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Reviews by 'Joe Blevins'
Current status of
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with a total of
1420
reviews published to date.
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8� (1963)
Marcello suffers director's block.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Abyss, The (1989)
Cameron's underwater epic Abyssmal.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Airplane! (1980)
Fish dinner portends doom.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Alien From L.A. (1988)
Kathy Ireland models swimwear.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Amazing Colossal Man, The (1957)
Glenn experiences growth spurt.
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Amazing Transplant, The (1970)
Peter grave.
Oct 10, 2008
Unscored
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And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
'Something' Mostly the Same.
Sep 20, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Animal House (1978)
Slobs (eventually) defeat snobs.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theatres (2007)
'Aqua' origins (sorta) revealed!
May 21, 2007
Unscored
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Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theatres (2007)
Animated cinematic food fight.
Jun 6, 2007
Unscored
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Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theatres (2007)
Bruce Campbell turns chicken!
May 21, 2007
Unscored
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Assignment: Venezuela (1956)
Especially slick Venezuelan travelogue.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
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Attack Of The Hungry Hungry Nipples (1997)
Scary-olas.
Jun 5, 2007
Unscored
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Bank Dick, The (1940)
Sous� touchy about pronunciation.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Batman (1989)
Caped Crusader conquers coulrophobia.
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Batman And Robin (1997)
'Bat' franchise goes kaput.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 0/5
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Batman Fights Dracula (1967)
Showdown, guano a guano.
Jun 12, 2007
Unscored
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Batman Fights Dracula (1967)
Kane's, Stoker's creations rumble.
Jun 12, 2007
Unscored
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Beast Of Yucca Flats, The (1961)
Terrifying Tor of Southwest.
Dec 14, 2004
Unscored
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Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Crowe's multiple personality disorder.
Aug 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Bio-Dome (1996)
Shore: unpleasant, under glass.
Jun 22, 2008
Unscored
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Blade Master, The (1984)
O'Keeffe displays male decolletage.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 0/5
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Blazing Saddles (1974)
Black cowboy, no bull.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Blood For Dracula (1974)
Udo Kier: Vampire, weakened.
Dec 22, 2010
Unscored
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Bloodlust! (1961)
'Most Dangerous Game' rip-off.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 0/5
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Bloodlust! (1961)
Fey fiend hunts humans.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 0/5
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Blow Out (1981)
Conspiracy theories bedevil Travolta.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Shoplifter dodges Ray gun.
Feb 24, 2005
Scored 6/5
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Breasts (1996)
Tits: A Wonderful Life
Nov 16, 2012
Unscored
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Breasts (1996)
Knockers Up
Nov 16, 2012
Unscored
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Brian Epstein Story, The (1998)
Leggy Mountbatten's progenitor chronicled.
Oct 17, 2005
Unscored
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Bride Of The Monster (1955)
Lugosi's death by seafood.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Broadcast News (1987)
Hurt, Hunt: embedded reporters.
Jul 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Broken Flowers (2005)
Murray gets pinkslipped.
Jun 20, 2008
Scored 6/5
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Busty Cops (2003)
Policewomen pack pistols, bristols.
Apr 17, 2007
Unscored
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Busty Cops (2003)
The Bristol Police Force.
Apr 17, 2007
Unscored
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Caligula (1979)
Guccione documents Roman scandals.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 0/5
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Case Of Spring Fever, A (1940)
Coily teaches dufus lesson.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Case Of Spring Fever, A (1940)
Educational film lacks bounce.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Chicken Of Tomorrow, The (1948)
Reality behind 'Chicken Run'.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 0/5
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Citizen Ruth (1996)
Abortion played for laughs.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Cliffhanger (1993)
Stallone's ranger climbs again!
Jul 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Kubrick's ultraviolent anti-fascist sermon.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Color Of Money, The (1986)
Eddie fast no longer.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Cool Runnings (1993)
Icy dreads, people.
Jan 17, 2011
Unscored
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Crawling Eye, The (1958)
Switzerland suffers ocular disorder.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Crawling Eye, The (1958)
Tucker battles wandering eye.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Crawling Eye, The (1958)
Flick features visionary villain.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Crawling Eye, The (1958)
Victims' lament: 'Eye! Caramba!'.
Jun 29, 2009
Scored 2/5
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Creatures The World Forgot (1971)
Eminently forgettable 'Creatures' forgotten.
Jan 12, 2009
Unscored
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Creatures The World Forgot (1971)
Hammer wields a club.
Feb 4, 2009
Unscored
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Creeping Terror, The (1964)
Intergalactic gastronome visits, overeats.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 0/5
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Crumb (1994)
Cartoonist somehow survives upbringing.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Crumb (1994)
Story of an 'R'.
Jan 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Curse Of Chucky (2013)
Gore. VI. Doll.
Jul 12, 2013
Unscored
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Daffy Duck's Movie: Fantastic Island (1983)
Compilation follows drake's progress.
Feb 1, 2005
Unscored
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Dark Knight Rises, The (2012)
Gotham City: Bane's capital?
Nov 15, 2012
Unscored
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Dark Knight, The (2008)
Ledger's hair, makeup askew.
Dec 21, 2008
Unscored
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Dark Star (1974)
$20.01: A Space Odyssey.
Jan 5, 2013
Scored 5/5
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Days Of Our Years, The (1955)
Creepy priest bemoans accidents.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Deadly Bees, The (1966)
British 'thriller' stinks, stings.
Jul 28, 2004
Scored 0/5
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Deadly Weapons (1974)
Chesty Morgan's significant udders.
Feb 28, 2010
Unscored
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Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Walken loses at roulette.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Departed, The (2006)
Mafia, police suffer infestations.
Oct 14, 2006
Scored 6/5
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Devil And Daniel Johnston, The (2005)
'Friendly ghost' can't fly.
Sep 8, 2008
Scored 6/5
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Doors, The (1991)
Stone's take on Doors.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Dracula: Dead And Loving It (1995)
Mel Brooks' 'Old Dracula'.
Feb 24, 2008
Scored 0/5
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Driving Miss Daisy (1989)
Aykroyd: Southern? Jewish? Yup.
Sep 21, 2008
Unscored
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Driving Miss Daisy (1989)
Beresford's pure Southern Hoke-um.
Sep 21, 2008
Unscored
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Driving Miss Daisy (1989)
Freeman transports quarrelsome cargo.
Sep 21, 2008
Unscored
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Duck Soup (1933)
Politics as parlor game.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 6/5
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E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Alien steals house plant.
Apr 1, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Escape To Witch Mountain (1975)
Disney's bear/witch project.
May 26, 2009
Unscored
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Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Blubber: apparently excellent lubricant.
Dec 22, 2006
Unscored
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Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Cum north to Alaska!
Dec 22, 2006
Unscored
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Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Is she bare? Polar!
Dec 22, 2006
Unscored
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Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Cold openings.
Feb 11, 2011
Unscored
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Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Did they use igloo-bricant?
Feb 21, 2011
Unscored
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Fantasia (1940)
Disney's foray into psychedelia.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Depp enters altered state.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Female Trouble (1974)
Criminal's Horatio Alger story.
Oct 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Final Sacrifice, The (1990)
Beer-guzzling loser outruns cultists.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 0/5
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Final Sacrifice, The (1990)
Alcoholic Canadian befriends moppet.
Mar 19, 2004
Scored 0/5
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Finding Rin Tin Tin (2007)
The Good German... Shepherd.
Jun 18, 2007
Unscored
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Fire Maidens From Outer Space (1956)
The Hot Chicks.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Fish Called Wanda, A (1988)
A fishful of diamonds.
Dec 21, 2006
Unscored
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Halfwit witnesses history.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Zemeckis' sweet cracker nut.
Nov 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Fritz The Cat (1972)
Bakshi's Crumby animated hit.
Nov 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
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From Puppets To Pixels: Digital Characters In Episode II (2002)
Yoda overcomes Pinocchio Syndrome.
Jan 9, 2005
Unscored
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From Puppets To Pixels: Digital Characters In Episode II (2002)
Puppeteers collect unemployment. (Progress?).
Jan 9, 2005
Unscored
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Future War (1997)
Pitiful 'Jurassic'/ 'Terminator' crossbreed.
Mar 18, 2004
Scored 0/5
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Ghost (1990)
Heroic Goldwyn kills Swayze.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Ghost World (2001)
Thora flunks art class.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Ghostbusters (1984)
'SNL' veterans get slimed.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Giant Gila Monster, The (1959)
Wimpy greaser battles reptile.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Glen Or Glenda (1953)
Cocktopussy.
Jul 23, 2013
Scored 5/5
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Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Michael gets in deeper.
Oct 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Godfather: Part III, The (1990)
Michael finally, finally expires.
Oct 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Grease (1978)
Unctious teen nostalgia musical.
Apr 3, 2007
Scored 2/5
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