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Reviews by 'The Artist Formerly Known As W.S.'
Current status of
Movie oracle
with a total of
1307
reviews published to date.
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36 Crazy Fists (1977)
Jackie's direction secretly filmed.
Nov 24, 2005
Unscored
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4 For Texas (1963)
Ratpacker bitchslaps the Stooges.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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8� (1963)
Mastroianni just keeps WHINING!
May 14, 2005
Unscored
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Abbott And Costello Meet Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde (1953)
Identity crisis effects punsters.
Sep 18, 2005
Unscored
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Abbott And Costello Meet The Invisible Man (1951)
Abbott, Costello, invisible fellow.
Apr 19, 2006
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Abbott And Costello Meet The Mummy (1955)
Shrouded mummy, punning dummies.
Aug 20, 2005
Unscored
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Abraham Lincoln (1930)
Griffith's unsuccesful Lincoln reprise.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Adventurer, The (1917)
Chaplin- America's most wanted?
Feb 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
After Hours (1985)
Big Apple swallows Dunne.
Feb 16, 2006
Unscored
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Aladdin And His Wonderful Lamp (1939)
Mustachioed villain craves lamp.
Apr 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Alice Chops The Suey (1925)
Walt Disney goes xenophobic.
Sep 21, 2005
Unscored
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All New Adventures Of Laurel & Hardy: For Love Or Mummy, The (1999)
Laurel, Hardy... Egyptian mummy?!
Jul 17, 2004
Unscored
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All The World's A Stooge (1941)
Moe imitates a dentist.
Mar 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Ancient Fistory (1953)
Popeye's spinach becomes car!
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Fellow's parrot becomes deceased.
Feb 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
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And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Anteaters mistaken for lions.
Aug 31, 2004
Scored 4/5
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And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Twit competition ends disasterously.
Aug 31, 2004
Scored 4/5
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And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Hitler's joke doesn't amuse.
Dec 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
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And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Funny joke beats Germans.
Dec 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Angels' Revenge (1979)
Elderly dealers threaten ladies.
Jan 30, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Animal Crackers (1930)
Harpo WHUPS Margaret Dumont.
Apr 27, 2005
Unscored
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Apocalypse Now (1979)
Water deemed surf-friendly.
Aug 30, 2005
Unscored
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Appreciating Your Parents (1950)
Tommy's allowance: a penny.
Dec 1, 2004
Unscored
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Armour Of God II: Operation Condor (1991)
Indiana Chan.
Aug 26, 2005
Unscored
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Assault And Flattery (1956)
Wimpy freelances as judge.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
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At War With The Army (1950)
Lewis harmonizes about beans.
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Atom Age Vampire (1960)
Showgirl longs for 'Pierre'.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Myers deals penis jokes.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Bastard has plentiful mojo.
Apr 30, 2005
Unscored
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Bad Guy (2001)
Prostitute falls for torturer?!?!
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored
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Bananas (1971)
Cosell broadcasts foreign assassination.
Feb 2, 2006
Unscored
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Batman (1989)
Joker manufactures poison perfume.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Batman And Robin (1997)
Bad dialogue, bat nipples.
Jan 25, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Batman Dracula (1964)
Warhol's superhero bloodsucker sucks.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
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Batman Forever (1995)
Star: Carrey. Supporting: Kilmer.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Batman Forever (1995)
'Ace Ventura' with Batman.
Oct 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Batman Returns (1992)
Danny DeVito- criminal mastermind?
Feb 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Batman Vs Dracula: The Animated Movie, The (2005)
Animated crimefighter stops vampire.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Beast From Haunted Cave (1960)
'Beast' of string, plastic.
Mar 2, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Beast Of Yucca Flats, The (1961)
Angry Tor throws rock!
Sep 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Beetlejuice (1988)
Ryder steals ghosts' home.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Beheading A Chinese Boxer (1900)
Chopstick user gets chopped.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
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Beneath The Planet Of The Apes (1970)
Heston destroys planet. Bummer.
Feb 4, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Betty Boop With Henry (1935)
Betty befriends bald boy.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Big Boss 2 (1976)
Includes deadly chopstick action!
Jan 31, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Big Brawl, The (1980)
Chan's USA debut fails.
Nov 23, 2005
Unscored
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Big One, The (1997)
Moore's self promotion film.
Jan 28, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Bio-Dome (1996)
Stoners drive scientists crazy.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Birth Of A Nation, The (1915)
Masterful yet KKKooky epic.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Black Belt Jones 2 (1978)
Tatooes intrigue macho Kelly.
Aug 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Black Magic Wars (1982)
Chan violently meets Chiba.
Nov 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Blacksmith, The (1922)
Buster: man of steel.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Blade Master, The (1984)
Ator fights rubber snake.
Jan 30, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Blood Feast 2: All U Can Eat (2002)
John Waters: holy man?
Apr 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Bloodlust! (1961)
Reed wears tight shirt.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Bloodsport (1988)
Jean-Claude Dammes Bolo.
Jul 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Blow Job (1963)
Sexual gratification is documented.
Feb 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Blow Job (1963)
Face of excited man.
Feb 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Body Care And Grooming (1947)
Whole day spent cleaning.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Bowery At Midnight (1942)
Lugosi's extra-curricular wackiness.
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Brain That Wouldn't Die, The (1962)
Head won't shut up.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
Oldman's Dracula old man.
May 1, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Brazil (1985)
Palin: extremely pleasant torturer.
Aug 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo (1984)
Shabba-Doo busts a move.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
Bride Of The Monster (1955)
Tor Johnson loves angora.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Bride Of The Monster (1955)
Bela frowns, Marco clowns.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Bride Of The Monster (1955)
Bela beats Tor up.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004)
Hugh fights for Bridget.
Apr 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Bringing Down The House (2003)
Ha! Martin attempts rap!
Sep 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Bruce And Shao-lin Kung Fu 2 (1978)
Le returns from grave.
Jul 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Bruce Lee In G.O.D.: Shib�teki Y�gi (2000)
'Game Of Death' documentary.
Apr 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Bruce Lee The Invincible (1977)
Kung-fu gorillas steal show.
Jan 31, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Bruce Lee Vs. The Supermen (1975)
Li dresses as 'Kato'.
Jan 31, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Bruce Lee's Big Secret (1976)
Bruce Li's deadly... pepper?!
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Bruce Lee: A Warrior's Journey (2000)
Revised 'Game Of Death'.
Apr 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Bruce Lee: A Warrior's Journey (2000)
Fighter, filmmaker... philosopher?
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Bruce Lee: In His Own Words (1998)
Chop sockyer expounds philosophy.
Aug 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Bruce Lee: The Lost Interview (1994)
Berton's discussion terribLee serious.
Oct 9, 2005
Unscored
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Bruce Lee: The Man, The Myth (1976)
Life, times of Lee.
Aug 11, 2004
Unscored
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Bruce Lee: The Man, The Myth (1976)
Lee returns in 1983!
Oct 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Bruce Li In New Guinea (1978)
Wacky kung-fu island adventure.
Jan 28, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Bruce Vs. Black Dragon (1977)
Le battles the Japanese.
Aug 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Bucket Of Blood, A (1959)
Busboy kills for art.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Bugs Bunny Superstar (1976)
Bugs finally meets Orson.
Aug 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Busy Day, A (1914)
Chaplin shows feminine side.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Canadian Bacon (1995)
Yankees angry at Canucks.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Canadian Bacon (1995)
Canucks anger American simpletons.
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Cape Fear (1991)
Murder with piano wires.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Carrotblanca (1995)
Tweety imitates Peter Lorre.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Case Of Spring Fever, A (1940)
Spring craves some respect.
Aug 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Casino (1995)
Goodfellas hit the Strip.
Jan 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Cat's Meow, The (2001)
Mogul shoots cowboy star.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Cat-women Of The Moon (1953)
Moon women... in tights!
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Catalina Caper (1967)
Little Richard inspires seasickness.
Jan 6, 2006
Unscored
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Celebrity (1998)
Branagh basically plays Woody.
Mar 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Celsius 41.11: The Temperature At Which The Brain... Begins To Die (2004)
Right-wingers deconstruct Moore.
Nov 16, 2004
Unscored
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Challenge Of The Tiger (1985)
Nudity, crime, action... bullfights?!
Feb 1, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Chaplin Revue, The (1959)
Chaplin narrates three comedies.
Mar 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Chaplin Revue, The (1959)
Tramp finds stray dog.
Mar 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Chaplin Today: A King In New York (2003)
Jarmusch crowns Chaplin king.
Nov 29, 2005
Unscored
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