fury.

Oct 28, 2022
Scored 5/5

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Banshees Of Inisherin, The (2022)

Bucolic dullard notably persistent.

Oct 28, 2022
Scored 5/5

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Basic (2003)

McTiernan's windy twister baffles.

Jul 7, 2004
Scored 3/5

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Basic Instinct 2 (2006)

Older Stone's still sexy.

Apr 25, 2008
Scored 4/5

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Battleship Potemkin (1925)

Maggots become Odessa flies.

Feb 20, 2009
Scored 4/5

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Battleship Potemkin (1925)

The maggoty meat mutiny.

Feb 20, 2009
Scored 4/5

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Battleship Potemkin (1925)

Masses mourn maritime mutineers.

Feb 20, 2009
Scored 4/5

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Behind The Green Door (1972)

Chambers abducted, roasted.

Mar 15, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Belfast (2021)

Branagh's mono youth remembered.

Dec 25, 2022
Scored 4/5

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Belfast (2021)

Dornan endures more grey.

Jan 19, 2023
Scored 4/5

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Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls (1970)

Z-Man and D-cups.

May 26, 2009
Scored 3/5

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Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls (1970)

Porter gets carried away.

May 26, 2009
Scored 3/5

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Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls (1970)

Rocke and Roller.

May 26, 2009
Scored 3/5

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Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls (1970)

Pet(ting) in the hay.

Oct 8, 2012
Scored 3/5

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Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls (1970)

Porter loses his laundry.

Oct 7, 2012
Scored 3/5

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Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls (1970)

Cats dig weed, man.

Oct 8, 2012
Scored 3/5

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Bitter Moon (1992)

Crazy girl is Seigner.

Jun 29, 2005
Scored 4/5

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Body Of Evidence (1993)

Did 'cokehead slut' kill?

Mar 1, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Boogie Nights (1997)

Players become dealers.

Oct 31, 2008
Scored 3/5

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Boogie Nights (1997)

Penis man discovers crack.

Oct 30, 2008
Scored 3/5

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Book Of Revelation, The (2006)

Kidnapped dancer retraces steps.

Jan 19, 2013
Scored 4/5

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Boy In The Striped Pyjamas, The (2008)

Bruno digs 'farming'.

Apr 11, 2014
Scored 4/5

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Boys Don't Cry (1999)

Lana undaunted by revelation.

Feb 18, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Breaking The Waves (1996)

Wife's encounters thrill driller.

Oct 23, 2009
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Bridges Of Madison County, The (1995)

Mother's romance recited, relished.

May 4, 2009
Scored 5/5

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Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004)

Skydiver drops Firth.

Aug 10, 2005
Scored 4/5

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Bronson (2008)

Bald idiot gets life.

Oct 2, 2011
Scored 3/5

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Bronson (2008)

Hardman Hardy gets arty.

Oct 5, 2011
Scored 3/5

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Bruno (2000)

Pope: cross-dressing role model?

Apr 22, 2004
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Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969)

Banditos meet their match.

Mar 27, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Calendar Girls (2003)

Women institute charity strip.

Mar 15, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Carry On Cleo (1964)

Hengist Pod: inventive alien.

Jun 25, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Casablanca (1942)

Laszlo's survival wrecks romance.

Dec 25, 2022
Scored 5/5

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Castaway On The Moon (2009)

Star-gazer spots fellow hermit.

Dec 8, 2015
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Catwoman (2004)

Initially Hedares win.

Aug 9, 2005
Scored 3/5

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Cell, The (2000)

D'Onofrio's brain's fried.

Jan 31, 2010
Scored 5/5

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Charge Of The Light Brigade, The (1936)

Vickers vows revenge.

Sep 24, 2004
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Chariots Of Fire (1981)

Toffs resolve Olympic dilemma.

Feb 27, 2023
Scored 4/5

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Charleston Chain Gang (1902)

Silent, synchronised shambling.

Dec 17, 2007
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Charlotte Gray (2001)

Cate versus Nazis, Vichy.

Apr 11, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Charlotte Gray (2001)

Crudup: Cate's Gallic temptation.

Apr 11, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Checkmate (2003)

Checkmate Charlie unlocks barrier.

Aug 14, 2005
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Christina, Princesse De L'�rotisme (1973)

Heiress has hair-raising nightmares.

Jan 23, 2010
Scored 1/5

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Christina, Princesse De L'�rotisme (1973)

Zombies are seldom hungry.

Jan 24, 2010
Scored 1/5

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Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian, The (2008)

Tube ticket: Narnia return.

Dec 27, 2010
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Churchill: The Hollywood Years (2004)

Churchill spoof misses mark.

Aug 10, 2005
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City Of Ember (2008)

Kids knacker power station.

Nov 6, 2009
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)

Full-on violence; semi-skimmed philosophy.

Jul 11, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Closet Land (1991)

Stowe faces allegory allegations.

Apr 1, 2005
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Conspiracy (2001)

'Blond Beast' does lunch.

Aug 7, 2005
Scored 5/5

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Conspiracy (2001)

Nazis share chilling lunch.

Aug 7, 2005
Scored 5/5

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Control Room (2004)

Rumsfeld's propaganda secrets uncovered.

Feb 22, 2006
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Corner In Wheat, A (1909)

Tycoon causes bread riots.

Jun 1, 2006
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Corner In Wheat, A (1909)

Griffith's agricultural allegory.

Jun 1, 2006
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Count Dracula (1970)

Dracula discovers anti-ageing fluid.

Dec 20, 2008
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Croupier (1998)

Kingston makes capital temptress.

Jun 7, 2005
Scored 4/5

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Damned United, The (2009)

Sheen tackles dirty LUFC.

Jan 8, 2011
Scored 4/5

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Dancing Skeleton, The (1897)

Dancer sans flesh.

Aug 16, 2005
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Dangerous Minds (1995)

Ex-marine all at sea.

Mar 7, 2011
Scored 4/5

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Dangerous Minds (1995)

Dylan twinning enthrals class.

Mar 7, 2011
Scored 4/5

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Dangerous Minds (1995)

Class dissect Dylan's lyrics.

Mar 7, 2011
Scored 4/5

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Dark Knight, The (2008)

Several vehicles severely Dented.

Jan 3, 2009
Scored 5/5

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Death Proof (2007)

Misogynistic motorist maximizes mayhem.

Aug 19, 2009
Scored 4/5

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